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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Gonna try to do offshore drilling on the West coast, lol

Gonna try to repeal drilling/well regulations that were enacted after the 2010 disaster, lol

Wants to cut all state department funding (~$8m) for women's rights promotion, lol



Just lol these people are such garbage. And now his daughter is just in every single article his name is mentioned too like let's just bring back royal families screw it lol no one is even pretending to give a poo poo about ethics anymore.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Can we all talk to one another freely on here during a Trade War, or is it government provided rehabilitation for some and cold executions for others?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol Canada WAGING WAR on our dairy farmers.



How appropriate, Mr. President. You wage war like a cow!

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Already as a result home construction costs have risen sharply, as the cost of lumber across the board has risen dramatically merely on the rumor of a trade scuffle.

Super helpful to the average American BIGLY LOLS


https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-24/trump-said-to-plan-20-tariff-on-canadian-softwood-lumber-j1wq4tyg

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I was just googling to figure out what date the Correspondent's dinner is (It's April 29th btw) and I learned that this year, the evening will be a tribute to the media and free speech, except less media than ever will be there and trump will be off talking directly to a group of people who he knows will like him instead of people who will make fun of him.


http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/its-white-house-correspondents-dinner-time-why-are-the-hacks-running-away/article/2620668


"For now, the groups that won't be hosting parties say they still plan to show up at the main event, which will be emceed by the Daily Show's Hasan Minhaj.

Minhaj, whose past jokes include labeling Trump the white ISIS, or "Whisis," will likely continue with his overtly political brand of humor. Whether he keeps with the more serious theme of the evening that the free press is America and the rest of the world's greatest ally is anyone's guess.

The WHCA, for its part, is putting on a brave face. It insists the changes have nothing to do with the dinner itself and that the annual tradition is as strong as ever."

lol

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
I think I died and was reincarnated as a lol

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...a-a7701631.html

Pretty sad lol

quote:

On Tuesday Ms Trump told an audience in Germany, where she shared a stage with Chancellor Angela Merkel, she was “really striving to think about how best to empower women in the economy, both domestically and across the globe”.

She also defended her father’s treatment of women and said the “thousands” he had employed in the Trump Organisation were “a testament to his belief and solid conviction in the potential of women and their ability to do the job as well as any man”.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

quote:

Donald Trump to strip all funding from State Department team promoting women's rights around the world

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...a-a7701631.html

:smugdon:

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

good god lol

I was elected to lead not to read

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

having invanka in front of perhaps the first non-sycophantic audience of her short political career and getting audible groans was perhaps the best lol of the month for me. Shes so obviously a walking Trump inc. billboard that any 4th wall breaking is a treasure to behold

Jel Shaker fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Apr 26, 2017

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax

Jel Shaker posted:

having invanka in front of perhaps the first sycophantic audience of her short political career and getting audible groans was perhaps the best lol of the month for me. Shes so obviously a walking Trump inc. billboard that any 4th wall breaking is a treasure to behold

Those audible groans in the audience were sick perverts masterbating

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

COMRADES posted:

no one is even pretending to give a poo poo about ethics anymore.

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/20/staff-for-sale/?_snoobound=1

quote:

CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS ARE baldly enticing donors with the promise of meetings with senior legislative staff, effectively placing access to congressional employees up for sale to professional influence peddlers and other well-heeled interests.

Documents obtained by The Intercept and the Center for Media and Democracy show that the National Republican Senatorial Committee and the National Republican Congressional Committee are both telling donors that in exchange for campaign contributions, they will receive invitations to special events to meet with congressional staff including chiefs of staff, leadership staffers, and committee staffers.

While selling donors access to senators and representatives and their campaign staff is nothing new, the open effort to sell access to their legislative staff — the taxpayer-funded government employees who work behind the scenes to write legislation, handle investigations, and organize committee hearings — appears to be in violation of ethics rules that prohibit campaigns from using House and Senate resources in any way.


DRAIN THE SWAMP

DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
FAKE NEWS you say??? Nope it's right on their goddamn website.

https://www.nrcc.org/218-dc-contribute/


lolol


quote:

BOARD MEMBER: $10,000 Annual Individual Dollar Commitment

($5,000 directly to the NRCC & $5,000 to NRCC Patriots and/or Young Guns)

Invitation to attend ONE of the NRCC’s annual PAC trips:
2017 Winter Meeting (Key Biscayne, FL)- February 18-20, 2017
2017 Summer Meeting (Farmington, PA)- July 14-16, 2017
2017 Bright Lights and Broadway Trip (New York, NY)- December 8-10, 2017
Invitation to attend all FOUR Committee Series Events: Ways & Means Reception, Financial Services Reception, Energy & Commerce Reception, and one Transportation and Infrastructure Reception
Invitation to attend monthly political briefings presented by the NRCC Political Team & House Leadership Staff
Invitation to attend quarterly lunches AND quarterly breakfasts with Republican Party leaders, Committee Chairmen & Members.
Invitation to attend receptions with Members of Congress and Political staff
Invitation to attend a Cigar Night
Invitation to attend Board Member leadership meetings.
Team Ryan Capitol Program membership pending qualification

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

For sale: governing ethics, never used

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/856994096304582657

https://twitter.com/KajEriksen/status/856995371926536194

looooooooool

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Mr President posted:

Those audible groans in the audience were sick perverts masterbating

Stop projecting, Mr President.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

I Was The Fury posted:

For sale: governing ethics, never used

lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/856965014510592000
https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/857001494037630977
https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/856995772788867072

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


I have mixed feelings because on the one hand this would be really funny, but on the other Ted Cruz.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
LOL Chuck Woolery still alive and still not relevant

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Oh hai Newt

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Wrecked lol

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Just intercepted this highly confidential state document:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jose posted:

i honestly can't tell if this is a joke or serious

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/8...%3D5643%23pti33

It's about time someone gets tough on those moose loving Labatts swillers.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

"Hey this 14 billion could potentially do a lot of good for a lot of people but instead let's build a big ugly monument to fear and racism oh boy" lol

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Ask not for whom the bell lols; it lols for thee.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

DustyNuts posted:

I was visiting the Newseum this morning,

They took all the news,
and put it in a news museum.
and charged DustyNuts,
a buck & a half just to see em

Don't it always seem to go,
that you don't know what you've got til it's gone?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This El Chapo sounds like a pretty smart, successful businessman if he has 14 big B's...

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


El Chapo had 4x the net worth of Trump.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
he'd probably legitimately be a better president than trump too

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

turn off the TV posted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...a-a7701631.html

Donald Trump to strip all funding from State Department team promoting women's rights around the world

:smugdon:

OMFG I was just reading that

quote:

Mr O’Brien added: “Talk is cheap when you don’t fund the efforts you tout.

“Congress must stand against this reckless move to walk away from one of America’s proudest and smartest investments.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh yeah i'm sure our congress will totally stand against defunding a government bprogram that benefits womeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Why are people STILL mad about Hillary

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/tag/6103788523.html

Were Obama supporters still angry about McCain three months after Obama won?

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

El Chapo had 4x the net worth of Trump.

He can actually prove he's a billionaire, unlike trump.

lol.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

do u know jenny posted:

Why are people STILL mad about Hillary

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/tag/6103788523.html

Were Obama supporters still angry about McCain three months after Obama won?

Home ofDead 2

lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Nocheez posted:

Ask not for whom the bell lols; it lols for [unintelligible].

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

do u know jenny posted:

Why are people STILL mad about Hillary

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/tag/6103788523.html

Were Obama supporters still angry about McCain three months after Obama won?

Post removed. What was it?

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Some dude trying to sell a House of the Dead 2 arcade machine that went on some rant about Hillary and libtards, and was angry at someone blocking their number or something

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Scary! posted:

Some dude trying to sell a House of the Dead 2 arcade machine that went on some rant about Hillary and libtards, and was angry at someone blocking their number or something

The guy was mad that someone offered $300 for his crappy arcade machine, and blamed libtards & hillary voters.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yeah, it was kind of (unintelligible)

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
woah wait can i get a HotD arcade machine for $300!?

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