I AM THE TOILET posted:

If you've never used a slow cooker to make yourself food, guess what - you're loving stupid. Your only excuse is if you're a loving infant.

Jedit posted:

My preferred format would be "not at all, and mods ban the gently caress out of you if you make post 1". We already had that poo poo. If you want to do it again, just make an imgur gallery and link it for the masochists.

(All my own personal opinion, of course.)

Alhazred posted:

I didn't realize slow cookers was such a controversial topic.

Brother Entropy posted:

i know he wants the audience to read it a different way than that but god help me i have no idea what else it could possibly be

I AM THE TOILET posted:

"I don't have TIME to cook myself dinner, okay!? I've got a lot going on, and there's Facebook to do, and also... look; just trust me, okay? That stupid slow cooker is useless. There's a reason we have restaurants. Plus, if you Google some coupons, the Bloomin' Onion might be a little cheaper! You even get a free appetizer on your birthday! So really, why are you messing with that stupid ol' crock pot? Oh, lookit you - adding... seasoning to it. Yeah. Some garlic, I guess. LOOK AT WOLFGANG PUCK HERE EVERYBODY - HAH! Seriously; stop chopping vegetables and get in the car with me. We're gonna miss happy hour at Chili's."

Cloks posted:

I agree with Tinsley.

Pants Donkey posted:

There was a political cartoon based on this older carton

Except instead of guilt over not joining the military, it was an Iraq/Afghanistan vet twisting the cartoon around ("Why didn't you fight the Nazis?" vs. "Well you're all hosed up for no reason"). I can't find the parody, but that should be close enough.

EDIT: Obviously the puns and bright cartoon were from some JRRose! shtick.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Cloud Potato posted:

Observer:

"Theresa May: Smaug, the snap-election dragon – Chris Riddell on the prime minister’s surprise call for a mandate"

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Somfin posted:

Hey all.

Xander77 has just given me the push to get 2024, and my commentary, into the new toons thread.

I'd asked him, but I think I'll put the question to the thread as a whole- what format would you like it to be in? Post by post, as it was presented in the old thread (but significantly faster)? Or in blocks?

Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:

loquacius posted:

Really like the color work on this one. Very authentic.

Garrison posted:

The so-called ‘centrist’ French presidential candidate Emmanuel Macron doesn’t want to offend Muslims. He claimed terrorism would be a part of the daily lives of the French people for years to come. Just like croissants and good bordeaux. He may as well wave a surrender flag and then get down on a Islamic prayer rug.

Marine LePen wants to stop importing Islam and the terrorism that always accompanies it. She is the voice of sanity in a country gone mad with political correctness. Even the pope made the ridiculous claim that ‘migrant’ holding centers are ‘Nazi concentration camps’ for Muslims. Apparently the Pope wants to help hasten the demise of his own Christianity. Europe seems to be ready to hand over their countries to Islam without a fight. Sharia law is at odds with western civilization and Muslims will use violence to implement it. The Quran tells them to do this.

Socialists continue to welcome and embrace Islam because they consider it their best means to destroy Christianity--thereby making it easier to usher in their communism. That's why Obama and Merkel have eagerly flooded western civilization with Islam. Soros is a big player in this scheme, too. What they really want is the erosion of the historically strong Christian foundation in western countries.

Marine Le Pen wants to end such insanity. She’s always labeled ‘far right’ by the mainstream media. There’s no longer such a thing as ‘right’ or ‘conservative.’ It’s always ‘far right.' It’s just one of the pejorative terms used to impugn those who care about preserving the culture of one’s country. They are called ‘nativists’ or the ubiquitous terms “racist” and “Nazi.”

I don’t want to see France become a caliphate. I admire Marine Le Pen for making a stand against the Islamic invasion. I wish her the best of luck in the election.

—Ben Garrison

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Erenthal posted:

That's a pretty poo poo Le Pen.

ManlyGrunting posted:

That terrorist is real into getting kicked in the rear end. The kinkiest cartoon.

Jay Rust posted:

Is Garrison even Christian?

Trogdos! posted:

Sandpuppy posted:

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Mr. Squishy posted:

is that just a dumb joke or did I miss a really weird news story?

bunnyofdoom posted:

I wonder if Tinsley knows you can make a good rum punch in a slow cooker.


Lester does.

mandatory lesbian posted:

i would 100% be the audience for Mob Chef

Jedit posted:

The punch was definitely a bit rum, but I didn't know Lester's wife cooked slowly.