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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Gildiss posted:

That's enough to revoke Jack's people status and put him right back into Josh territory. Unforgivable.

Interestlingly jack's opinions "as a content creator" on pre prec is initially what made me decide to start hating him all of those years go.

I got over it. Jack knows he is a loving moron thats good enough for me honestly.

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Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Rich also mentioned in a hot pre-rec sclusie that he's fixed the Wheel of the Worst. Not re-made, but fixed the existing one.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Captain Lavender posted:

Rich also mentioned in a hot pre-rec sclusie that he's fixed the Wheel of the Worst. Not re-made, but fixed the existing one.

This is funnier than building a new one. I hope they keep using the original for years and it gets more and more destroyed and hacked together.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Soon the wheel of the worst will be as ugly and useless as rich himself

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Zzulu posted:

Rich aint no bitch

I don't mean that misogynistically, I just mean he can take it, like a man

i don't mean that misogynistically either

Mike destroyed his spirit and sense of self worth a long time ago.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Rich Evans' horrendous political hot takes are the funniest thing about pre-rec streams. Close behind is Jack constantly saying that Rich is right immediately after.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Jack has no soul or real opinions

he is like a bald golem powered by the influence of his betters

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Richs fervent atheism is probably the only funny think about him

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I'm not gonna stand here and defend Jack.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Trunko posted:

Richs fervent atheism is probably the only funny think about him

mods?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
People who don't think Rich Evans is a national treasure are what killed the forums and gave rise to reddit and youtube comment graveyards.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Mr. F! posted:

Does Jack actually have a huge dong? If so, pics.

There's a pic of him somewhere standing next to a barnyard animal and you can see the outline of Little Jack in his pants. Maybe it was just a barnyard fence? It's been a while since I seen it.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

here let me consult my redlettermedia dick size comparison chart

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Jack does have an enormous penis, yes. It's canon

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Mulaney Power Move posted:

here let me consult my redlettermedia dick size comparison chart

lol if you don't actually have one

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Trunko posted:

Richs fervent atheism is probably the only funny think about him

How would you feel about God if you grew up as Rich Evans?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Light Gun Man posted:

How would you feel about God if you grew up as Rich Evans?

Well at least im not Josh!

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Is Rich Evans not the envy of every goon? Lol if anyone who posts on this dead gay forum aspires to be a Mike or a Jay, be real.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Mike is pretty acheivable

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Well, I'd like to see a roadmap to Mikehood, that goes beyond "become a fat alcoholic Trekkie." Because I feel like there's more there than meets the eye.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Well, I'd like to see a roadmap to Mikehood, that goes beyond "become a fat alcoholic Trekkie." Because I feel like there's more there than meets the eye.

you have to also be a huge rear end in a top hat

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Well, I'd like to see a roadmap to Mikehood, that goes beyond "become a fat alcoholic Trekkie." Because I feel like there's more there than meets the eye.

You also have to be funny, so yeah, it's unachievable for the average goon.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
I'm not a Jack a Rich a Mike or a Josh

I'm some guy talking about them on a dead comedy forum :smith:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Rich is a Gbs poster. Jay is a cinema discusso poster. Josh is every mod. Mike read the front page back in 01 and thought it sucked and hasn't been back

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Nah, Jay's not pretentious enough for CD. He posts exclusively in the PYF selfies thread.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
To become a Mike you have to go through a greenhair/leather jacket phase first. I wonder if he was a closet trekkie back then?

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I mean, it was for a movie, so...

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Rich is Jon Pop, Jack is Gurf, Josh is Dare, Jay is Nooner, and Mike is Niggerstomper58

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I'm glad that we are comparing internet celebrities to GBS celebrities now.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

powerful sex moves posted:

I mean, it was for a movie, so...

Just seems like those photos turn up an awful lot to me, dunno.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Could someone use MS Paint to turn this into a political compass?

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Light Gun Man posted:

Just seems like those photos turn up an awful lot to me, dunno.

They're from Gorilla Interrupted.

He also reprised his role as Sid the Punk in the short "Where's Deathlist?"



edit: oh, and the reason those photos turn up a lot is because he was pretty hot back then

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Mike ages like milk jay ages like wine

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

no no yes yes

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

yes. yes. yes. no.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
eh, who am I kidding

yes yes yes yes

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Yug posted:

Mike ages like milk jay ages like wine

Funny you should mention Mike

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

powerful sex moves posted:

They're from Gorilla Interrupted.

He also reprised his role as Sid the Punk in the short "Where's Deathlist?"



edit: oh, and the reason those photos turn up a lot is because he was pretty hot back then

I suppose that makes sense.


Old Jay lookin a little Harrison Ford-ish

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

monster on a stick posted:

Funny you should mention Mike



Omg, Mike confirmed for Lena Dunham

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