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Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Why is a fridge any benchmark? I've lived in cheap apartments ($300-500/month) that had a full size fridge, as well as a washer and dryer.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is a fridge any benchmark? I've lived in cheap apartments ($300-500/month) that had a full size fridge, as well as a washer and dryer.

Well excuse us YOUR MAJESTY

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is a fridge any benchmark? I've lived in cheap apartments ($300-500/month) that had a full size fridge, as well as a washer and dryer.

I bet they didnt even drug test you. goddamn this sissified SJW lieberal Marxist hell we live in!

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

ap article posted:

AP: You did put out though, as a candidate, you put out a 100-day plan. Do you feel like you should be held accountable to that plan?

TRUMP: Somebody, yeah, somebody put out the concept of a hundred-day plan. But yeah. Well, I'm mostly there on most items

Lol, okay

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/lindsaygoldwert...r%3D5566%23pti1

Paul Ryan looks like Cathy Cahlin Ryan imo, weird since she married into that name

(Vic's wife on the shield)

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

King Vidiot posted:

Poor man, I wonder if he'll ever know.
His approval's so low.
Is there TRUMP on Mars?

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

AP posted:

TRUMP: But things change. There has to be flexibility. Let me give you an example. President Xi, we have a, like, a really great relationship. For me to call him a currency manipulator and then say, "By the way, I'd like you to solve the North Korean problem," doesn't work. So you have to have a certain flexibility, Number One. Number Two, from the time I took office till now, you know, it's a very exact thing. It's not like generalities. Do you want a Coke or anything?

AP: I'm OK, thank you. No. ...

TRUMP: But President Xi, from the time I took office, he has not, they have not been currency manipulators. Because there's a certain respect because he knew I would do something or whatever. But more importantly than him not being a currency manipulator the bigger picture, bigger than even currency manipulation, if he's helping us with North Korea, with nuclear and all of the things that go along with it, who would call, what am I going to do, say, "By the way, would you help us with North Korea? And also, you're a currency manipulator." It doesn't work that way.

Reading the words spoken by this man is painful

Because I've been lol'ing too hard

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Jared is hot. But I'm still not sure I believe those hermaphrodite rumors.

He should get his own Jared as a woman site.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Stefan Prodan posted:

https://twitter.com/lindsaygoldwert...r%3D5566%23pti1

Paul Ryan looks like Cathy Cahlin Ryan imo, weird since she married into that name

(Vic's wife on the shield)

https://twitter.com/kevinone/status/856558410380259328

lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Haha remember that time the President Elect mocked a disabled person then won the election lol


Egbert Souse posted:

Why is a fridge any benchmark? I've lived in cheap apartments ($300-500/month) that had a full size fridge, as well as a washer and dryer.

Some people think of Poors as being Dickensian poor, like street urchins and humble, respectful-of-their-betters, nod their lovely wool cap at a gentleman chimney sweeps and poo poo

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



Truuuummmp...
Start the construction...

LOL

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

get your rear end to mar-a-lago

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I keep trying but I can't make it more than five or six lines through Trump's dialog it is simply the worst
http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-claimed-he-didnt-watch-cnn-minutes-after-saying-he-did-2017-4


Also his ability to not watch CNN is a super power he developed or something idk

In a frank admission, a narcissict declares that he managed to stop himself from watching news dedicated to him because it was unfavorable.


holy gently caress lo l

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

AP: Mr. President, what is your plan for ISIS?

Trump: Two weeks.

AP: What? What is in two weeks?

Trump: Two weeks.

AP: Can you go further into that.

Trump: Two (unintelligible) two weeks. GET READY FOR A SURPRISE. *mentions election*

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


I Was The Fury posted:

quote:

ap article posted:

AP: You did put out though, as a candidate, you put out a 100-day plan. Do you feel like you should be held accountable to that plan? 

TRUMP: Somebody, yeah, somebody put out the concept of a hundred-day plan. But yeah. Well, I'm mostly there on most items 

Lol, okay

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Madcosby posted:

AP: Mr. President, what is your plan for ISIS?

Trump: Two weeks.

AP: What? What is in two weeks?

Trump: Two weeks.

AP: Can you go further into that.

Trump: Two (unintelligible) two weeks. GET READY FOR A SURPRISE. *mentions election*

SURPRISE!!!!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Professor Shark posted:

Haha remember that time the President Elect mocked a disabled person then won the election lol

Professor Shark don't spread wild lies like that. Trump made it quite clear he never mocked a disabled guy.


Those wily DEMOCRATS obviously hired Industrial Light and Magic to use CGI to make that video clip to fool everyone.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I've got 5 kids to feed

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Egbert Souse posted:

Professor Shark don't spread wild lies like that. Trump made it quite clear he never mocked a disabled guy.


Those wily DEMOCRATS obviously hired Industrial Light and Magic to use CGI to make that video clip to fool everyone.

According to multiple Trump fans whose explanations I somehow read in various comment sections, Trump uses that gesture all the time and to mock all sorts of people. Therefore he was not making fun of that guy for being disabled. Or something.

Madcosby posted:

I've got 5 kids to feed

I thought it was six!

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

King Vidiot posted:

Poor man, I wonder if he'll ever know.
His approval's so low.
Is there TRUMP on Mars?

bravo!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






trump_supporters.png

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


Full Denim Jacket

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
We choose to put man on Mars. We choose to go to to Mars in this decade and to do other things, not because they are easy, but be cause they are *unintelligible*; because that goal will serve *unintelligible* the *unintelligible* energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are *unintelligible* to postpone, and one we intend to *unintelligible*.

John F Trump

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lol.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
hmmm, Trumpos idea to fund the wall is to tax EVERYTHING 20% from canada and mexico.

Softwood tax soon, expect the cost of everything wooden to go up, say 20%?

lol, economics? aint got time for that, just tax EVERYTHING and spin it as winning.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Super hard :lol:s and :laffo:s a-plenty here!

How did we go from Obama to a guy who uses 'super duper' to describe his idiot racist wall? It's serious rhetorical whiplash. :psyduck:

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

haljordan posted:

trump_supporters.png



whats that from

i was going to comment on how they havent done much of anything except vote in an idiot but i guess theyre active after google searching
https://theintercept.com/2017/01/31/the-fbi-has-quietly-investigated-white-supremacist-infiltration-of-law-enforcement/

really america, really

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012


holy poo poo. that's a lol and a half.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drunk & Ugly posted:

whats that from

i was going to comment on how they havent done much of anything except vote in an idiot but i guess theyre active after google searching
https://theintercept.com/2017/01/31/the-fbi-has-quietly-investigated-white-supremacist-infiltration-of-law-enforcement/

really america, really

shane bauer also has good stuff

far-right-white-supremacists-berkeley-protests-antifa-trump
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/04/far-right-white-supremacists-berkeley-protests-antifa-trump

undercover-border-militia-immigration-bauer
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/undercover-border-militia-immigration-bauer

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



https://twitter.com/amywestervelt/status/856555117549461504

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Drunk & Ugly posted:

whats that from

American History X

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy lol!
https://share.america.gov/mar-a-lago-winter-white-house/

quote:

The intention of the article was to inform the public about where the President has been hosting world leaders. We regret any misperception and have removed the post.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Fox News and the "poor"







Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Fox News and the "poor"




It's absolutely bewildering when people think these two are an entitlement when they must know that their own food costs would absolutely skyrocket without them.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is a fridge any benchmark? I've lived in cheap apartments ($300-500/month) that had a full size fridge, as well as a washer and dryer.

Let me explain American Conservatism to you.

There are Real Americans, who are white, and claim to be Christian. Anything and EVERYTHING they do is ok, and anything that benefits them is ok; it doesn't matter if the policy idea is socialistic (disability payments).

In American Conservatism, if you aren't a real American, then there is a serious loving problem with you existing in this country. Like, you can be "one of the good ones" if you're brown, but you have to totally tell these white people that what they're doing is ok, and say "Yes, massa". But otherwise, the central tenet of American Conservatism is that people who are not Real Americans should be suffering, suffering REAL loving hard, because they are inherently cursed by God, and even the slightest bit of aid given to them or their infant children is rape and theft, the most evil act that could ever be perpetrated.

When Real Americans hear the word "poor", they actually hear the word "brown". (actually the word they hear is a lot more offensive) When Fox News tells Real Americans that the "poor" have refrigerators, THIS IS A MORAL CRISIS.

Only abject poverty, the most brutal misery is fit for the Non-Real, American "poor". If they aren't suffering in every moment, what possible motivation could they ever have to better themselves, learn to say "Yes, Massa", or die in the loving street and relieve Real Americans of ever having to remember that the social changes from 1929-today ever occurred.

Remember that these people are absolutely invulnerable to all reason, and the longer this goes on, the worse their disconnect becomes. It is incurable.

That's why I have a simple proposition: As human beings teetering on the brink of a global LOLpocalypse, it is our duty to find every single person who is Trump, who voted for Trump, who lobbies or benefits from Trump, and (unintelligible) them. It should be clear that if you can still LOL at Trump and the GOP, if you still have the ability to reason or think clearly about the future of the planet, you must individually find those who support Trump and (unintelligible) them in the street immediately.

The sooner you and everyone else (unintelligible) up these people and save them from their crippling mental virus by (unintelligible) them, their (unintelligible) and everyone they know, the greater the slim percentage chance is left that nuclear war, total economic collapse, and environmental LOLpocalypse can still be averted.

Reason is dead; the only answer is to (unintelligible) every person stained by Trump.

LOL

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
LMAO: https://www.gofundme.com/build-a-border-wall-maga?rcid=9538557f187e43b5b72d856818079ded

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Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
When american conservatism hear the word "Poor" They expect an empty room with a hole in the ground where you can poo poo and maybe a hose for water. Anything else is considered ultimate luxury.

Enjoy those $180 in food stamps every month you lazy brownies.

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