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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

a fullback taken in the 1st round whaaa

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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Rozelle's trolling smirk and the audible "Oh noooo!!!" at the fullback getting drafted make that one of the best NFL-related videos ever. It's so good

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I wasn't even alive when Rozelle was commissioner but I still hear his voice when I imagine draft picks being announced and I'm half-convinced it's because of that video

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/857540901199065088

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

It's an omen for Trubisky going #1 overall.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Abugadu posted:

Maybe someone will create a bunch of Cleveland Browns 5x Super Bowl Champions posters and pennants to put in his assisted care room for him, that'd be sweet.

I want you to know that I appreciate this post a great deal

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
As a fan of teams not named the New York Jets, I would like to thank the jets for letting good players go to other teams and gracing us with decades of hilarity and butt fumbles

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I wish Adam Schefter would shut the gently caress up and just tweet as though he was an automated transaction wire.

The guy is bland, boring, and still somehow trashy and annoying.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

What I'm saying is I hope the coffee was too hot and fused his foreskin to his leg.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

No Butt Stuff posted:

What I'm saying is I hope the coffee was too hot and fused his foreskin to his leg.

He's Jewish.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I hope he regrew foreskin throughout a long and painful process of stretching and manipulating via odd mechanical devices, was finally happy with his newly regenerated foreskin, and then all of this happened and now it's fused to his leg.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Is Schefter in Philly for the draft? Maybe I can hunt him down and throw a coffee at him.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

The Dave posted:

Is Schefter in Philly for the draft? Maybe I can hunt him down and throw a coffee at him.

Doin' the LORDS work.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Better than getting laid off from ESPN I guess

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

DariusLikewise posted:

Better than getting laid off from ESPN I guess

I have spilled coffee on myself before and I assure you there is a brief moment where you feel like you have the worst life ever.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/857611634642219009

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I never realized how much Andrew Luck looks like Scarlett Johansson.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Oh my god I dated female Andrew Luck.

Edit: No he looks nothing like Scarlett Johansson get your prescription checked

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

This is wonderful. Also is he saying Lauren Tannehill?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Can't wait to see what Jake Butt endorses

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Spoeank posted:

Can't wait to see what Jake Butt endorses
Already done.

https://twitter.com/chetanrakieten/status/857301611374399490

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/pff_natejahnke/status/857321723884179456

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

Can't wait to see what Jake Butt endorses

More interested in the Malik Hooker endorsement!

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Owns

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The New Day works hard to make sure QBs don't bust the way he did

Constantly trying to prevent people from being Booty

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo


FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Apr 27, 2017

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I never realized how much Andrew Luck looks like Scarlett Johansson.

Stupid sexy Andrew Luck.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Not gonna lie, I'll probably buy a Jake Butt jersey regardless of what team he ends up on or how good he is.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
can't...stop...

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

...won't...stop...

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Eli Wiggum posted:

can't...stop...



Old Tom Brady looks like generic American movie president.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Female Jimmy G looks like Cobie Smulders

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

weird Asian candy posted:

More interested in the Malik Hooker endorsement!

Haason Reddick has some interesting choices to make for endorsements as well.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Upper right is adolescent Spock from Star Trek III

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


Female Jed is the captain of the university crew team

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'd bone Female Jed

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Eli Wiggum posted:

can't...stop...



Would

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