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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

yvan eht nioj

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Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

The Before Times posted:

I mean, that doesn't actually stop them getting kickbacks, but at least it allows people like Jo Sri to actually Get Stuff Done

I've been wanting to get a :sax: with Jono blowing his sax but I'm both lazy and untalented.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar


plz don't post pictures of me in here. tia.

Also, I love "the ANZAC WEEK" poster. I'm looking forward to Anzac Week and Anzac Month.

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

Dude McAwesome posted:

plz don't post pictures of me in here. tia.

Also, I love "the ANZAC WEEK" poster. I'm looking forward to Anzac Week and Anzac Month.

In this, the Year of the ANZAC™

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Birdstrike posted:

hint: because you're a tankie

pal just because i support putting the kulaks against the wall doesn't mean i support doing the same to their families

yet

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
No, this is Year of the Digger, next year is the Year of Mateship and then it's the Year of the ANZAC.

Fresh in our Memories.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Australian and New Zealand Army Cocks

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
That nightclub flier is an insult to the memory of the tens of thousands of Diggers who caught VD while loving around during WW1.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Solemn Sloth posted:

The idea that councils are run by developers is frankly dumb. In Victorian cases where councils call in planning applications for a decision rather than leaving the decision delegated to the planning officers, the vast majority are to refuse a permit due to community opposition. Councils approving a development when officers recommended it be refused are vanishingly rare.
Sweet summer child. Who gives the planning officer's their guidlines?

https://www.crikey.com.au/2008/03/04/australias-dodgiest-local-councils-a-crikey-list/

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/icac-finds-councils-at-high-risk-of-corruption-20100511-uuur.html

Anidav posted:

Newspoll: 52(-1)-48(+1) to Labor

Well confusing those Visa applicants and beating the drums of nationalism sure got those polls moving Malcolm! lol.
You could take that view or just accept that it is within the margin of error. Meanwhile what does it mean for Peter Dutton's leadership ambitions?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-23/dutton-sticks-by-manus-shooting-account/8464994

"He was begging for it"

The last minister who did this was Peter Reith and it ultimately led to his resignation and departure from parliament. Has Dutton been set up for this to end his miserable leadership run? I want to see if he actually gets canned for it. My money is on no.

Bogan King posted:

Australian and New Zealand Army Cucks
ftfy.

Coles are trying to co-opt the ANZAC brand by running a charitable donation scheme this year. Donating for the benefit of veteran's and their families always makes me wonder what the gently caress our government and the Department of Veteran's affairs are doing for them. Support our troops yourselves you insufferable muppets.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Special guest from the army at my sons' school just pulled out the ol' Simpson and his Donkey legend. Narrative going strong.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I remember going to the Canberra memorial as a year 10 and the guide or whatever was a former sniper that had seen some poo poo. He showed us a map of Gallipoli and gave us a strategic talk on what happened. It was not celebratory or crowd pleasing.

From memory he said the words "kill box" ten times at least and was a loving grim dude.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Cartoon posted:

Sweet summer child. Who gives the planning officer's their guidlines?

https://www.crikey.com.au/2008/03/04/australias-dodgiest-local-councils-a-crikey-list/

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/icac-finds-councils-at-high-risk-of-corruption-20100511-uuur.html
You could take that view or just accept that it is within the margin of error. Meanwhile what does it mean for Peter Dutton's leadership ambitions?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-23/dutton-sticks-by-manus-shooting-account/8464994

"He was begging for it"

The last minister who did this was Peter Reith and it ultimately led to his resignation and departure from parliament. Has Dutton been set up for this to end his miserable leadership run? I want to see if he actually gets canned for it. My money is on no.
ftfy.

Coles are trying to co-opt the ANZAC brand by running a charitable donation scheme this year. Donating for the benefit of veteran's and their families always makes me wonder what the gently caress our government and the Department of Veteran's affairs are doing for them. Support our troops yourselves you insufferable muppets.

I don't know about other states, but councils in Victoria overwhelmingly lean NIMBY when departing from planning advice.

I'm not trying to say they're good, but when they are bad it's more often due to pandering for votes or the most petty spiteful bullshit you can imagine than for bribes.

Case in point: metropolitan council in Victoria, a greens and socialist majority get elected with housing affordability as their central campaign item. One of the first decisions they overrule planning officers on after being elected? Refusing a permit for a social housing program because poor people nearby may drop house prices.

Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Apr 24, 2017

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Solemn Sloth posted:

I don't know about other states, but councils in Victoria overwhelmingly lean NIMBY when departing from planning advice.

I'm not trying to say they're good, but when they are bad it's more often due to pandering for votes or the most petty spiteful bullshit you can imagine than for bribes.

Case in point: metropolitan council in Victoria, a greens and socialist majority get elected with housing affordability as their central campaign item. One of the first decisions they overrule planning officers on after being elected? Refusing a permit for a social housing program because poor people nearby may drop house prices.

Hobson's Bay has had massive issues with threats and intimidation of candidates for local council recently. The thought is that it's developers battling for council spots around Williamstown since there is a massive NIMBY movement out there and the amount of money in play is pretty staggering.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

I remember going to the Canberra memorial as a year 10 and the guide or whatever was a former sniper that had seen some poo poo. He showed us a map of Gallipoli and gave us a strategic talk on what happened. It was not celebratory or crowd pleasing.

From memory he said the words "kill box" ten times at least and was a loving grim dude.

This seems like the correct way to educate about war and Gallipoli.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Kafka Syrup posted:

I've been wanting to get a :sax: with Jono blowing his sax but I'm both lazy and untalented.

that multi-talented bastard

starkebn posted:

Special guest from the army at my sons' school just pulled out the ol' Simpson and his Donkey legend. Narrative going strong.

Simpson was a card-carrying communist! :ussr:

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Anidav posted:

I'm pretty sure every one does.

Nah, he's pretty much just clickbait spam at this point.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

hooman posted:

This seems like the correct way to educate about war and Gallipoli.

:same:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

hooman posted:

This seems like the correct way to educate about war and Gallipoli.

I'm sure he has been replaced with an actor dressed up like WW2 Crocodile Dundee by now.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Cartoon posted:

makes me wonder what the gently caress our government and the Department of Veteran's affairs are doing for them. Support our troops yourselves you insufferable muppets.
Pretty sure the DVA medical benefits per person haven't been increasing at the same annual rate as the actual cost of medical care has for WWII veterans.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

I'm sure he has been replaced with an actor dressed up like WW2 Crocodile Dundee by now.

"That's not a war story, this is a war story"

"That's invading the Ottoman empire in the wrong place for reasons that don't make a lot of sense"

"I see you've played WW1 before"

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

The Before Times posted:

Simpson was a card-carrying communist! :ussr:

Even better he was a member of the wobblies. :anarchists:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

hooman posted:

This seems like the correct way to educate about war and Gallipoli.

my great-grandad was at Gallipoli with one of the british regiments that had absurd casualties



think he's in that red circle somewhere

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Also Simpson deserted his unit and hung out with the Indians.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Even better he was a member of the wobblies. :anarchists:

"I often wonder when the working men of England will wake up and see things as other people see them. What they want in England is a good revolution and that will clear some of these Millionaires and lords and Dukes out of it and then with a Labour Government they will almost be able to make their own conditions."

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

Anidav posted:

"I often wonder when the working men of England will wake up and see things as other people see them. What they want in England is a good revolution and that will clear some of these Millionaires and lords and Dukes out of it and then with a Labour Government they will almost be able to make their own conditions."

SO WEIRD THAT WE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Anidav posted:

and then with a Labour Government they will almost be able to make their own conditions."

:eyepop:

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Anidav posted:

"I often wonder when the working men of England will wake up and see things as other people see them. What they want in England is a good revolution and that will clear some of these Millionaires and lords and Dukes out of it and then with a Labour Government they will almost be able to make their own conditions."

If that's a Simpson quote then I have a much stronger positive feelings towards him than I ever harbored with the primary school indoctrination I got about it.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

hooman posted:

If that's a Simpson quote then I have a much stronger positive feelings towards him than I ever harbored with the primary school indoctrination I got about it.

yep, that's from a letter he wrote to his mum

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Simpson was a Communist, but the myth portrays him as some perfect soldier with a magic donkey.

The Original Shrek.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

The story of Simpson and his donkey isn't true? :smith:

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

So what's all this Simpson talk about? Are you godless ingrates saying he wasn't a bronzed, ripped, dutiful son of Australia?

JBP posted:

From memory he said the words "kill box" ten times at least and was a loving grim dude.

That sounds dark as hell. And an excellent way to actually educate people about the horrors of war.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Dude McAwesome posted:

That sounds dark as hell. And an excellent way to actually educate people about the horrors of war.

It wasn't fun, but the guy was really informative and matter of fact. His whole thing was that we should remember this in an effort to avoid future gently caress ups and that there was nothing to celebrate in brutal death.

Some smartarse in my class asked him whether he ever killed anyone and the guy looked at him for about five seconds and said "you don't want to have to kill anyone".

Anyway now we can all get pissed and play two up while jerking our dicks about the birth of a nation.

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

JBP posted:

Hobson's Bay has had massive issues with threats and intimidation of candidates for local council recently. The thought is that it's developers battling for council spots around Williamstown since there is a massive NIMBY movement out there and the amount of money in play is pretty staggering.

I live in Williamstown; can confirm. For a while there was a sign out the front of the old Port Phillip Woollen Mills site (now being turned into apartments) proudly boasting that the prices were starting from $1.1 mil. They're building around 500 of them.

Out of curiosity JBP, are you around Williamstown? I figured I was the only goon in the suburb.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
I think I remember there being a young dickhead who put himself up for the Hobsons Bay council a while back claiming to be related to one of the fellas leading the Eureka Rebelion and also claiming leadership was in his blood.

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Ora Tzo posted:

I think I remember there being a young dickhead who put himself up for the Hobsons Bay council a while back claiming to be related to one of the fellas leading the Eureka Rebelion and also claiming leadership was in his blood.

you joke about this but politics in tasmania is heaps dynastic and in my electorate alone three out of five mps are descended from and share a name with a former premier or federal MP (Bacon, Groom and Ogilvie)

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008


Divorced And Curious posted:

you joke about this but politics in tasmania is heaps dynastic and in my electorate alone three out of five mps are descended from and share a name with a former premier or federal MP (Bacon, Groom and Ogilvie)

& premier Hodgeman

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Divorced And Curious posted:

you joke about this but politics in tasmania is heaps dynastic and in my electorate alone three out of five mps are descended from and share a name with a former premier or federal MP (Bacon, Groom and Ogilvie)

Surely in tasmania it would be harder to prove you weren't related to any given politician

Axel Ferguson
Apr 19, 2008
So do Simpson and his donkey bring the kids ANZAC biscuits or what?

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Axel Ferguson posted:

So do Simpson and his donkey bring the kids ANZAC biscuits or what?

What? No, why the gently caress would he do that? Kids can get their own drat biscuits those lazy fucks.

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