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as a habitual reprobate who keeps trying to read the trump thread for some godforsaken reason, I would like to formally submit an application for a CSPAM position. I have a reasonably clean posting history and BALLS OF STEEL.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 21:51 |
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Thatim posted:I just got new oil for the machine!! You can work with Lindsey for your short pants needs when encountering a variety of gardening obstacles no lawn gnomes please, they give me the heebies thanks Doomtalker posted:as a habitual reprobate who keeps trying to read the trump thread for some godforsaken reason, I would like to formally submit an application for a CSPAM position. I have a reasonably clean posting history and BALLS OF STEEL. hi! theres 3 spots open and theres a shortlist to SoS, let me know which one you want to apply for. SoS, Secretary of Liquor and Secretary of Drive Thru Orders mormonpartyboat is now AG should he accept due to a clerical error and I enjoy his proposal and will look to ratify it with some amenities at some point soon when all positions are formalized
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 22:06 |
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I'd like 2 apply for this job thanks
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 22:29 |
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Lastgirl posted:You can work with Lindsey for your short pants needs when encountering a variety of gardening obstacles Secretary of State suits me. I would love to inform D&D refugees that they're no longer welcome
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 22:35 |
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may our deaths be quick and funny and not in that order inshallah
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 22:48 |
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Lastgirl posted:actually lets make Lindsey Secretary of Short Pants i ain't mowin' no lawn in these short pants these are my collective duties as secretary of short pants (aka hot pants ) : e: poorly mows lawn Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 23:22 on Apr 24, 2017 |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 22:51 |
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id like to apply for a grant to ease the financial burden of clipping people out of photos and pasting them into other photos and then putting a big pink glowing 'nitecrew' in the sky above them, left clicks aint gettin any cheaper
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:44 |
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is there a position for a minister or secretary of future affairs? because as a forward-looking citizen of c-spam, i have all my life tried to plan beyond the next blizzard and/or drought induced crop failure i would serve as a reporter of future threats not yet materialized, and i am backed by the wisdom of top warlocks. TOP. WARLOCKS.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:41 |
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This administration is a SCAM WHERE is lastgirls PLAT CERTIFICATE? WHERE are they hiding LOWTAX's MOD MoNey? I REFUSE to create JOINDER with this administration
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 04:00 |
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Also C-SPAM executive mansion: first as tragedy, then as farce
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 04:00 |
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rudatron posted:This administration is a SCAM *security tazes u* This is what I'm talking about. Lawlessness. Reckless abandon. This state need order,and I'm the secretary for it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 04:13 |
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rudatron posted:Also
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 04:14 |
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rudatron posted:Also It was kinda a farce the first time round too.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 04:55 |
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rudatron posted:This administration is a SCAM history tells us this man will be the next president
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 04:59 |
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rudatron posted:This administration is a SCAM sir or madame, our frosty machine is broken but we do have a special currently any size soft drink is just 99 cents
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:09 |
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anyway, jest mowin' pullin' weeds and such
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:09 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:It was kinda a farce the first time round too. sir we don't have 10-piece nuggets anymore at this location. would you like a 6-piece for 2.99 or a 20-piece for 8.99?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:10 |
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crazy cloud posted:sir we don't have 10-piece nuggets anymore at this location. would you like a 6-piece for 2.99 or a 20-piece for 8.99? *whispers* tell him about the fries, and remember to up sell him; he looks drunk
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:29 |
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hmmmmmm
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:32 |
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extremely hypernormalized stephen king's IT voice ]: also we have a new size MAGA fries 2.69 please drive through
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:33 |
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crazy cloud posted:extremely hypernormalized stephen king's IT voice ]: also we have a new size MAGA fries 2.69 please drive through *continues whispering* that's it; channel Satan; i just knew when you came on, that we were gon' make some money togetha'
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:35 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:*continues whispering* that's it; channel Satan; i just knew when you came on, that we were gon' make some money togetha'
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:38 |
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aw! it's the story of us!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:49 |
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I am missing a secretary of Education / Hypernormalization. We need to be ready when the piss tape is released
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:15 |
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Thatim posted:I am missing a secretary of Education / Hypernormalization. hear! hear! now, could you help me get at these bushes here? you know how specific lastgirl can be
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:33 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:hear! hear! If we trim these, lg will see the gnomes in there left by the previous administration
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:54 |
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Thatim posted:If we trim these, lg will see the gnomes in there left by the previous administration hm, good point! the circumspect overly manicured look doesn't please her anyway let's try some moss; the Scottish aesthetic appeals to her, and making this look like a Celtic moor may be appealing to her also I'm thinking angel's breath, Irish moss, and English roses, what do you think thatim?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:14 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:hm, good point! the circumspect overly manicured look doesn't please her anyway I just mow the lawns and trim the hedge. I dont talk that fancy ivy-league landscaper talk. But i can also mow the rosebeds if needed. I am not sure if i can mow moss
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 10:32 |
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Thatim posted:I just mow the lawns and trim the hedge. that's the point of moss! you don't have to mow it! now everything else I mentioned may be more labor intensive, but the moss cuts costs, and most importantly cuts labor
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 11:17 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:that's the point of moss! you don't have to mow it! now everything else I mentioned may be more labor intensive, but the moss cuts costs, and most importantly cuts labor Foreign moss is going to lead to less work for me? Can we build a construct to keep the moss out? Maybe something like a fence
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:13 |
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bunch o sycophant goblin milk drinkers in this thread may the camel of happiness take a poo poo on all your manicured lawns
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:50 |
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its alright for you, jesus, your dad is rich
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:56 |
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Gringostar posted:bunch o sycophant goblin milk drinkers in this thread Sir please, stop tramplinig the lawnwnwnwn!!1
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:11 |
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now i need to mow the lawn again. THANKS GRINGOSTAR
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:12 |
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Al! posted:does anyone kno how to work the lights in here
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:25 |
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Thatim posted:Sir please, stop tramplinig the lawnwnwnwn!!1
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:40 |
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ok heres whats going to happen punchymcpunch is now Secretary of Drive Thru Orders because Rita Repulsa ordering mcnuggets encapsulates the c-spam experience Please hang this up somewhere in the manor thank you. Also keep those drive thru images coming at your own leisure. If possible you can consolidate them all into one post here in the manor as part of a gallery if you would please do me the honor~ There are 4 sign ups for D&D hating SoS (so far) and the vetting process for that is very arduous, I have to basically pull your name out of a C-SPAM Is Already Great cap and its just so much *checks notes and lowers reading glasses Schumerously* Oh ya, Secretary of Liquor requires a trial by combat as well in order to have bragging irrefutable rights to your brand of alcohol to shill out for the duration of the position held. Get people to eat a sixer for disagreeing with your brand choice! Secretary of Liquor will probably have the last confirmation, and there was one other really important position that I forgot so whatever, I'll remember it when it comes to me maybe. If it doesn't its no biggie Once the positions are filled, you will be briefed very briefly, just the briefest of briefings on what can be done. Basically nod along and suck up to me as egregiously as possible as I nurse hangovers and engage in erratic and often inconsistent hijinks as I navigate my nascent presidency. We will reconvene later this week to ratify the first policy after a majority vote. The roof should be fixed by then probably, I don't know. You can skype me from the winter c-spam manor in the maldives which has a roof made out of palm leaves and straws or whatever the gently caress maybe coconuts but therse a roof.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:46 |
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hooray a salaried position time to rack up a buncha credit card debt
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:54 |
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secretary of liquor should be required to take a picture of all the booze at their place as part of the vetting process
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 18:08 |
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Lastgirl posted:Also keep those drive thru images coming at your own leisure. If possible you can consolidate them all into one post here in the manor as part of a gallery if you would please do me the honor~ f a s t f o o d w a v e megapost coming soon: more, probably punchymcpunch has issued a correction as of 06:57 on May 24, 2017 |
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