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Raluek posted:I'm not sure you've read psylocibe's threads before. Yeah right some of the people posting in this thread have no clue. If Dave wants to make light of his situation at times for a laugh, who the gently caress are we to tell him he can't joke about it?
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InitialDave posted:Also, we can crowdfund a hit on him if he looks like buying a PT Cruiser. Oh god, don't give him ideas!
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Cached Money posted:Oh god, don't give him ideas!
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InitialDave posted:Ideas, no. A warning, yes. I like your angle.
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Shut up. If Dave can't make jokes about it he might as well just give up, the guy needs some sense of humor as we all do so back off. I agree with the other poster. I also agree with you. Aside from the shut up part. Don't do that.
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Cached Money posted:Oh god, don't give him ideas! He's threatened buying himself a PT already. I think it was a year or so ago.
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If he had bought a drat Biturbo years ago he never would have had enough money for meth in the first place.
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Savington posted:If he had bought a drat Biturbo years ago he never would have had enough money for meth in the first place. He's got two non-running cars and a habit. How would one non-running car interfere with that? I wish you well, 14". Get better.
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Yeah right some of the people posting in this thread have no clue. If Dave wants to make light of his situation at times for a laugh, who the gently caress are we to tell him he can't joke about it? I mean gently caress if I xcc c. Lm gwwwwwww3333s Ss S Zsssszsssssssssszssss Zsssszsssssssssszssss sss Ss zs s sss sss Zsssszsssssssssszssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSs sss sss Zsssszsssssssssszssss Zsssszsssssssssszssss sss Zsssszsssssssssszkj kj. Lkl))l
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Um so the inside of my pocket says hello, I think I'm gonbananas leave that one there as is cause it sure as hell earned it E: god loving drat it autocorrect, how INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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BRB, replacing all autocorrect instances of 'gonna' with 'gonbananas'.
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Ok so I was going to say is that if I can't at least laugh at myself I'm going to feel incredibly left out watching the rest of the world doing it anyways. And yes, if all my friends jumped off a cliff odds are pretty high I'd assume there had to be a pretty good reason to so hold my fukken beer and here we go. Which is why I do poo poo like this to my old coworkers unanbounced and for like no reason what so ever aside from it being hilarious with context. 
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In retrospect I'm leaning fairly heavily on that post as a prime example of yet another series of amusing and unrelated events I turned down a self described OG's offer of smoking crack at 2:30am while in the middle of a cemetery surrounded by what I can only assume were OSHA specified and approved creaking and groaning noise rear end old growth trees and also I guess I'm cool with the Bloods now. I mean at least I wasn't not cool with the Bloods and thereby explaining the cemetery at that kind of hour part of things, but I really only have the work of a single red decked out 50 year old black man with double tear drops inked on to go off of.
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Dude said he was born in the tenderloin, raised in LA, and I personally witnessed him simply aquire two separate hoes from who the gently caress knows where like some god drat wizard summoning his thralls. They weren't even his hoes They'd never met him before, just fell into loving line straight up about 45 minutes apart. Just as I'd finally gotten used to the first one bam wait who what the gently caress
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Adding gangs and human trafficking to the thread. Awesome.
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Look man I'm just reporting the sheer absurdity a simple day in seattle man ages to turn into without even trying. For what it's worth I would say those ladies were certainly there in that specific moment at least very obviously of their own free will as dictated to them via the terrible powers of that dark Lord of the Night who so effortless took hold. quick question are Bloods allowed to cross running water or have known aversions to things such as Mirrors or daylight
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DICK DICER posted:Look man I'm just reporting the sheer absurdity a simple day in seattle man ages to turn into without even trying. For what it's worth I would say those ladies were certainly there in that specific moment at least very obviously of their own free will as dictated to them via the terrible powers of that dark Lord of the Night who so effortless took hold. Why are you out wandering the streets when that's how you find drugs and being robbed
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Why are you out wandering the streets when that's how you find drugs and being robbed I used up all all the spots on my carpet crawler premium plus diamond member time allotment voucher punch card and they only take so much scrap copper pipe you found just laying there before the bouncer meows you the whole way out the front door and you need to find new ways to justify getting some fresh air
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Thank god I'm not the only guy who had a moderately visible issue to a guy up on a second floor painter's scaffold about 2 blocks away recognise and attempt to gain the attention of the guy unloading the bed of an F150 parked curbside of the soup kitchen crowd I was walking through just now, who apparently goes by the loving nickname of 'Shooter'
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for fucks sake Dave. I've had one goddamn day off this month. When I come into this thread after a week I expect you to have gotten some poo poo TOGETHER. I had a whole thing typed out about how I've never had to deal with the things you've experienced but that means exactly sweet gently caress all. I want you to get right. I want you to get you and Rosie right. I have never met you. I still love you. Dave. gently caress. We're all here from next door to 10000 miles away cheering you on. We're offering everything we can, all that makes sense. Take the clue.
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There was scrap copper just laying around!! lol
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BraveUlysses posted:How many days sober are you
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slothrop posted:for fucks sake Dave. I've had one goddamn day off this month. When I come into this thread after a week I expect you to have gotten some poo poo TOGETHER. I SAID NO THANK YOU TO THE CRACK, GOD
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Hey Dave. Your stories are funny, yeah. But they also make me worried, because the stories don't include amusing anecdotes about you gathering your poo poo together. I hope that's because you can't find a way to make those things funny, not because you're not doing that stuff. I know it's tough when you're barely surviving. Hang in there, buddy. When you're clean and sober and have secure housing with Rosie and reliable transportation these stories will be something to tell and laugh about (maybe even make a buck off) - but right now they make some of us us go  For what it's worth, you have a lot of people rooting for you and people willing to offer non-monetary support once you have a plan and know what you need. (Also I can hook you up with some socialist pals if you wanna be AI's version of PissPigGranddad) (Probably do not become AI's version of PissPigGranddad, there are no AutoZones in Rojava.) ChickenOfTomorrow fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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"The Crack God" sounds like a depressing semi-autobiographical novel. (Or a Gaiman background character who is a literal God, but that's arguably true for most noun Gods.)
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At 2:30 am in a cemetery sometime after getting booted from a scrap yard where you were trying to sell copper you found "just lying around"? I'm not a detective or anything but not really the most convincing alibi.
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christ can you imagine the sheer terror 14 inch would strike into the heart of Daesh/ISIS, though (seeing the PKK's "Free Women's Units" in battle is probably somewhere on a list of "custom made porn for 14") ChickenOfTomorrow fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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(don't go to rojava)
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You guys are way too emotionally invested in Dave. Just enjoy the crazy. Maybe the stories are fabricated, maybe not. Maybe Dave ends up back in Flyover country making a truck run, maybe he becomes a drug mule for a Mexican cartel. I'm just here for the ride.
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I'm curious why the copper line itself seems to have been recorded as empirical fact out of the construction manner of the rest of the clearly self aware bit about my cat punching punching my time card for my allotment of allowed carpet hunting and being forced to escort unruly or over the (time) limit patrons off the premises once their presence is no longer desired. The other part though was true, it started off as a "hey itd be funny to imply to my ex coworker a known tweaker just said for absolutly no reason and unsolicited that he was going to watch out for his tools all night long, just before that guy normally goes to bed." That justified a jaunt out, where go figure I met some interesting characters, which snowballed into hanging out and just talking for a while, bartering some of my goodwill finds for an incredible art book of sketches, talking freely about my problems to people who have absolutely been there, done that, and eventually hopping on a bus to head home to feed the cat in the early hours. Which amusingly enough is how I discovered I guess i blew Mario's fancy little rave whistle a bit prematurely and instantly managed to warp to a bus driver trying to wake me up and frustratedly repeat that it's at the final stop and I need to get off the bus, the fact it's daylight, and I'm groggily piecing together that I actually recognise where I am. That sure ain't no church, but down at that steeple is where my maidenhood was so rudely jeopardized by the Seattle Brakejobber. May his reign of helpful terror finally be brought to an end some day  I personally think this is the most unbelievable part of the entire night right here though.  Luckily before I went home I remembered an actually beneficial reason to be downtown but needed to kill time till 1:30 to do so, so now I'm just facebooking the usual crap and walking around all "my areas" and growing increasingly amused by the regular beat cops that are starting to build a sort of dead, glassy-eyed stare of impotent rage in their eyes as they start recognising me as faint return signal from constantly pinging the city noise and they know for a fact they have no legal reason to so much as detain me, much less search me. But their eyes just keep screaming into the void that they know exactly why I'm there. Granted, even if they did try to, i've got absolutely nothing to worry about flat out. It was just often enough and recently enough though that yeah they ain't loving stupid when a face starts repeatedly showing up in those places at those hours.
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And I guess I just keep writing the absurdity down because I just keep knowing in my gut there's one hell of a story out there somewhere, and it all began when I decided I'd finally pay what it would cost in order to find it one day. It really feels like i left reality quite some time ago and bled straight off into surreality. gently caress you, that's very clearly a pipe you just wrote it in french so it'd seem deep, man. Somebody better help me recast all those clocks back in their molds though so I can make my resource thing at 1.30 though cause you can't just leave them all over the place like that. Also the anecdote about "shooter" was 100% absolutely real and that dude is a loving dick. Facebook observations from my walking around: "Yep, thats what i said. Just how I like my coffee. Ah huh. Yes. Yes that's correct, flat, white, and shot twice. Why yes officer, that does seem to be quite the unfortunate coincidence given the current circumstances."  Poor bastard. Nearly made it to the street before the Chipotle hit. RIP dude, we shall always remember what happened here  The newspapers say it will literally be seared permanently into the minds of everyone who happened to be within about a 50 yard radius of the incident, and those still blessed with the power of sight still see it mid criticality in perfectly captured detail every single time they close their eyes. I heard the air itself turned blue when it happened something something nuclear wassholes
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BraveUlysses posted:How many days sober are you
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Sober or not, Dave has the uncanny ability to channel the distilled essence of Hunter S. Thompson.
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DICK DICER posted:words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKDeiMD9a7w
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I have no idea what you are talking about or what message you are trying to convey
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I can verify through livestream-of-consciousnessing that Dave spent like three hours today trying to catch a series of buses to make his appointment to get an ID voucher in downtown Seattle before the place closed for the day. Apparently Seattle has like the worst transit in the world, because the direct bus went out of service/training only, another bus got close but not all the way, and a third was the wrong bus altogether and took him further away from his destination. Intersperse this with several flat-out runs uphill in the rain between bus stops during rush hour. He's trying. edit: Nope, he made it. Dave's pretty fast for a tall guy with a gimpy leg. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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I merely asked that Seat confirmed he witneseed a man who walks upon cursed earth and am sitting outside a church crying because pride prevents me from getting a free meal because every step I've taken today has been while suffering, the rains always coming whenever I begin my walk, and suddenly stopping with full blue sky and warm sun right as I got here. And the longer I sit outside, the slower the rain is returning and sunlight fading and I'm having a serious crisis of faith over whether or not I'm being offered a true chance at redemption and whether pride is going to make me reject it's offer purely out of spite.
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Because I ran the math in my head and it's been 14 years since I last entered a church for any reason and the only person in my entire life who managed to explain to me how god could exist inside a rational universe introduced himself to me as the Devil and I am so afraid of going inside.
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