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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

explosive revelations about Macron's secret lover, Benjamin Gazie

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ROSHI

ROSHI

ROSHI

ROSHI

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

anime was right posted:

are there any new polls

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_French_presidential_election,_2017

This is constantly updated for what ever reason

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

The reason is nerds.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Vive les ouanques

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
did buttigeig win yet

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
the election is just a sham, real president of france is chosen in an Iron Chef esque cooking colosseum challenge

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
france chooses it military leaders the same way, 3 michelin star generals

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Please welcome the new president of France: A vintage art deco advert featuring a half naked woman lovingly cradling a bottle of chartreuse.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

mysterious frankie posted:

Please welcome the new president of France: A vintage art deco advert featuring a half naked woman lovingly cradling a bottle of chartreuse.



Have some Chablis instead.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
The poster must also be highly racist tho.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I mean, like, it thinks racists things and proposes racists policies, not that the lady on it is a sexy gollywog or something like that.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

mysterious frankie posted:

Please welcome the new president of France: A vintage art deco advert featuring a half naked woman lovingly cradling a bottle of chartreuse.

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/856046608965918720

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

hahaha, I accept defeat.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


i demand to know more about this political matter

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Nonsense posted:

i demand to know more about this political matter

lepen will replace the man with a swarthy immigrant and lose?

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Condiv posted:

let me guess, the french press conveniently ignored all of macron's faults while blowing his opponent's out of proportion

yeah, you're prolly right, le pen isn't gettin a fair shake

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
le penisnt

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

wizard on a water slide posted:

yeah, you're prolly right, le pen isn't gettin a fair shake

I mean, she stepped down as head creep, which takes five points off of her Evil stat. That's an entire modifier point!

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


wizard on a water slide posted:

yeah, you're prolly right, le pen isn't gettin a fair shake

nah lepen can go gently caress off. i was talking about melenchon and hamon

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
le pen is winning, and just lol at anyone who thinks otherwise

this is the chaos timeline

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
le pen will win and start a bizzaro WW3 where the allies of England, Russia, and France launch a surprise lightning invasion of germany

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


logikv9 posted:

le pen will win and start a bizzaro WW3 where the allies of England, Russia, and France launch a surprise lightning invasion of germany

and the UK and the US will align with them as the new axis

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
TRUMP: *about to hit the button & nuke Germany* THIS IS FOR THE WAR... THE ONE WITH THE... THIS IS FOR *aide whispers in ear* WORLD WAR II!

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I read that with Macron's finance background he's expected to take a hard line against British financial interests in the brexit.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Rothschilds against the Vanderbilts

a war for our time

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

hakimashou posted:

I read that with Macron's finance background he's expected to take a hard line against British financial interests in the brexit.

i'm extremely horny for city of london death

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump wait i mean le pen

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i'm extremely horny for city of london death

loving up english banks is almost as presidential as having a mistress.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Le pen is a bad word

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
join the le pen 15 club

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
banished to pen island

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
le pensylvannia

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/857310163497299969

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
His hometown is in the middle of Le Pen-land (she got 30% in the department as a whole).

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRCx4lqTiE

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
it would be funny if disanffranchised workers from failing industries decided the election

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Kurtofan posted:

it would be funny if disanffranchised workers from failing industries decided the election

no, at this point it would just be typical, don't you think?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

quote:

One of Mr. Mélenchon’s top aides derided the candidate’s critics in a telephone interview Tuesday. “You’ve got to look at where the criticism is coming from,” said Éric Coquerel, a member of the Paris regional council.

“It’s coming from those whose policies have favored the development of the National Front, from the Socialist Party,” said Mr. Coquerel, referring to the quarrel that divided the French left for five years: the governing Socialists’ mild pro-market turn, seen as a betrayal by France’s far left.

“We don’t want to help Marine Le Pen, but we don’t want to endorse Mr. Macron,” he said.

“He’s the candidate of free trade,” Mr. Coquerel said. “He’s going to assist in the Uberization of society. Everything we are going to fight against in the coming months. There’s no possible rapprochement.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/25/world/europe/france-melenchon-macron-le-pen.html

quote:

If an additional sign was needed to show that the mobilization against the presence of the National Front in the second round of the presidential election is much lower than that of 2002, the unions have just given it . Fifteen years ago, all the unions, with the exception of FO, had demonstrated together against the extreme right. In 2017, there will be no single parade.

http://www.lemonde.fr/election-pres...25_4854003.html
Le Pen also surged in France's overseas territories:

http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs...38_4355770.html

Also gotta love that the French word for overseas is "ultramarine."

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Le Pen also surged in France's overseas territories:

http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs...38_4355770.html

Also gotta love that the French word for overseas is "ultramarine."



ultramarine is latin, french is d'outre-mer

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