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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Do those circular underpants clothes hangers still exist? Coz I kinda want some.

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Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

I'm the nipples visible through the mesh undershirt.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

There is nothing sexier than sitting on a stoop at 4 A.M. with someone who has made such a compelling argument that I am questioning my own logic, or realizing a bias I never knew I had.

Nothing sexier. Nothing at all.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

verymoldy posted:

And if the government doesn't supply one, it's his mom's motherly duty to provide for her son.

The murderous whore.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I feel like the women interviewed for that Cosmo article deep down are looking for people who don't say 'like' every other word.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

This should be the beauty standard for all models.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

"Up to a punishing 120 cycles per minute"

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
TICKLE TICKLE, ORANGE

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Crustashio posted:

"Up to a punishing 120 cycles per minute"

My favorite is the part where they say you can pass it off as a BattleBot when not in use.

sry whores ur obsolete
                            \

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
Does this have a special 'first date' simulating elbow unit that it would force into my stomach in exactly the right place to trigger the appalling fart I'd been desperately holding in since getting back to 'her place'?

Asking for a friend.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

You probably shouldn't use your editing staff as models. Guy on the right though probably got a lot of office rear end.

With the recent resurgance of talk about Shovel Knight, I remember in an earlier thread some one who had posted all their Head Mates and claimed that they, alone where really Shovel Knight. Which I found hilarious because Shovel Knight has zero personality, and outside of thinking he look cool, there's not much to latch onto. But then he being a blank slate lets people imprint their own ideas on them.

Also, what happens when porn just becomes specific to everyones fetish

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

maybe it's time to stop

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

~**~Konkneechiwa!~**~

cnut
May 3, 2016

cnut
May 3, 2016

:nws: for naked fat chicks. Pretty gross.

https://i.imgur.com/E09EXz4.jpg

cnut has a new favorite as of 00:06 on Apr 24, 2017

cnut
May 3, 2016

cnut
May 3, 2016

Annnnnd one more:

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/yBXregt.jpg

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Stop! Stop! Were already dead!

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

quote:

Woman C: I’ve never dated anyone who was a sapiosexual

Found the dumb one.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



cnut posted:

:nws: for naked fat chicks. Pretty gross.

https://i.imgur.com/E09EXz4.jpg

I don't think anyone who's read more than one iteration of this thread would consider these two to be all that AUG. They're barely even all that fat by today's standards!

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

I agree that Benedict Cumberbach went a little too far in Zoolander 2.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

What Meg griffin like body proportions

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Yeah, I'm not for fat shaming necessarily, BUT it's pretty unfortunate when your breasts don't increase with every other deposit of fat on your body. They're supposed to be first!

cnut
May 3, 2016



So graceful

cnut has a new favorite as of 14:17 on Apr 24, 2017

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Oh hey Jeff Sessions.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

cnut posted:



So graceful



It's fat Negan

cnut
May 3, 2016



Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

I can't stop screaming.

What kind of animal pours ketchup on top of their fries?

cnut
May 3, 2016

Toast Museum posted:

I can't stop screaming.

What kind of animal pours ketchup on top of their fries?

I literally, not figuratively, LOL'd.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


There's a weird guy at the train stop every morning.
He always has a BIIIIG smile on and will pickup and eat/drink any food he finds. Even pieces of bread from the ground or nearly empty juice containers on the tracks.

Even if it is a cup of coffee someone put down a tiny bit too far away, he will scoot over and try to drink it.

He never says anything but he does make weird yipping sounds.

I want to be his best friend.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Throw him breadcrumbs.

cnut
May 3, 2016

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I am really confused about that person's nipples. If they exist.

SodomyGoat101
Nov 20, 2012

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I am really confused about that person's nipples. If they exist.

They did, but they looked like pepperoni slices. So she ate them.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I think it's best left unknown.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


maybe they are tucked under and she simply has such prestigious titties that there's enough boobflesh to look like full boobs.


like an iceburg, but with nipples and tits

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I am really confused about that person's nipples. If they exist.

Check around her knees.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

LingcodKilla posted:

Check around her knees.

No, I like a little mystery.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Sociopastry posted:

prestigious titties

I extremely doubt this.

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