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i love how running an entire country of hundreds of millions of people was the same as working in a call center to these guys: No Experience Required
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Plavski posted:i love how running an entire country of hundreds of millions of people was the same as working in a call center to these guys: No Experience Required To that point, somebody in this thread yesterday said something about how funny it was that Easy D assumed that all of these problems were actually very simple and all he had to do was just waltz in and straight up ask for America's best interests I agree, it is very funny. Extreemely lolworthy
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Plavski posted:i love how running an entire country of hundreds of millions of people was the same as working in a call center to these guys: No Experience Required He's not a politician, that's what I like about him!!!
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do u know jenny posted:He's not a politician, that's what I like about him!!! I always loved that logic because if you watch the guy for 30 goddamn seconds, you see him out-politicianing the politicians in every category except for Getting poo poo Done. Lols lols everywhere and not a drop to ROFL.
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haljordan posted:Oh my god, this article has way too many lols for this early in the morning lolllll quote:His sessions with Trump were described by people familiar with them as part pep talk and part talking-point seminar. In the early days, Trump criticized Spicer fiercely, prompting him to upgrade his delivery at the podium as well as his wardrobe of suits. Now, people close to the president say, Trump brags about Spicer’s ratings.
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The biggest lol is how staffers have to frame everything based on what the fuckin NY Post will write
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timp posted:To that point, somebody in this thread yesterday said something about how funny it was that Easy D assumed that all of these problems were actually very simple and all he had to do was just waltz in and straight up ask for America's best interests Yeah, it breaks my brain trying to figure out what he thought was going to happen. Or what he thought had been happening until then. He and his followers had thought he, and he alone, could solve all of America's "problems" by just winning the election. Now that I think about it, I think it is just that he thinks the whole world owes us and we have infinite leverage to demand whatever we want because we don't need anyone else, but they need us. Art of the Deal! Cthulu Carl posted:I always loved that logic because if you watch the guy for 30 goddamn seconds, you see him out-politicianing the politicians in every category except for Getting poo poo Done. This. 1000 times this. I never understood it. Trump is the most cartoonishly politician politician ever. Every single stereotype of a bad politician you see on TV, he does to its fullest extent. And I love it!  Also, my favorite lol is that he spent so much time railing specifically against golfing and then spends 25%+ of his time doing exactly that within weeks of entering office. What did he think he would be doing for 8 years? (Lol, he definitely assumed it'd be 8) I just cannot understand the insanity that grasps him. But it's also the best thing ever.
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Apr 27, 2017 14:39
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It just occurred to me that for the first time in my life I can say with complete certainty that I'm smarter than the POTUS that's a lol
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Apr 27, 2017 14:43
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The other good one is "He speaks his mind!" Mostly because that gives you locked to just unload the vilest insults you can on them and if they get hacked off (and they will), you can just be all "but I was only speaking my mind!" Even better if they rant against safe spaces.
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Good thing the White House wasn't involved in hiring Michael Flynn. https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/857592014623342593
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https://twitter.com/ChadKMills/status/854761470676041739 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASLqRoB0Mw quote:South Carolina candidate for US Congress, who has been criticized for using the 2015 killings of nine black church members in a campaign advert, has said the removal of a Confederate monument in the state should be matched by the removal of a memorial to African American slaves.
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I remember my own personal outrage at the Sandy Hook flagging, where I finally saw the terrible power wrought from dyed pieces of cloth stitched together ... LoL at comparing the Confederate Flag to an African Slave memorial. that woman has a mono-lobe in her skull and it's turned to 'stupid AF' LOL THREAD: can anyone from the South maybe flesh out how someone could feasibly claim to be proud of their Confederate heritage without being... like a huge loving racist? is there anything cool about Robert E. Lee or anyone that could potentially make for a role model, or are these people just on their face horrible idiots who long for a time when they could buy & sell brown people in between incest rapes? I really think it'll flesh out my lols on this story. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Apr 27, 2017 15:14
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Also a big lol at Chaffetz claiming he's resigning all of a sudden due to "foot problems"
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Shadow0 posted:Yeah, it breaks my brain trying to figure out what he thought was going to happen. Or what he thought had been happening until then. He and his followers had thought he, and he alone, could solve all of America's "problems" by just winning the election. I love seeing my coworker's face (who voted for him) everyday whenever she reads the newspaper on break, and has to see all the articles talking about how insanely incompetent him and his administration is and how whatever he's trying to do will gently caress her over. She was so snarky and self righteous leading up to the election and ate up all the bullshit he spewed out. But at least the grim realization that he isn't going to be a good president is setting in, I can't believe there are so many people that are still on the Trump train.
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Congress pulling for a Hail Mary There is a greater than 60% chance that this is strategically so the Govenrment Shutdown DOES NOT occur on EZ-DZ's 100th Day in office (which he totally doesn't care about, but if he did he'd be winning)
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Bust Rodd posted:LOL THREAD: can anyone from the South maybe flesh out how someone could feasibly claim to be proud of their Confederate heritage without being... like a huge loving racist? is there anything cool about Robert E. Lee or anyone that could potentially make for a role model, or are these people just on their face horrible idiots who long for a time when they could buy & sell brown people in between incest rapes? I really think it'll flesh out my lols on this story. I'm not from the south, but some of my family fought for the CSA. Somehow, though, I've managed to make it through my entire life so far without even once purchasing a confederate battle flag vanity plate.
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lol at all of these but particularly this one https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/857598257995710465
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Lol, of course she's pushing that useless $700 juicer on her Twitter. Of course. Two dumb things together at last.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Lol, of course she's pushing that useless $700 juicer on her Twitter. Of course. 400 and it was a year ago r->c->p
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Lol, of course she's pushing that useless $700 juicer on her Twitter. Of course. Both Ivana and the juicer are also more functional with a vigorous grabbing.
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Im only the presidents daughter and have an official title in the white house, sure ill peddle your juice squeezer
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:It just occurred to me that for the first time in my life I can say with complete certainty that I'm smarter than the POTUS
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my new dog posted:Im only the presidents daughter and have an official title in the white house, sure ill peddle your juice squeezer Isn't it just a device that squeezes plastic bags of juice? Lmao Edit: like I had to look up why people thought it was so funny. "A device that squeezes fresh fruit? Why is that so weird other than the price?" The truth of ivanka selling a bag squeezer ended up being better than I thought Scary! fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Were you not alive for GWB my dude Ughhh this bursts my bubble in more than one way
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Scary! posted:Isn't it just a device that squeezes plastic bags of juice? Lmao Yeah, it's kinda like a Capri Sun press. It's being mocked by everyone and everything right now because it turns out that you can get exactly the same result by just squeezing the plastic bag with your hands, instead of using that $700 machine. Also, the machine has juice pack DRM and wifi. It's the perfect fit for the Trump family.
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While I don't like how every trump tweet has the same idiot flooding the comment section with his 50 million own-post, but at least they sometimes provide lols
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Yeah, it's kinda like a Capri Sun press. Lol pls you're killing me! ❤️
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/857604537003200512 six tweets within two minutes?? wh-what is this sorcery? 
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Dizz posted:While I don't like how every trump tweet has the same idiot flooding the comment section with his 50 million own-post, but at least they sometimes provide lols I do like the lunatic who replies with all the Bible verses
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Efexeye posted:that's not how you use hootsuite easy d its weird doing so many at once on his account
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These god damned Democrats wanting to fund health care instead of buying more missiles!!  System Metternich posted:six tweets within two minutes?? wh-what is this sorcery? He's either got six phones or someone finally told him how to copy and paste.
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haljordan posted:I do like the lunatic who replies with all the Bible verses All I ever see is that aynrandpaul dude who just constantly goes on some self righteous rant on each trump tweet like he's channeling the literal spirit animal of uncle sam
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