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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
These are all wonderful tranquil photos and I feel better for having viewed them

Did you take these yourself and if so what's the story behind them

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

relatable :smith:

woot fatigue
Apr 18, 2007

goose willis posted:

These are all wonderful tranquil photos and I feel better for having viewed them

Did you take these yourself and if so what's the story behind them

Yeah they're all my photos. Basically start by feeding birds, the birdseed attracts squirrels, so you put out different food for squirrels, the squirrel food attracts turkeys, so you start putting out food for turkeys, then the turkey food attracts deer, so you start putting out a shitload of food for deer, then a raccoon shows up, another raccoon shows up, then six years later you have 40+ raccoons and they're your best friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIXxP9sqRZk

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


little feets

https://i.imgur.com/qcC9Zyd.gifv

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hell, same.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Exclusive footage of me and the gang when our tax returns come in

https://i.imgur.com/ClB6Lte.gifv

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


IN WHICH a raccoon sneaks in thru the doggy door, is nearly apprehend by the home's resident, and decides to just steal a doormat instead so he doesn't leave empty handed

Enter:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!


Orson Welles reincarnated as a raccoon?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

He stole that bib directly from a dog, didn't he?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Bored posted:

He stole that bib directly from a dog, didn't he?

And the bowl from a cat.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Why is it that every single raccoon video always shows them eating grapes

Like why is it always grapes are raccoons hooked on grapes or something

cash crab please answer for your kind

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

goose willis posted:

Why is it that every single raccoon video always shows them eating grapes

Like why is it always grapes are raccoons hooked on grapes or something

cash crab please answer for your kind

I think they just like sweets. Marshmallows are really common for baiting raccoon traps and also as a way of covertly medicating raccoon populations that are carrying parasites.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


goose willis posted:

Why is it that every single raccoon video always shows them eating grapes

Like why is it always grapes are raccoons hooked on grapes or something

cash crab please answer for your kind

I prefer cherries

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
*Edited out this paragraph as it was me being extraordinarily dumb*

Then again I've always found it interesting trying to imagine how other creatures see the world, like spiders who have terrible eyesight but sense most surroundings through motion and light intensity. It must be really unusual for a spider to find a nice patch, spin it's web only for the web to suddenly shake apart with the spider suddenly feeling a shitton of vibrations where there were none, like the spider is 'thinking' "What did I just catch? Feels like a really big thing..." but for a human we know it was that one of the walls the web was anchored to was actually the side of a washing machine, and it's been working all night on our clothes.

BioEnchanted has a new favorite as of 23:04 on Apr 24, 2017

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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cash crab posted:

I prefer cherries



Get down from there you'll catch a cold

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BioEnchanted posted:

*Edited out this paragraph as it was me being extraordinarily dumb*

Then again I've always found it interesting trying to imagine how other creatures see the world, like spiders who have terrible eyesight but sense most surroundings through motion and light intensity. It must be really unusual for a spider to find a nice patch, spin it's web only for the web to suddenly shake apart with the spider suddenly feeling a shitton of vibrations where there were none, like the spider is 'thinking' "What did I just catch? Feels like a really big thing..." but for a human we know it was that one of the walls the web was anchored to was actually the side of a washing machine, and it's been working all night on our clothes.

qu'est-ce c'est



quote:

(Faithful Illustrations of Natural History Objects)
1795-1807
by Johann Matthäus Bechstein

quote:

Faithful

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Even ancient German dudes knew raccoons were fat fucks

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer
That one got into some spice

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I realized I never rated this thread. Rated 5.

In payment here is a relevant pic that comes up as #1 for Russian GIS of "raccoon."

ThePlague-Daemon
Apr 16, 2008

~Neck Angels~

Thin Privilege posted:

I realized I never rated this thread. Rated 5.

In payment here is a relevant pic that comes up as #1 for Russian GIS of "raccoon."



Cacomistles and ringtails are good stuff.



Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/853520253631856640

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/853699689740328961

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

Torpedoes away!
Was reading a NASA paper about "Corrosion and Environmental Effects" and pictured among the wildlife was this fella enjoying the tropical breeze:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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In honor of this being my 5000th post on this bléssed website I come to you with a dump of precious fur babies please enjoy





















skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

goose willis posted:

In honor of this being my 5000th post on this bléssed website I come to you with a dump of precious fur babies please enjoy






















goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I hope you enjoyed your flight cash crab

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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quote:

The raccoon looked comfortable, a witness said

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Has a raccoon ever not looked comfortable?

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/862483503656517633

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Thousands of years of technological innovation... the wheel, writing, electricity, telecommunications, the integrated circuit, that entire pyramid of technology has led to this singular moment. And it's beautiful.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



Sequel:

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/863551303607177216

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Last night something came and totally drank all the hummingbird nectar out of the feeder. Who could have committed such a desperate and annoying crime?

(celebrity dramatic reenactment below)

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=ppxvVWYmhYw&start1=0&video2=gFuGfwIhv14&start2=0&authorName=Trashpanda

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Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
My cousin found a very tiny baby raccoon in her backyard and is now raising it and bottle feeding it under the supervision of a vet. It's name is Hope. :wave:

I'll post a picture when I get her to resend me one

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