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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



geeves posted:

Yeah, it's KimJongUnOnAPug. I think I invited you at some point when I saw you online. I was racing with a bunch of Turn10 people.

oh, i thought that gamertag was popeonarope changing his lol

yeah turn 10 peeps have been on in the abc's lately. mech was on thursday and he disappeared someone from the lobby after they intentionally wrecked him

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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

financially racist posted:

oh, i thought that gamertag was popeonarope changing his lol
shots fired

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Dr. Faustus posted:

shots fired

My first attempt at an xbox name was PopePorn. As my photography project in freshman photography class we made gay SFW pope porn.

We got a B.

Flesh Croissant
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

geeves posted:

Dizzle, you get your new xbone yet?

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

Old hoopy xbox is up and running and updating fortza now. Shoot me a message if you see me online please.

Waiting for that "be-da-boop" that indicates the stupid haptic feedback button is on the fritz again, but for the second time in the life of my xbone "sitting broken for weeks" fixed this exact issue.

Flesh Croissant fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Mar 23, 2017

ixnay
Jun 11, 2002

rainbow dash why are you making such a cool face?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxyLKhYdajk

Huh

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
The correct response is: That looks loving awesome.

edit: lmao at the people on the Forza forums that want their money back for buying the expansion pass.

L_Harrison fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Apr 26, 2017

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


No words...

edit: lmfao what? People are actually pissed about that? It looks loving awesome!

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

That

That is amazing

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



rofl that is so much cooler than another fuckin porsche pack would've been

also lmao @ the morons who hate fun

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:
is this canon?

lol when someone's immersion gets ruined while playing their cartoon rally ferrari simulator

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


People get this autistic playing full on real race sim better than iracing forza horizon 3?

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
There are nerds out there who simply can't handle not owning the "whole" game and will swear up and down that every​ piece of DLC is content that otherwise would have been part of the base game. Ergo, nerds who don't want this expansion but are still mad that they don't get it as part of the $60 they spent.

I like the idea of giving FH players the chance to get a less-janky, E-rated version of some of the nonsense that's been going on in GTA Online. I don't know if I'll buy it, but it looks very cool.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

L_Harrison posted:

The correct response is: That looks loving awesome.

edit: lmao at the people on the Forza forums that want their money back for buying the expansion pass.

I just checked it out and there's so much complaining. Personally, I can't wait. My daughter and I are going to have so much fun bombing around loops in an isetta.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
I can't wait to accidentally fly off the track in the Hilux from the Top Gear North Pole Special.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

The (very similar) stunt races in GTA are fun as hell, so this looks awesome to me.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Trailer says it's in the expansion pass.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
I had basically stopped playing around the time Blizzard Mountain came out, this is definitely going to bring me back in. GTA stunt races are hilarious fun, so those with Forza physics and real world cars should be amazing.

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Some people just don't know what fun is I guess :). I still have a scar from childhood where I fell on a hot wheels car, I wear it with honor :).

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i mean the forza community also bitches and moans about every new car in car packs that isn't another supercar, so yeah.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:
brb drifting my skyline through the skyloop

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.
Looks cool.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
That looks so fun, and is IMO thematically appropriate to Horizon which is much more casual.

Speaking of expansion packs and Porsche: as I'm sure most of you know the Porsche packs are done for the foreseeable future seeing as they have some sort of new 7 year agreement.

CapnBry
Jul 15, 2002

I got this goin'
Grimey Drawer
My interest in this game sort of petered out right before Blizzard Mountain came out, but that looks cool as gently caress and I will buy this. Both of these expansions really add something new to the gameplay instead of being just map packs so I appreciate this assortment.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

This looks awesome as hell!

It's like they took Cunning Stunts from GTA and ported it into Forza. :v:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
The comments from the spergs in the YouTube comments are fantastic. :allears:

99% of them are just so angry that it isn't a drift drift expansion and that this is RUINING Forza!

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
Drifting ruined Forza!

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
my three year old is going to poo poo bricks at this hot wheels expansion, he already loved the game

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
*Cracks open third Monster energy drink.* *Clears throat whitely.*

"Not my Forza."

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

GentlemanofLeisure posted:

Drifting ruined Forza!

:agreed:

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
INT: In a quiet, empty suburban home in Summertime, Midwest, USA, late 1970's. A young boy, on summer vacation, has the family room to himself. The house lacks "central air," but this early in the day the ground floor is dim and cool. "3-2-1 Contact" is playing on the big console color TV. Later, he'll go to the local pool where his big sisters are flirting with boys ten years older than he. But now, he drags out a large box full of flexible, orange segments of track and begins to connect them with stiff, red plastic connectors. In time, he has covered the family room from one end to the other with a starting line high on an upright piano, down across the spiral rug and up and over the coffee table, then down into a loop and to the finish under the bay window. He lines up his Matchbox cars (many of which are hand-me-downs that have been custom-painted) and decides which one to test out first. He reaches for his newest Matchbox car: A black and gold Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am.

gently caress yes I am 100% about this. It's like Forza meets wip3out meets the goddamn pinewood derby (if the derby had bolt-on JATO rockets).

I feel genuinely sorry for anyone who could hate on this concept. Now it's up (down?) to the execution.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
Initially I was like, "Oh jesus WHY" and then I thought about it. Basically trackmania/Stunts in a decent physics engine. Yessss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=322vyU2lfu0

Sebastien Lenorman
Apr 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Does horizon have a decent physics engine?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Sebastien Lenorman posted:

Does horizon have a decent physics engine?

Yes!

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:
its basically the middleground between normal forza and gta online

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I am assuming there will be some changes to the physics engine to even make this work. Like how is a D class beater going to do a loop or do crazy curves unless they "glue" the car to the track?

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
Magnets yo

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Some localized physics poo poo. Probably the gravity vector fading between the world and Hotwheels track orientation based on distance to track and vehicle speed.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Maybe your slow rear end D class beater isn't the thing to be mania-ing some tracks with.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I'm still playing Motorsport 6 myself. Almost a month to go until the Motorsport 7 reveal (E3 2017), this is the only game at E3 I care about.

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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I am assuming there will be some changes to the physics engine to even make this work. Like how is a D class beater going to do a loop or do crazy curves unless they "glue" the car to the track?

I'd bet on special tires. Like how you needed snow tires for Blizzard Mountain, you will need "Hot Wheels TM Stunt" tires for that expansion island.

And the island is just going to be shoddily put together retread assets from the main game and totally broken orange tracks.

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