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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
For far too long skeletons have been effectively enslaved inside human bodies.

I hear Ed Balls actually has 3 skeletons inside of him.

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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

worlds gettin smaller can you feel it?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





:engleft:

what if you guys what if Obama spoke to a third grade class and

the teachers wwere having a real hard time keeping the little shits in line I mean Bobby had just discovered that actually the deep hatred he feels for Katnyss is truly farmore sinister... more sensual... deeply real...

it scared him

so the class and everything has devolved into fiefdoms of hormonal clowns lekking with their block fortresses for the attention of sweet Katnyhrniss

but being third graders they really like their egos scratched. The kids absolutely died when Mr Teacher Guy told them about the biggest "get" of his educational career: he booked the ex-Pissiden of the United States for an assembly in the All Purpose Room next week

it was the most peaceful week of the school year. everyone was on their best behavior so they'd still have assembly privileges. Mr Teacher Guy didn't even hear from annoying waspy parents threatening to enroll their particular turds in the rival private school St. Avignon's French Acaeemy For Boys And Girls. Mr Teacher Guy briefly knew bliss.

I mean what im trying to say here is

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Why do wallstreet guys need to hear speeches anyway?
I thought they were all so smart with their compounding interest and hedge funds and stuff.
Are they that dumb that they pay Obama to talk to them?

all the world's an elementary school

all its people: merely third graders

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Serf posted:

its funny how often people who talk up austerity also use the phrase "you gotta spend money to make money"

We call that M-C-M' around here

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




oh please yes

accelerate with me baby

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


mormonpartyboat posted:

quote:

The party has a strongly nationalist and conservative platform. Hanson and other party members have denied claims that the party is racist. Hanson says that "criticism is not racism" about her statements on immigration and race. Hanson has also said that she enjoys the company of other ethnicities and welcomes people to Australia wherever their origin, but does not want other cultures to overly influence Australia.[citation needed]

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




hell yeah motherfucker

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Typo posted:

:psyduck: what's the context for this

the guardian posted:

"It comes days after Ellis faced controversy when it emerged he was one of six police officers charged with kidnapping after taking three Indigenous boys from the centre of Brisbane and leaving them at Pinkenba on the city’s outskirts in 1994."

lmao hes a cop too haha

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Gravy Jones posted:

Technically these are human bones aranged in the shape of a child, not an actual skeleton

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


nice straight lines tho

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
criticism is not racism

war is peace

slavery is freedom


Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Karl Barks posted:

nice straight lines tho

nazis are all about efficiency, particularly efficiency in owning themselves

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Squizzle posted:

is that just an unflattering photo or is pence getting haggard

Nah the rictus stage is over and he is decaying.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Trump has never wished Melania a happy birthday before. He pretty much just retweets people saying she's hot or promotes her QVC poo poo

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

change my name posted:

hey guys I heard that they replaced with nuke button on trump's desk with a soda button so he wouldn't accidentally blow us all up

nobody tells him though, so Trump thinks he has a special button in his office that bombs people and gives him a crisp, refreshing Fresca whenever he wants

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Karl Barks posted:

nice straight lines tho

he hosed up the top part of it

hitler would not be proud

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Trapezound posted:

all the world's an elementary school

all its people: merely third graders


I remember being about this age and realizing that there's nothing magical that happens when kids grow into adults, they move onto get bigger bodies and jobs but keep all their lovely little kid problems.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/857227792722821120

just 8 more years fellas, and we're gunna win BIG

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


yes daddy give me more sanctions, harder!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSsRt_1l740

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


so can Trump actually pull the US out of NAFTA?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Karl Barks posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/857227792722821120

just 8 more years fellas, and we're gunna win BIG

chuck schumer is the worst Democrat leader and I wish he'd go away forever :smith:

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Grey Phillip, Grey Phillip
A pumpkin grows out his head,
Grey Phillip, Grey Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Grey Phillip, Grey Phillip
King of all.

Grey Phillip, Grey Phillip
King of sky and land,
Grey Phillip, Grey Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Grey Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.


A few pages late but i appreciated this

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

comingafteryouall posted:

so can Trump actually pull the US out of NAFTA?

I'd like to know this. This is going to totally gently caress up our economy.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


trump's really giving it his all for american farmers!!!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

it's awesome that Trump is so desperate for a win that he's going to kill the entire country

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

zegermans posted:

it's awesome that Trump is so desperate for a win that he's going to kill the entire country
It owns so much, nothing could be more appropriate and correct for the United States.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Withdrawing from NAFTA is going to send us right into a recession

right in time for midterms :sun:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
possibly a full on crisis?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

zegermans posted:

it's awesome that Trump is so desperate for a win that he's going to kill the entire country
Somebody strap a rabbit with a "D" tied to it to some railroad tracks so he can run it over

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Mirthless posted:

btw most people find the speeches distasteful, and the refusal of the liberal wing of the Democratic party to recognize this flaw of our candidates is one part of why the Democrats lost in november

Obama is teaching the next generation of democrats to cash in their Wall street bribes AFTER they've left office, i.e. that thing republicans have been already doing for decades.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
holy poo poo yall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHM6HtPuVxs

holy poo poo lol

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

zegermans posted:

it's awesome that Trump is so desperate for a win that he's going to kill the entire country

much like the majestic bald eagles of alaska, america lives in a dump and eats trash

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

comingafteryouall posted:

so can Trump actually pull the US out of NAFTA?

the real talk answer is 'probably not, but maybe?' such a move would definitely end up in the supreme court but might sideline us from NAFTA in the meantime, which would be an economic disaster. the point at hand is treaties are how international law becomes domestic law, so unilaterally nullifying or creating a treaty is lawmaking...which is the purview of Congress, not the President. but that said, the President has very broad powers with respect to foreign powers, so it gets a little weird.

there's some more words on the matter here if you care: https://harvardlawreview.org/2014/01/limits-on-the-treaty-power/

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

zegermans posted:

it's awesome that Trump is so desperate for a win that he's going to kill the entire country

if u arent willing to give ur life for the glory of our president gtfo imo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

man i do not need the youtube recommendations that are gonna come from watching this

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

Withdrawing from NAFTA is going to send us right into a recession

right in time for midterms :sun:

owns

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Karl Barks posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/857227792722821120

just 8 more years fellas, and we're gunna win BIG

Going by previous minimum wage raises not significantly affecting inflation rate and assuming that inflation will be consistent with 2009-2017, it's gotta be $17 to be equivalent to the 2016 Sanders campaign proposal. For comparison, the 2016 Clinton proposal of $12/hr would be $13.64.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





volcel sentai proudranger

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