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"how many days have I been adrift here", I wonder, facing my final moments. weak and malnourished I desperately cling to the remnants of my nearly deflated ducky-shaped inner tube but I can hold on no longer. the scent of chlorine fills my nostrils. "I should have gone with the medium size pool", I manage to sputter as I disappear beneath the water's surface for the last time
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:58 |
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bigger pool |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 09:39 |
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HUGE POOL |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 09:45 |
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Theres no ladders THERES NO LADDERS HESUS CRIST |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 10:35 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Theres no ladders username/post combo |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 12:21 |
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Dads Dip Cup posted:"how many days have I been adrift here", I wonder, facing my final moments. weak and malnourished I desperately cling to the remnants of my nearly deflated ducky-shaped inner tube but I can hold on no longer. the scent of chlorine fills my nostrils. "I should have gone with the medium size pool", I manage to sputter as I disappear beneath the water's surface for the last time |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 12:23 |
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Ace of Baes posted:bigger pool It's a good thing there's no running at the pool otherwise ppl would run into that beach scene mural all the time wwile e coyote style |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 12:23 |
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big poule
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 12:37 |
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that's an awfully big pool you've got there... ...but can it contain the estimated 950,000 gallons of water consumed by the average household in a decade? *begins flagging in tankers and fire trucks*
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 13:57 |
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nice pool...... to pee in!!! |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 14:01 |
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alnilam posted:nice pool...... to pee in!!! *in very nathan r jessup voice* is there any other kind? no really, is there any other kind? like . . . I dunno, a pool full of sodium bicarbonate or some liquid of a very different ph from your urine so that when you pee there's like an explosion or something? actually that doesn't sound bad, that sounds awesome
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 14:31 |
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do not attempt to rescue our doomed bar staff from the big pool
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 14:41 |
Rigged Death Trap posted:Theres no ladders The racial divide between humans and sims continues |
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 14:46 |
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Ace of Baes posted:HUGE POOL This is a good-sized pool.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:32 |
Ace of Baes posted:HUGE POOL *double checks list of pools i need to pee in* *nods with determination* *books a flight* |
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:37 |
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tiny pool! a shameful pool
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 17:23 |
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FutonForensic posted:
If its got rungs on the ladder then size don't matter |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:14 |
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Splish Splash I'm wasting my cash j/k I'm investing my cash on a big pool for my luau themed bash Happy halloween |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:39 |
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Can't wait to throw some neon-colored diver's sticks into that big pool and desperately try to find them as I hold my breath in a fight against my mortal coil's increased panic to get oxygen. It's just so dang thrillin'.
Happy halloween |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:42 |
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N. Senada posted:Splish Splash I'm wasting my cash lol |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:44 |
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FutonForensic posted:
Wow, that's a nice pool,. For a baby. |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:39 |
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FutonForensic posted:
I dip my toe in to test the temp and recoil in shock when all 30 milliliters of water is pushed out. |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:00 |
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Fredflonston posted:I dip my toe in to test the temp and recoil in shock when all 30 milliliters of water is pushed out. please stop messing up my dollhouse pool. I don't care if you think you're tiny, you're not
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:04 |
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piss pool! blech! ach!
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:19 |
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giant cup pool! roleplay as olives in a dumb-looking cup!! splash the tepid soup of you and your idiot lover all over the floor of the suite below
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:24 |
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People Aquarium https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:32 |
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FutonForensic posted:giant cup pool! roleplay as olives in a dumb-looking cup!! splash the tepid soup of you and your idiot lover all over the floor of the suite below Isis is totally judging them from inside her picture frame. She finds their overly-twee frolic in a big novelty glass to be hollow and without meaning, and she recommends to Osiris that they be eaten by the bird gods in the afterlife. |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:51 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Theres no ladders Should…should we tell them about the stairs? |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:25 |
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pea & lemongrass soup pool
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:53 |
FutonForensic posted:pea & lemongrass soup pool *looks at checklist* hmm... bespoke, organic, clearly artisinal... probably vintage. great for your property values ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 23:25 |
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FutonForensic posted:giant cup pool! roleplay as olives in a dumb-looking cup!! splash the tepid soup of you and your idiot lover all over the floor of the suite below Classay!
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 23:53 |
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:deathtrap:
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 00:00 |
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google THIS posted:Should…should we tell them about the stairs? ... The gently caress are those??? ? |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 01:06 |
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google THIS posted:Should…should we tell them about the stairs? I'm protected |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 01:31 |
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vanisher posted:I'm protected I was going to make that joke, but I was afraid to. I admire your courage.
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 01:35 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I was going to make that joke, but I was afraid to. Its an old dead reference and cda should probe me |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 01:54 |
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(lying) it isn't actually that big
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 03:10 |
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Dads Dip Cup posted:"how many days have I been adrift here", I wonder, facing my final moments. weak and malnourished I desperately cling to the remnants of my nearly deflated ducky-shaped inner tube but I can hold on no longer. the scent of chlorine fills my nostrils. "I should have gone with the medium size pool", I manage to sputter as I disappear beneath the water's surface for the last time |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 03:47 |
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oh u must live in the Midwest how nice |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 05:01 |