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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Is this what happens when a raccoon becomes a Jedi?

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/Insiderfood/videos/1701469653490838/

Do tacos have rules?

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Terrine is basically a patė that's kinda cooked. But yes.

FORCEMEAT

meaning it is ground and forced into a mold

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


This food is unnerving to me. It's like the uncanny valley for dinner.

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Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Okay, I think we've gone too far.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Scathach posted:

This food is unnerving to me. It's like the uncanny valley for dinner.



Mmmmm yes delicious nutrient cubes in rounds of white substance, just how the broodqueen used to secrete for the young to feast.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Stink Terios posted:

Okay, I think we've gone too far.



That is rice and beans wrapped in seaweed with pickled ginger.

No sushi rules.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Scathach posted:

This food is unnerving to me. It's like the uncanny valley for dinner.



Looks like mantou filled with... something (maybe mushrooms?), and purple yam. Don't know what the small bowl with spoon is though.

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ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Natto does not deserve the title of 'beans'

Natto deserves nothing but a one way ticket to the sun.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Bubblyblubber posted:

Mmmmm yes delicious nutrient cubes in rounds of white substance, just how the broodqueen used to secrete for the young to feast.

Those are bao buns you fuckin goon and that's exactly how they're supposed to look

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Xen Tricks posted:

Those are bao buns you fuckin goon and that's exactly how they're supposed to look

They looked like a Vampire came in the dead of night and sucked all the joy out of some tacos.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Looks like mantou filled with... something (maybe mushrooms?), and purple yam. Don't know what the small bowl with spoon is though.

Ranch

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



They're soft white fluffy steamed buns. The plate in the earlier picture is some weird sterilized version of everything though. This is what they should look like. Filled with various goodies like pork belly.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Panfilo posted:

They looked like a Vampire came in the dead of night and sucked all the joy out of some tacos.

Sorry you've never had the best sandwich. Also those look weirdly bready, every non-fried bao I've ever had has been pretty pure white

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Natto does not deserve the title of 'beans'

Natto deserves nothing but a one way ticket to the sun.

Nope, those are actual beans.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Panfilo posted:

They looked like a Vampire came in the dead of night and sucked all the joy out of some tacos.

This gave me a good giggle

Anyway, have a "hod dog cheese stack." Not pictured: actual cheese.

E: er, hot

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Snoo posted:



(just in time!)

we tried the cheeseburger ones yesterday, they were okay. I'm unsure if the corn would taste like corn chips or like.... corn-flavoured chips..........

If the hot dog ones are anything like the Shearer's Hot Dog chips. Would. They taste like relish and mustard, mostly.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Synthbuttrange posted:



They're soft white fluffy steamed buns. The plate in the earlier picture is some weird sterilized version of everything though. This is what they should look like. Filled with various goodies like pork belly.

Yesssssssssss

Also chasaobao is the kind of self contained foods.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



They're soft white fluffy steamed buns. The plate in the earlier picture is some weird sterilized version of everything though. This is what they should look like. Filled with various goodies like pork belly.

Would. Then would shank all the people at the next table having the same and then I would eat theirs too.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Chip chat; my company recently got a contract to deliver Utz in our area. I don't sell any but I've discovered they also make a Yuengling flavored chip.

It's real good.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

The Snoo posted:



(just in time!)

we tried the cheeseburger ones yesterday, they were okay. I'm unsure if the corn would taste like corn chips or like.... corn-flavoured chips..........

They taste mostly like fake butter.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Chip chat; my company recently got a contract to deliver Utz in our area. I don't sell any but I've discovered they also make a Yuengling flavored chip.

It's real good.

What do they taste like other than fizzy regret?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh god I didnt even look at the packaging properly.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I know we just changed the thread title, but "Enjoy the jelly fizz" is pretty good.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
I'm partial to "I won't explode" myself.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
"Wake the wobble!"

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

sweeperbravo posted:

"Wake the wobble!"

gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


"My dad made this"

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



quote:

1/2 cup tonic water
1/4 cup beer of choice
2 tsp honey
2 sun dried tomatoes
2 liver slabs sliced precook
Cheese filled ravioli of choice

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Xen Tricks posted:

What do they taste like other than fizzy regret?

Like a regular potato chip with a hint of Yuengling flavor. We also sell the Mike-Sells Beer Can Chicken flavor and that one is garbage.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Hirayuki posted:

:ssh: You can do this with any gelatin powder. There's nothing special about "sparkling Jell-O" or the like.
I know this. I was mostly reminded of jell-o's attempt to market a separate line of flavors to get people to do it, and how weird-bad those flavors were.

The box was half-coated in glitter.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


e: ugh

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Aesop Poprock posted:



"My dad made this"

poo poo on a shingle
Crap on a cracker
Manure on a muffin
Dung on a dosa
Caca on focaccia

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

Whooping Crabs posted:

poo poo on a shingle
Crap on a cracker
Manure on a muffin
Dung on a dosa
Caca on focaccia

This is a new version, yuck on a puck.

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

Yawgmoth posted:

I know this. I was mostly reminded of jell-o's attempt to market a separate line of flavors to get people to do it, and how weird-bad those flavors were.

The box was half-coated in glitter.

The champagne jell-o was very good :colbert:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Whooping Crabs posted:

poo poo on a shingle
Crap on a cracker
Manure on a muffin
Dung on a dosa
Caca on focaccia

Barf on a bagel

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



Nope

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I imagine the thing in the middle just slowly inflating with a whoopie cushion sound if you tried to fork it

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
How to make a healthy breakfast.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Whooping Crabs posted:

poo poo on a shingle
Crap on a cracker
Manure on a muffin
Dung on a dosa
Caca on focaccia

Sadness on a slice
No on Sourdough

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Revulsion on rye
Horror on wholegrain
Contempt on cornbread

Les petit pain terribles

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