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Hibernating kree are subject to random bouts of teleportitis.
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i just assumed that mj's new gang of migrant workers was hanging out off-panel the whole time
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Apr 23, 2017 10:32
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Peter. You drove there. In your hire car. You might want to go and get that back.
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Apr 23, 2017 13:48
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It'll be at least the 2nd rental car he's abandoned, too; didn't he forget one in that weird arc with ant man?
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Apr 23, 2017 14:02
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To be fair, in a superhero's line of work, cars get destroyed so often you just kind of forget they're supposed to be an important thing.
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Apr 23, 2017 14:18
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Synthbuttrange posted:RIP Rocket. He died doing what he loved: fighting coyotes for trash while nude.
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Apr 23, 2017 17:32
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someone awful. posted:It'll be at least the 2nd rental car he's abandoned, too; didn't he forget one in that weird arc with ant man? didn't jonah steal that one and force them to take the subway home
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Apr 23, 2017 17:38
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goatface posted:Peter. You drove there. In your hire car.
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Apr 23, 2017 18:22
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Manatee Cannon posted:didn't jonah steal that one and force them to take the subway home Yes. It doesn't explain how Jonah got out there, but it's the only explanation for why they had to take the subway back when they had driven out.
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Apr 23, 2017 20:27
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he still has the iron jonah suit but he doesn't want spiderman to know obv
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Apr 23, 2017 20:29
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Don't leave us Raccoon Son. You've become part of the family.
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Apr 23, 2017 21:37
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 The indignities will continue.
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Apr 24, 2017 02:01
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This ain't the first time Rocket's been forced to "transport" a Kree body.
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Apr 24, 2017 02:07
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My God, they've mangled him in order to make him fit!
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Apr 24, 2017 02:11
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There are so many ways to edit that last panel.
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Apr 24, 2017 02:15
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Just tie him to the luggage rack. He'll be fine~
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Apr 24, 2017 02:17
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Ikasuhito posted:My God, they've mangled him in order to make him fit!
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Apr 24, 2017 02:25
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Goddamn I love what an amazing rear end in a top hat Rocket is to Ronan's corpse. Of course he can't fit in there as well, so he'll launch the ship but then he'll need to spend a couple of months crashing at Pete and MJ's as their unofficial roommate 
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Apr 24, 2017 02:26
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Wait, Ronan is wearing the helmet again. He should theoretically be getting Kree air. Dammit he really is dead.
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Apr 24, 2017 02:32
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"There's a portal to Kree Prison at the bottom of this lake, it can only be activated if he's encased in concrete."
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Apr 24, 2017 02:53
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He is being treated like Kyle Rayner's girlfriend
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Grunnnt
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Apr 24, 2017 03:04
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What the hell is with Rocket's posture in the last panel? Also: EorayMel posted:I still can't believe Ronan is loving
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Apr 24, 2017 03:07
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This is going to end with a hacksaw.
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Apr 24, 2017 03:16
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Somehow this strip gets better and better. 
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Apr 24, 2017 03:24
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God, whatever the next arc is, it's going to be do disappointing after the nonstop glorious amazement of this one.
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Apr 24, 2017 03:52
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ImpAtom posted:God, whatever the next arc is, it's going to be do disappointing after the nonstop glorious amazement of this one. Newspaper Spider-Man will always deliver.
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Apr 24, 2017 03:58
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Yeah, remember the last one had amazing poo poo like Jonah sleeping next to a shotgun, Pete and Scott forced to ride the subway, Pete forgetting that a much larger spider than him ALSO has the proportionate strength and speed of a spider etc.
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, remember the last one had amazing poo poo like Jonah sleeping next to a shotgun, Pete and Scott forced to ride the subway, Pete forgetting that a much larger spider than him ALSO has the proportionate strength and speed of a spider etc. Jesus. That feels like it was five years ago.
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Apr 24, 2017 04:08
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assuming ronan isn't dead (which he totally is) couldn't they just tie down his comatose rear end to the outside? he apparently doesn't need to breathe
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Apr 24, 2017 04:17
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, remember the last one had amazing poo poo like Jonah sleeping next to a shotgun, Pete and Scott forced to ride the subway, Pete forgetting that a much larger spider than him ALSO has the proportionate strength and speed of a spider etc. Peter getting shrunk to spider-size and trying to fight a spider was a legit amazing gag, perfectly delivered.
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Apr 24, 2017 04:47
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"Hey web-head, help me cram Ronan into this, uh, 'Transport Module'!"
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Apr 24, 2017 04:48
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Ahahaha, that's great
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Apr 24, 2017 05:14
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Lurdiak posted:"Hey web-head, help me cram Ronan into this, uh, 'Transport Module'!" Next week: the gang enjoys some of Rocket's famous mincemeat pies!
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Apr 24, 2017 05:18
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Lurdiak posted:"Hey web-head, help me cram Ronan into this, uh, 'Transport Module'!" This is a wonderful thing.
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Apr 24, 2017 05:28
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Rocket is gonna strap a bomb to him and say it's just a very energetic teleportation module
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Apr 24, 2017 07:19
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Lurdiak posted:"Hey web-head, help me cram Ronan into this, uh, 'Transport Module'!" 
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Knormal posted:I'm assuming it's some old 40's version of it, to go along with the bill clips and tariffs. At least they didn't use the original version of eeny meeny miney moe. Google has a copy of Outdoor Sports and Games from 1911, which cites the unfortunate original version, then says: quote:This is also varied into
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Rocket no!
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