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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Scott Forstall posted:

broseph crushing some sick reps

oh right yeah lol, what a fuckin nerd

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pram
Jun 10, 2001

what dont you get moron

pram
Jun 10, 2001
have you never done a bench press in your life

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
turbodork with legs like tree trunks and arms like legs: yeah really been grinding the bench recently but I'm cutting next week and my nutritionist has me minmaxing my macros

me, smoking a cig on my way to buy a 6-pack: i respect your lifestyle choice but you are spitting as you talk

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


C R O S S F I T

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I have legs like tree trunks cause I walk everywhere lol

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I have legs like tree trunks

brown, veiny, covered in scabrous, woody protrusions, bifurcating wildly as they probe the earth for desperately needed nutrients

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
the only bench i want to press is the one outside the offie, with my arse

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

brown, veiny, covered in scabrous, woody protrusions, bifurcating wildly as they probe the earth for desperately needed nutrients

no just really big thighs and calfs lol

I literally walk everywhere it's relaxing

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm built like gimli I should be in the mines of moria or some poo poo

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i'm walking the dog right now, yosfit fans

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
got to get those 10000 steps :mrgw:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

big scary monsters posted:

i'm walking the dog right now, yosfit fans

i just got back from taking my dog for a walk.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


big scary monsters posted:

the only bench i want to press is the one outside the offie, with my arse

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Elder Postsman posted:

i just got back from taking my dog for a walk.

hell yeah


Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

lmao @ using calibrated plates and then benching with an illegal arch

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

akadajet posted:

this is called getting the lift on a technicality

pretty much every lifting fed on the planet requires your rear end to be on the bench which makes this even dumber

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm dorf

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
https://twitter.com/xxPUNKASSxx/status/854186597687975936

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

good job killing the joke

pram
Jun 10, 2001
need to make sure you point out something glaringly obvious, the soul of wit

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Stick Insect posted:

You have good taste in music and/or album covers.



I've made it a bit more yospos



In it voted 5

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

C R O S S F I T

they don't bench press in crossfit

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

akadajet posted:

they don't bench press in crossfit

oh never mind, they actually do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d4xkFY_YhA

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




SmokaDustbowl posted:

no just really big thighs and calfs lol

I literally walk everywhere it's relaxing
same. god bless europe, you can walk anywhere here

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

pram posted:

autism

Why do you think this?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
tell me where youre going to pin it

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

blabbing the secret code out like some narc? :cmon:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
guy clearly doesnt have stairs in his house

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://twitter.com/Bendacriss/status/855477085942534144

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

check out all these hot computer jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIEbBMi2js0

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

you show solidarity
pfffff

if you've got pretensions of being an anti-fascist go put your money where your mouth is, don't wear some exceptionally goony pin that only announces to the world that you're a tremendous nerd who flippin' loves consumerism

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sombrerotron posted:

pfffff

if you've got pretensions of being an anti-fascist go put your money where your mouth is, don't wear some exceptionally goony pin that only announces to the world that you're a tremendous nerd who flippin' loves consumerism



it's pretty drat easy to be an anti-fascist

pram
Jun 10, 2001
this something awful account kills fascists

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Sombrerotron posted:

pfffff

if you've got pretensions of being an anti-fascist go put your money where your mouth is, don't wear some exceptionally goony pin that only announces to the world that you're a tremendous nerd who flippin' loves consumerism



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