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Serf
May 5, 2011


also like the soviet union i will collapse while squizzle stands astride the world unchallenged with ed balls

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

(unintelligible)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Serf posted:

your joke was better than mine

its like the space race: i got there first, but you did it better

imo its like radium, we discovered it together and it killed us and im yr wife?????? then we coded dying comedy forums together, but bad

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
electoral college

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Agrajag posted:

these words from the orange potus will be preserved as words of wisdom for all future generations. think on that one.

like they will literally put these words into a loving history book that will be taught in schools, hahahahahaahahahahahaahahaah.

Richard Nixon posted:

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Serf posted:

also like the soviet union i will collapse while squizzle stands astride the world unchallenged with ed balls

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

triple sulk posted:

triple loving sulks

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

oddium posted:

(unintelligible)

:stare: that AP article is...something, it may be the most purestrain 'tromp dumb' thing in existence

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





just straight buried under a mountain of quaaludes

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/856483815333736448

Call it a hunch but I bet Lincoln would do better in NY and CA than TX and FL

Lol this diatribe is a prelude to modifying the way to elections work to make things more "fair"

Here comes the voter suppression!

Serf
May 5, 2011



if only i was dead in atlanta

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




so what exactly IS cornflake girl about anyway?

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

When does he get killed by a forklift?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

Citizen Tayne posted:

Lol this diatribe is a prelude to modifying the way to elections work to make things more "fair"

Here comes the voter suppression!

I'm glad they'll address the gerrymandering in TX :allears:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Citizen Tayne posted:

Lol this diatribe is a prelude to modifying the way to elections work to make things more "fair"

Here comes the voter suppression!

at this administration's level of competence they would manage to make voting republican illegal lol

dems would still lose seats tho

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS





Said an anonymous, top White House official.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

his base wants a wall bigly.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

if it's hard for a republican to win the ec why don't they get rid of it

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


Ah yes, the signature monologue from Shakespeare's lost masterpiece, The Tragedy Of Donald Trump.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
As I face another new day in Donald's world I wonder...
could god make a conman so dumb that he could con himself?

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Agrajag posted:

these words from the orange potus will be preserved as words of wisdom for all future generations. think on that one.

like they will literally put these words into a loving history book that will be taught in schools, hahahahahaahahahahahaahahaah.

Richard Nixon posted:

I would have made a good Pope.

Richard Nixon posted:

You know, the big Jewish contributors to the Democrats. Could we please investigate some of the cocksuckers?

Richard Nixon posted:

I would not like to be a Russian leader. They never know when they're being taped.

Richard Nixon posted:

When the President does it, that means it's not illegal.

Richard Nixon posted:

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

Richard Nixon posted:

I urge the Congress to join me in mounting a major new effort to replace the discredited president.

Richard Nixon, while attending the funeral of French President Charles de Gaulle posted:

This is a great day for France!

lol if you think history books suddenly got dumber

Atoramos fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Apr 24, 2017

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


punchymcpunch posted:

so what exactly IS cornflake girl about anyway?

I had to google it to get the joke because I've never heard the song and tragically the username isn't a Tori Amos reference but do pretend if you want

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
so what are the chances the government is shutting down?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Atoramos posted:

lol if you think history books suddenly got dumber

nixon was a rhodes scholar in comparison.

cletus the slack jawed yokel is mensa material in comparison.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856484873133060101

This post was 40 minutes ago. Still waiting on that "If" follow up.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


I did a thing posted:

so what are the chances the government is shutting down?

In a sense, the government shut down 92 days ago.

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
My body is ready for the ultimate (unintelligible)


TRUMP!


*(unintelligible)*

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/856483815333736448

Call it a hunch but I bet Lincoln would do better in NY and CA than TX and FL

Trump only found out Lincoln was a Republican a couple of months ago.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


thrawn527 posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856484873133060101

This post was 40 minutes ago. Still waiting on that "If" follow up.

Senile old orange fat idiot racist rapist President forgot to finish tweet. Sad!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Atoramos posted:

I had to google it to get the joke because I've never heard the song and tragically the username isn't a Tori Amos reference but do pretend if you want

i know it isnt but i seriously cant unsee it

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

I did a thing posted:

so what are the chances the government is shutting down?

And what are the chances we don't raise the debt ceiling

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

didn't realize most of the prescription opioids, heroin and chinese bulk fentanyl powder were coming across the border from mexico

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/trutherbotyelow/status/856248861135953921

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Holy poo poo I just looked up the meaning of "Cornflake Girl".

I fear this is going to be like "Veronica", where I can't quite enjoy the music any more. :smith:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/856474643615674373

Ladies and Gentlemen, the opposition party.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


punchymcpunch posted:

i know it isnt but i seriously cant unsee it

you weren't the first to fall into this trap and you won't be the last.

Serf
May 5, 2011



my question is what happens on these phone calls. i can't imagine that anything of worth or substance is said or done

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

said they spoke as recently as last thursday (about china specifically) from that same morning joe interview

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




*gets driven home by mom on theft-funded road*

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