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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


prefect posted:

High Life is good beer. :colbert:

Oh, thank you. My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you... your beer is like swill to us. Do I have that right? Only a swine would drink this beer.

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nonsense posted:

Lmao most of humanity has to purchase liquor from government stores lmao

name / post combo


buy it from a still not a store

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Citizen Tayne posted:

The Pittsburgh Penguins will win the Stanley Cup.

as a leafs fan my stanley cup predictions are absolutely flawless

watch: the leafs won't win

i have never been wrong

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



trump is spending the day in georgia, doing a campaign event for ossoff's runoff opponent, speaking at a NRA thing, and doing an interview with martha maccallum of fox news for their 100 day special.

10:30 am Signs executive order on energy
11:00 am Departs White House
12:55 pm Arrives in Atlanta
1:30 pm Makes remarks at the National Rifle Association Leadership Forum
3:15 pm Makes remarks at a fundraiser for Karen Handel
3:55 pm Departs Atlanta
5:45 pm Arrives White House

no spicey on the schedule for today. there will be two livestreams:
pence swearing in acosta as labor sec, 11:15
trump's NRA speech, 1:30

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



steven zegarman is my fave ponytailed martial artist

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

But they’re learning. One key development: White House aides have figured out that it’s best not to present Trump with too many competing options when it comes to matters of policy or strategy. Instead, the way to win Trump over, they say, is to present him a single preferred course of action and then walk him through what the outcome could be – and especially how it will play in the press.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Nonsense posted:

Lmao most of humanity has to purchase liquor from government stores lmao

not here in the great state of florida :smug:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Yinlock posted:

world's most obvious troll: hitler did nothing wrong lol

me: first of all, bonglord420(if that is your real name), hitler did in fact do many bad things

If we've learned anything from 2016 it's that bonglord420 wasn't trolling and actually does think hitler did nothing wrong.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

brugroffil posted:

Oh, thank you. My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you... your beer is like swill to us. Do I have that right? Only a swine would drink this beer.

wow, not even acknowledging our lord and saviour on his high holy day?

for shame, shitposter

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
so 'makes remarks' is just 'rambles incoherently for an hour' right?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

happy ed balls day



free mariana

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Yinlock posted:

as a leafs fan my stanley cup predictions are absolutely flawless

watch: the leafs won't win

i have never been wrong

the leafs are already out

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



wait Obummer counts but i couldn't think of other ones that weren't just racist

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



orange sky posted:

Yeah I actually filmed this exact ad when I was in the US recently (this is a very big coincidence) but while I was also baffled there was an acronym for Opioid Induced Constipation (lol) what surprised me the most was the huge amount of warnings/side effects in the ad - it's half the ad.

"This may cause everything in the known world but at least you'll poo poo after popping all those opioids"

literally this may cause you to die from opioid withdrawal or tear your intestines wide open lmao and the guy sounded so cheerful when he said it

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

whoa a store that sells tequila and beer !?
must be nice livin somewhere godless

It's called Ohio

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

tacodaemon posted:

trump is spending the day in georgia, doing a campaign event for ossoff's runoff opponent, speaking at a NRA thing, and doing an interview with martha maccallum of fox news for their 100 day special.

10:30 am Signs executive order on energy
11:00 am Departs White House
12:55 pm Arrives in Atlanta
1:30 pm Makes remarks at the National Rifle Association Leadership Forum
3:15 pm Makes remarks at a fundraiser for Karen Handel
3:55 pm Departs Atlanta
5:45 pm Arrives White House

no spicey on the schedule for today. there will be two livestreams:
pence swearing in acosta as labor sec, 11:15
trump's NRA speech, 1:30

so he's not heading for florida this weekend?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

prefect posted:

But they’re learning. One key development: White House aides have figured out that it’s best not to present Trump with too many competing options when it comes to matters of policy or strategy. Instead, the way to win Trump over, they say, is to present him a single preferred course of action and then walk him through what the outcome could be – and especially how it will play in the press.

it's like teaching a child

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

wow, not even acknowledging our lord and saviour on his high holy day?

for shame, shitposter

suck me ed balls

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Darkman Fanpage posted:

the leafs are already out

another flawless prediction

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

as a leafs fan my stanley cup predictions are absolutely flawless

watch: the leafs won't win

i have never been wrong

the only time i seen a canadian mad was when the canes won the cup lololol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

brugroffil posted:

Oh, thank you. My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you... your beer is like swill to us. Do I have that right? Only a swine would drink this beer.

Hey, at least it's not "lite" beer.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
ed lolz

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Yinlock posted:

as a leafs fan my stanley cup predictions are absolutely flawless

watch: the leafs won't win

i have never been wrong

Jagr has more career points than the entire Leafs bench

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Yinlock posted:

it's like teaching a child

this is literally how you can get children to do things lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




guardians of the galaxy 2 will win the 2017 stan lee cup

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



CNN :allears:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squizzle posted:

guardians of the galaxy 2 will win the 2017 stan lee cup

:golfclap:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Yinlock posted:

hi im yinlock i genuinely engage with absolutely everyone

it is genuinely more fun and if other people did it as well they'd also have more fun

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

brugroffil posted:

suck me ed balls

wow youre at least trying to learn to post : )

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

the only time i seen a canadian mad was when the canes won the cup lololol

i actually don't follow hockey much, i just pop in now and again to see how the ole home team is doing

surprise they lose constantly

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i was looking for the fox logo lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Citizen Tayne posted:

Jagr has more career points than the entire Leafs bench

i probably have more career points and i can't even skate

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
Hello, I do not post here anymore but I just came to say













































Ed Balls

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

brugroffil posted:

Oh, thank you. My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you... your beer is like swill to us. Do I have that right? Only a swine would drink this beer.

Yes, I'm sure your cheap beer isn't also pig piss.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011



I'm glad that our news organizations, all the way from the NYT down to the lowly CNN, continue to report economic numbers in a vacuum with no context. Makes it very objective and easy to understand for the normal citizen

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



ymgve posted:

so he's not heading for florida this weekend?

he's got one of his campaign rallies in pennsylvania to do

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

i actually don't follow hockey much, i just pop in now and again to see how the ole home team is doing

surprise they lose constantly

yeah i have no idea how those hicks out east managed to get a team to win at that poo poo when like, they get frost five times a year !!!!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Blue laws are anti capitalist and should be banned

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Neon Noodle posted:

Hello, I do not post here anymore but I just came to say













































https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

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