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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Wild boar trifecta now in play:
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/

Outsource our military operations to wild hogs!

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
To go with your 400 dollar drm juicer i guess?

Nordstrom offering pre-dirtied jeans for $425

http://nbc4i.com/2017/04/25/nordstrom-offering-pre-dirtied-jeans-for-425/

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Lime Tonics posted:

To go with your 400 dollar drm juicer i guess?

Nordstrom offering pre-dirtied jeans for $425

http://nbc4i.com/2017/04/25/nordstrom-offering-pre-dirtied-jeans-for-425/

Don't forget the matching jacket (also $425) to complete that Canadian Hobo Tuxedo look:

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-mud-denim-jacket/4457254

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Ugh, he licked her car seat?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

That man is a hero and should be recognized with great honor.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I always love this type of stuff because it seems like she's trying very hard not to swear at the kid, thinking that's what'd get her in trouble. Not the fact that she told the kid to lick her rear end, but using the word rear end itself.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

SpacePig posted:

I always love this type of stuff because it seems like she's trying very hard not to swear at the kid, thinking that's what'd get her in trouble. Not the fact that she told the kid to lick her rear end, but using the word rear end itself.

Being technically right is the best form of being right.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

SpacePig posted:

I always love this type of stuff because it seems like she's trying very hard not to swear at the kid, thinking that's what'd get her in trouble. Not the fact that she told the kid to lick her rear end, but using the word rear end itself.

Huh. It's literally the opposite. She just uses coarse language with her students:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/suspended-teacher-allegedly-told-student-to-lick-me-where-i-fart-w440834

The headline made it sound like she was banging kids, but she's just rude.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/7NewsSydney/status/857200849302429697

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Another beaver-related story from my shithole hometown:

Animal services rescues chubby beaver trapped in fence

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/trapped-beaver-1.4086804

:canada:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


If he didn't get on the train, he's not a passenger :mad:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Typical WASP politics.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

I remember that mock the week episode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-A63tM-1c&t=41s

GrossMurpel has a new favorite as of 01:35 on Apr 27, 2017

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Typical WASP politics.

Noice

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫
Giant Rabbit Dies After United Airlines Flight To America

quote:

Hobart said the airline had offered to carry out a post-mortem investigation on the rabbit, but the owner had declined. He said United also offered compensation to the owner, whom he did not identify, but did not disclose the amount.

"Simon had a vet's check-up three hours before the flight and was fit as a fiddle," Edwards told The Sun. "Something very strange has happened and I want to know what."



United probably double booked his cage.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The woman breeding the rabbit is also a former Playboy model who underwent plastic surgery to resemble Jessica Rabbit.

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

The MSJ posted:

The woman breeding the rabbit is also a former Playboy model who underwent plastic surgery to resemble Jessica Rabbit.

You're right!

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Magic: the Gathering addiction 'worse than meth'

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


"He thought he was holding something else up".

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AP_Europe/status/857563486917931009

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Catberry posted:

You're right!



:stare: She needs a lot more surgeries...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Wheat Loaf posted:



"He thought he was holding something else up".

It must be cool when you have a job where, when you get caught on a lie, you can just say "no, I'm just unbelievably incompetent."

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Jesus Christ, between that and the Dortmund bus attack, I despair.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Off-duty security instructor pepper-sprayed autistic man for eating free cookies

http://www.twincities.com/2017/04/27/roseville-mn-security-trainer-customer-with-autism-mace-pepper-spray-ate-sample-cookies-charges/

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




I can only see this as cookie monster and frog

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

I mean, the typical joke is that meth is cheaper.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Police in Spongebob SquarePants handled this better.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: It’s not like it’s a felony cookie

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Have Sesame Street done a Grand Theft Cookie bit?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


:effort:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/comcast/status/857357066578444290

:catstare:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The money paragraph:

quote:

As our Chairman and CEO Brian Roberts made clear today, as well as my colleague David Cohen explains in a blog post today, Title II and net neutrality are two different things. You can absolutely be for net neutrality, which we are, but against using outdated utility regulation to do it. There are better ways to guarantee net neutrality than classifying all broadband businesses under Title II public utility regulations.

It’s like General Electric saying they’re all for clean water, but they are against using the outdated Clean Water Act to do it.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Idgi

The FCC chair wants to gut net neutrality and it sounds like Comcast is continuing to provide open, neutral service as usual. And, considering that I downloaded terabyte after terabyte of music, movies, and games for 16 years on Comcast and never heard a peep, I'd say they do a good job of staying out of people's poo poo. However, I'm now out of their service area and glad I don't pay their prices.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Platystemon posted:

The money paragraph:


It’s like General Electric saying they’re all for clean water, but they are against using the outdated Clean Water Act to do it.

Yeah, I thought that was a pretty good line as well. We want to have net neutrality, but not without terms to allow us not to at any given time. Also, this gif:

You could replace "we don't" with "we did", and it'd be arguable more accurate.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm not a US so I looked up costumer satisfaction:

Comcast is not leading but neither is it dramatically low.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I'm not a US so I looked up costumer satisfaction:

Comcast is not leading but neither is it dramatically low.

Comcast was worst or second‐worst every year from 2002 to 2015, inclusive.

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