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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Nah, not my type. Though if she saw me I'm sure she'd say the same about me. Maybe we could be friends and she could show me a thing or two about lifting!

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Hot. Women built like that are like 50% booty, and that speaks to my reptilian brain

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
There is nothing, NOTHING...more appealing than a dense, powerful rear end. Hell, on a man or woman

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

oh my god the gdt tonight is gonna be full of people going "hi i haven't paid attention to football since last year but who did my seahawks take? 12 12 12 12 "

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Good, because I've missed the poo poo out of Lord Waffle Beard.

Welcome home, buddy.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Somebody who isn't phone posting find a picture of Samantha Wright.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

There is nothing, NOTHING...more appealing than a dense, powerful rear end. Hell, on a man or woman

Disagree

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Some of the best-looking women I know here are regulars at my gym so please work out ladies (and everyone in general)

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

No Butt Stuff posted:

oh my god the gdt tonight is gonna be full of people going "hi i haven't paid attention to football since last year but who did my seahawks take? 12 12 12 12 "

Leave Benny alone.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Hot but borderline too much. Hands probably all callused. Not afraid though.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Hot but borderline too much. Hands probably all callused. Not afraid though.

i admire your tenacity

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

5 ring shrimp can probably summon captain planet by now. he Doesn't fear

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Remember that gdt where that gif of that lady crushing a watermelon between her thighs got posted to everyone's slightly aroused terror?

No Butt Stuff posted:

oh my god the gdt tonight is gonna be full of people going "hi i haven't paid attention to football since last year but who did my seahawks take? 12 12 12 12 "

:hawksin:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



No Butt Stuff posted:

oh my god the gdt tonight is gonna be full of people going "hi i haven't paid attention to football since last year but who did my seahawks take? 12 12 12 12 "

If it helps I post all the time and my draft knowledge is roughly "haha, that dude's name is Lamp.".

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Kinda bummed that i've gotta work six days in a row this week, but oh well.

I seriously haven't been paying much as much attention to the draft as I probably should, i'm just hoping the Chargers don't completely gently caress it up.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Durandal1707 posted:

Kinda bummed that i've gotta work six days in a row this week, but oh well.

I seriously haven't been paying much as much attention to the draft as I probably should, i'm just hoping the Chargers don't completely gently caress it up.

I'd be happy with Adams, Hooker, or Allen. Hopefully one of them gets to 7

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

Would

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hot. Women built like that are like 50% booty, and that speaks to my reptilian brain

loving :same:

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Glad we can talk about ladies without RG3 present.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Glad we can talk without RG3 present.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I am a fan of ladies

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Hell, same.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

If it helps I post all the time and my draft knowledge is roughly "haha, that dude's name is Lamp.".

I post all the time and am probably one of the more frequent draft thread posters and my only actual knowledge is "oh that guy went to this school" and if I'm lucky "I liked/didn't like when he did this thing" in some random game I watched on a Saturday.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
If you're interested guys, both, or asexual, that is also cool. We accept all kinds here!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I am not gay or bisexual but I do admire the male form

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Like I would feel weird sucking a guy's dick, but I wouldn't mind grasping his calf or quad or running my hands down a 6-pack. That's okay

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Like I would feel weird sucking a guy's dick, but I wouldn't mind grasping his calf or quad or running my hands down a 6-pack. That's okay

lol

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Yeah, sucking dick was the least gay thing in that post.


I'm about to see Fast and Furious 8 and am quite excited by it.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

swickles posted:

Yeah, sucking dick was the least gay thing in that post.


I'm about to see Fast and Furious 8 and am quite excited by it.

Are you grasping a dude's calf and quad and running your hands down his 6-pack excited or just sucking a guy's dick excited?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

swickles posted:

Yeah, sucking dick was the least gay thing in that post.


I'm about to see Fast and Furious 8 and am quite excited by it.

Got a squad geared up to watch it Friday night.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Worshipping muscle is hetero! It really is...



Am I the new RG3 now that he's gone

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

weird Asian candy posted:

Are you grasping a dude's calf and quad and running your hands down his 6-pack excited or just sucking a guy's dick excited?

Maybe like reach around hand job excited.


I am at this bar waiting for the movie to start and the TVs are set to really odd channels. Like instead of sports or even news I am watching a rerun of Bones.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This thread is finally starting to deliver.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Everyone post your Kinsey scale number. 3.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
69 :smug:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
All of us self claimed heteros are a lil' gay. We just haven't found the right person to experiment with, or our better half doesn't let us play around.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Everyone post your Kinsey scale number. 3.

Whats the number that correlates to you would let a guy suck your dick, but you wouldn't suck a dick?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I like the definition of Kinsey scale number 1:

Predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I like boobs.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Humans are infinitely more attractive above the waist, male and female

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