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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I think this is their sexiest yet:

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



came here for sexy armpits and navels, this political poo poo does NOT make me want to rub/shag my chocobar

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


They're at their best again:



Wow steve, the photo that could cause such an extreme reaction must have been insane:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
This is somehow worse than drooling at the Sears catalogue.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Confused indians on Facebook: wwwhhhoooaaa my goodness my dick is just out of control

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


Will the real arabian horse please send nudes, please send nudes

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Palpek posted:

They're at their best again:



Wow steve, the photo that could cause such an extreme reaction must have been insane:



I recognize this broad from another photo because she has the same terrible makeup that makes her look like a corpse and I badly want to help her.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

powerful sex moves posted:

I recognize this broad from another photo because she has the same terrible makeup that makes her look like a corpse and I badly want to help her.
That sort of makeup is common in media all across Asia. My grandma calls it "mortuary-style makeup"

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
They do tend to go lighter than their skin tone with the foundation because fairer skin is considered more attractive in Asia, but hers is just greasy looking and gray.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Yeah, I'm referring to the ridiculous caked-on makeup. It seems like every other actress in the teleseryes my grandma watches has it

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
But you can flap to her foldy back neck steve

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
My rod was elected once too, but it didn't go as expected and I got primaried when my first term was up. :smith:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

FistEnergy posted:

My rod was elected once too, but it didn't go as expected and I got primaried when my first term was up. :smith:
mine was elected but quickly impeached

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


naem
May 29, 2011

unpacked robinhood posted:

But you can flap to her foldy back neck steve

Faaaaaaaaaaaaalp lund

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
suddenly she noticed a boner

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I love how they say homely as a compliment

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


nerdz posted:

I love how they say homely as a compliment


Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



nerdz posted:

I love how they say homely as a compliment



Navel. Melons. Butt.

My life mantra.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Oh god, everybody just click this, audio required:

the power of navel

Palpek fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Apr 24, 2017

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ice cold

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Palpek posted:

Oh god, everybody just click this, audio required:

the power of navel

Are you sure they're not trolling us? It feels like the whole of Bollywood and every Indian posting on Facebook are just trying to see what stupid poo poo they can get us to believe about them.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Palpek posted:

Oh god, everybody just click this, audio required:

the power of navel

Lmao

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I'm very confused

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

nerdz posted:

I love how they say homely as a compliment



I could be wrong, but "homely" in India is a compliment because it means a girl is dutiful and likes to stay at home. I could totally be wrong; it's been a while since I read Born Confused.

But the way they were using it there, combined with boobs and b*tt lol I can't believe they censor that, makes me think I'm wrong.


Also, here's a bad joke I made up that is stupid:

Q: Why was the Indian guy sad?
A: He saw a sign advertising muskmelons, but the store owner only had fruit.
:rimshot:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

ElGroucho posted:

I'm very confused

Go post something really explicit on some chick's Facebook feed about it.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Palpek posted:

Oh god, everybody just click this, audio required:

the power of navel

is the gun simulating the way pennies move 90 degrees

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Other brown people verify, but that's not how a sari is supposed to sit also the blouse is hosed up too.

Also I'd like to add that the makeup looks terrible because Indian ladies usually wear the wrong foundation colour.
They're obsessed with being 'fair' so they wear literally the palest shade the possibly can. This makes them look like they're wearing too much makeup.

I was getting ready for a wedding with a cousin of mine (who was a bit darker) and offered to do her makeup and when she passed me her foundation it was a shade that my white friends would be embarrassed to wear.

I ended up using my own foundation on her and she was very offended.

Looking "grey" and caked up isn't bad there. It's just accepted that ladies who wear makeup will look just a bit off.

I'd like to add that even in educated circles the colour of your skin DOES matter. It matters a lot. At least in North India and especially for unmarried women.

bubblebee fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Apr 25, 2017

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




I don't like indecisive men. Tell me when and where you want to rape me

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ugh, then it won't be "surprise sex" anymore.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



bubblebee posted:

I'd like to add that even in educated circles the colour of your skin DOES matter. It matters a lot. At least in North India and especially for unmarried women.

This is a country where the best selling cosmetic product is a skin cream called Fair and Lovely which, you guessed it, claims to make your skin lighter. Even the men use it.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
...so does it?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Bleach? In MY vagina? It's more common than you think.

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batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda

Palpek posted:

Oh god, everybody just click this, audio required:

the power of navel

I don't think this is how India's Daughter exactly played out...

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



unpacked robinhood posted:



Will the real arabian horse please send nudes, please send nudes

What do they mean by Arabian horse, is it a good thing, like a workhorse

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I assume the Arabian Horse thing is just that she's a good ride.

Arabian horses being A Goode Horse.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
A real Arabian horse, and a plumpy milk cow

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Sunswipe posted:

Are you sure they're not trolling us? It feels like the whole of Bollywood and every Indian posting on Facebook are just trying to see what stupid poo poo they can get us to believe about them.
I don't know, I really don't know, what's ironic and what's non-ironic blend together into an indistinguishable mess.

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