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Jobbo_Fett posted:>Cut the red wire Gonna need to find something to cut it with, champ.
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Blind Sally posted:Gonna need to find something to cut it with, champ. >USE TEETH
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>Grab CD case from tower >Snap lid of CD case >Fashion crude cutting implement from broken CD case >CUT THE RED WIRE ITS GONNA BLOW!
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ugh. this could potentially set us back in finding the next update. is this what the thread wants? Y/N 
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N, I was just loving around man I don't know how to play videogames
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>Inspect CD tower for suitable knife candidate
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>investigate why the icons on the screen stayed horizontal despite tipping the monitor while lifting it up
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> Dump your CD tower and look for a game that has a name suitably sharp enough that it might be able to cut through the wire.
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> Eat your computer
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Wait... Those gloves... >Look in mirror or mirror like surface
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Trump Card posted:Wait... Those gloves... There are no mirrors in this room. You're going to have to be a little more thorough in your search for a reflective surface. Quinntan posted:>investigate why the icons on the screen stayed horizontal despite tipping the monitor while lifting it up Huh? What are you talking about?  Jobbo_Fett posted:>Inspect CD tower for suitable knife candidate FPzero posted:> Dump your CD tower and look for a game that has a name suitably sharp enough that it might be able to cut through the wire. I'm not making a mess of my desk--but I'll look more closely at that CD tower, though--  It's just my video game collection. I've LPed a number of them. Please don't break them!
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>Grab Minesweeper Its obviously a fake since that game isn't published on CD's!   
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Jobbo_Fett posted:>Grab Minesweeper SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!   But anyways, sure, that's fine. I've grabbed Minesweeper. How about that update?
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> Load Minesweeper. Sgt. Apone might know where your update went.
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>use the shiny side of the minesweeper disc to look at your face.
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>Call ESRB and tell tehm we've obtained an illegal copy of Minesweeper
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>Look CD/DVD Drive
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>Scrawl "tell tyty to update his thread too" on the pad in blood because you don't have a pen I don't want crow to be lonely on there 
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>Back away from the desk about ten feet >Take deep breath >Full force tackle the entire setup, knock it into next week >Stand up and rip your shirt in half, you macho stud
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>Take off the HEV Hazard Suit
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Bit late, but:Shinjobi posted:Dash Rendar: the John Cena of Star Wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dT2A3g6j8
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Tyty posted:>Scrawl "tell tyty to update his thread too" on the pad in blood because you don't have a pen Yeah, okay, why not? I don't currently have any sharp objects, so I'll use CJacobs' TEETH idea and make a small incision in my arm.  Ohhhh-kay. Y-you know what? That, uh, probably wasn't a great idea. Feelin' pretty woozy right now... Shinjobi posted:>Back away from the desk about ten feet Yeah, gently caress it, this seems like a great idea! *deep breath*  uh...  Goddamnit!
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>Reboot brain
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White Coke posted:>Begin Killzone Shadow Fall LP instead. If you insist.  Mark ye! The old dynasty of Killzones hath been swept away! Killzone the First, its reign inept and fraught, died ignobly. Killzone the Liberator marched valiantly, though none flocked to its cause because it was on the PlayStation Portable. Killzone the Second brought about the golden age, but its reign came crashing down once its successor, Killzone the Third assumed the throne. With the fall of the PlayStation 3 dynasty, a new order has risen to take its place as ruler over yonder realm: The PlayStation 4 dynasty and the first monarch of our grand new age: Killzone the Fallen Shadow! Also the PlayStation Vita's in there somewhere, but gently caress that poo poo!  Hey team, we're back.  The earlier LPs are as follows: With regards to Killzone: Mercenary, we remain in the "maybe someday, who knows..." category on it. Purely because to LP it either one of us would have to buy a particular piece of hardware to actually record footage from it and neither of us want to make an upwards of $60 investment on something that we're only going to realistically use once and then never again for any other purpose.   S P O I L E R ! P O L I C Y ! There isn't one! I don't like spoiler policies--don't believe in'em. Besides, Killzone is the gaming equivalent of Shakespeare, so I expect everyone to be familiar with the story line so we can focus more on the performance. After all everyone's played the Killzone series, right? (Right???)  As mentioned before, the LP style was influenced by a couple of enjoyable Cinema Discusso threads that utilized a running commentary style of reviewing. Specifically, Kyle Hyde's American Psycho thread and Terry van Feleday's Transformers threads. It's in that vein that we've decided to Continue To Needlessly Complicate The Killzone Franchise. To quote earlier threads:  I pray we never truly find out.  
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 We'll get to the post in due time. What's important is that we get the video up for now and get things started.   We are joined for this opening chapter of "I'm pretty sure this is technically Killzone 5, guys, just saying" by the fantastic ACES CURE PLANES. ACES is about to resume work on his LP of Armored Core 2: Another Age after 2016 basically ran him over, chained him to its rear bumper, and then dragged him 20 miles. You can also catch his LP of Armored Core 2 up on the LP Archive.   THIS HAS GONE TOO loving FAR, SALLY!!! nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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I enjoy this thread. A lot.
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LP is art.
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>Bandage your wound and rehydrate.
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I;m personsally excited for this lets paly of calzone shadow's fall.
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CJacobs posted:I;m personsally excited for this lets paly of calzone shadow's fall. >Ask if we can get fries with that
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I thought about holding off for a week while I wait for my new monitor to arrive, but gently caress it, it still works. Thus, we can continue to look for the next update. But hey, maybe, you know, actually try looking for the update this time? This LP is starting to cost me...  My notepad is stained with blood, my CD tower and most of my games are broken, and you guys have damaged both the wall and the computer monitor. Note: we are not any closer to finding the update! Quinntan posted:>use the shiny side of the minesweeper disc to look at your face. Nice try! If you want to get a look at this mug, you're going to have to try a little harder to fool me. Besides, the disk is now broken. Lemme pop open the Dash-ventory and show you:  Alright team, let's find that update! Seriously.
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> Click "Begin"
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>Click on blood. >Use Blood on Flask.
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>Get non broken games >Use reflective side of a non-broken game to look at face
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:>Get non broken games > Then sharpen the edges into a razor disk of death.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:>Get non broken games Or >Close the screen with the power button. Gaze into your fractured self via reflection on the screen. Was the update inside you all along?
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Also, for those scant few who are legitimately curious: We're gonna do Killzone: Shadow Fall for real over the summer.
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