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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
National Guard/reserves isn't really on my radar beyond telling people that if anyone they care about is attempting to go combat arms in one of those, stop them at all costs.

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Don't go combat arms at all hth

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Both true.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Back when I was on a specific research project, part of my official job was to (and I directly quote) "to gently caress with the military as much as possible". In Miami we trained Forward Surgical Trauma Units that were to be deployed very very close to the fighting. Once we prepped the pigs and finished up on our end, we were supposed to "test security" and we came up with a ton of inventive and fun scenarios. Their commanding officers loved it and would even give us pointers and intel on some of the guys. My favorite time was when the teams were taking too long getting the patient from the landing zone into cover and the next time we did it some dude bought us a paintball gun to play sniper.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855626715707650048

Note: The weird zoom on Belichick's GF near the end, like "why is she this important?"

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

What the gently caress? They've been to the White House 5 times. How does that make it their first tour?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

You guys think Ronde Barber makes the HoF?

Ronde? Yeah, for sure. Maybe not first ballot, but he's getting in.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

National Guard/reserves isn't really on my radar beyond telling people that if anyone they care about is attempting to go combat arms in one of those, stop them at all costs.

Just go MP, that's what everyone will be once we're occupying Syria and North Korea and Iraq and Afghanistan.

Artillery? MP!
Transportation? MP!
Clerk? MP!

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

What the gently caress? They've been to the White House 5 times. How does that make it their first tour?

The residential area of the White House is a wholly separate entity from the functional and command areas

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chilichimp posted:

Just go MP, that's what everyone will be once we're occupying Syria and North Korea and Iraq and Afghanistan.

Artillery? MP!
Transportation? MP!
Clerk? MP!



Don't be a MP, you will never shake the shame.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Vince Young's CFL Hype Video

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

What the gently caress? They've been to the White House 5 times. How does that make it their first tour?

On the Patriots Newspaper podcast (PFW in Progress) one of the writers (they all mock Trump and his sport radio supporters routinely) explained that they got a lot more access than the previous visits, not just to the White House but also Capitol and a White House staffer supposedly told him that the treatment the Patriots got was really extraordinary.

I guess it's because Trump is a close friend of Robert Kraft and a Patriots fan, in contrast to previous presidents who had other interests and viewed the visit by the super bowl winner just as another PR opportunity.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/855513717345267712/photo/1

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







uh

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=189

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Why does he have a screensaver on his shoulder?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
ruffles have ridges

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Get a tattoo of a tub of french onion dip on the other shoulder imo

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
This is great. These should be made for every mediocre franchise.

Sup, dubious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiwQnxSRUY

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chromatic posted:

This is great. These should be made for every mediocre franchise.

Sup, dubious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiwQnxSRUY

This is a pro-click.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
It really is. It's like if one of those "Why Your Team Sucks" articles was made into video form and covered the franchise's entire history.

Edit: He's done some other teams too.

holy poo poo hhahahahahahahahaha https://youtu.be/OSmM_io9_eQ?t=229

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Apr 22, 2017

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Chromatic posted:

This is great. These should be made for every mediocre franchise.

Sup, dubious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiwQnxSRUY

Hey, you know what jackass? I. . .


Actually yeah, this is totally fair. The Minnesota Vikings: Doormat to Greatness

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Chargers one is super short and just made me sad

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Chromatic posted:

It really is. It's like if one of those "Why Your Team Sucks" articles was made into video form and covered the franchise's entire history.

Edit: He's done some other teams too.

holy poo poo hhahahahahahahahaha https://youtu.be/OSmM_io9_eQ?t=229

:lol:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
My sympathy for a team that's been as good as often as the Vikings is minimal

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

what the gently caress is a play off?

Edit: is it like the basketball thing where the grizzlies get mauled by the spurs every few years?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


quote:

But interviews with multiple law enforcement officials directly involved in the case say Lloyd—a semipro football player who was dating Hernandez’s fiance’s sister at the time—had information the football star did not want out: that he was bisexual.

How in the hell did I possibly miss this, I thought the murder was about OL blabbing about one of AH's other crimes :psyduck:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Go Grizzlies, Bitch.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Probably Magic posted:

Go Grizzlies, Bitch.

Go home Griz

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

a neat cape posted:

Go home Griz

I'm Glad The Chargers Moved.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I'm glad Kansas lost

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
drat straight

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Intruder posted:

My sympathy for a team that's been as good as often as the Vikings is minimal

It's the classic dilemma, would you rather be perennially awful but comfortably predictably so, a la the Browns, or would you rather constantly dance with greatness only to fall short in a comically inept fashion? I don't think the Vikings can ever complain like the Browns or the Bills or your typically bad team of choice, because they do turn out some entertaining and fun games instead of being baseline bad, but I'm sure there are plenty of fans who expect us to either be the best or utter dogshit with nothing in between.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chromatic posted:

This is great. These should be made for every mediocre franchise.

Sup, dubious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiwQnxSRUY

lol i'd forgotten all about the phantom DPI calls against the saints in the NFCCG

edit* and mwe need the full length arizona game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnl1YqcBQfg&t=346s

edit

here's the better one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8S4G9zFK8

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Apr 23, 2017

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Chromatic posted:

This is great. These should be made for every mediocre franchise.

Sup, dubious



didn't i always say god hates the vikings

e: oh he did do a bunch of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQngBKTilA

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Apr 23, 2017

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Looks like that lying piece of poo poo Tom Brady got caught again

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2...l?event=event25


this is pay walled for me if anyone with a Boston globe account (lol) has one feel free to copy paste. I can't wait till he gets caught using steroids oh wait I am sorry he has a great diet.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thaddius the Large posted:

I don't think the Vikings can ever complain like the Browns or the Bills

The Bills have been to four consecutive super bowls.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Winkie01 posted:

Looks like that lying piece of poo poo Tom Brady got caught again

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2...l?event=event25


this is pay walled for me if anyone with a Boston globe account (lol) has one feel free to copy paste. I can't wait till he gets caught using steroids oh wait I am sorry he has a great diet.

Basically money is raised by the Best Buddies charity and then funneled on to other organizations that serve Brady's interests.

I would copy and paste but I'm mobile. Here is the tldr summary from the article

https://twitter.com/cianaf/status/855949657620570112

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Winkie01 posted:

Looks like that lying piece of poo poo Tom Brady got caught again

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2...l?event=event25


this is pay walled for me if anyone with a Boston globe account (lol) has one feel free to copy paste. I can't wait till he gets caught using steroids oh wait I am sorry he has a great diet.

80% of all Brady's charitable giving to his own foundation are funds siphoned off of the Best Buddies charity in order to keep Brady as the face of Best Buddies. In short, he's taking money away from Best Buddies to fund his own poo poo without contributing much of his own money

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

None of this matters

Nothing sticks to human garbage and known cheater Teflon tom

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Tom Brady is such a poo poo lol

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