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Pearnicious posted:Really? Everyone lobbing non-stop insults at me, wishing physical violence upon me, insulting my parents, etc. and I'm the one who needs to take a break? I mean I first tried a blanket "everybody stop" and posted some more feshes to make everyone move on, and you're the one who wouldn't do it You're too mad at the Internet, bro, gotta chill out but yeah for the record I'd love it if everyone else also stopped continuing this conversation and we moved on to new business as a thread, thanks in advance everyone
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:The good news is that I guess you're not racist. The bad news is that you're def. an rear end in a top hat. Well, I won't deny that, but I don't see how that follows from that specific post. There are plenty of other posts in my history to prove the latter thing but I don't think the one you quoted is particularly egregious.
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Apr 27, 2017 21:54
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Your parents beat you, they deserve to be insulted, as do you if you defend them. Like I've said before, you don't understand anything about my life or my childhood. Insult me and my parents if it makes you feel better, but if you have to berate and belittle others to make yourself feel larger, I feel bad for you.
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Pearnicious posted:Like I've said before, you don't understand anything about my life or my childhood. Insult me and my parents if it makes you feel better, but if you have to berate and belittle others to make yourself feel larger, I feel bad for you. If you feel bad for me I feel bad for you 
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Apr 27, 2017 21:55
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loquacius posted:I mean I first tried a blanket "everybody stop" and posted some more feshes to make everyone move on, and you're the one who wouldn't do it i did stop but this is a great trainwreck
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Apr 27, 2017 21:59
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Here's an unanonymous confession to move things along A couple nights ago I had a dream where I was getting railed in the rear end by a dude. I think I woke up for a little bit with my rear end in the air. I'm not sure what this says about me.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:11
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Pearnicious posted:Really? Everyone lobbing non-stop insults at me, wishing physical violence upon me, insulting my parents, etc. and I'm the one who needs to take a break? I'm sure they only want physical violence on you because they love you and it will make you a better person. Just, uhh, try not to murmur "mummy" as it happens. Edit: I think the guy beneath me meant "frotting". Marmaduke! fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Apr 27, 2017 22:13
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Jose posted:i did stop but this is a great trainwreck It's great, I'm just about to go to sleep, and I'm already smiling about the +40 posts I get to read over morning coffee, where more people tell that one guy how bad it was he got spanked, and he just starts frothing harder.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:15
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loving lol
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Apr 27, 2017 22:24
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Racist goon, well done for acknowledging how your thoughts have been shaped by a racist parent, and well done for trying to change those thought patterns. Keep it up. Goon with a promiscuous sister, remember, she's your sister. You could try making some very off colour jokes. "My friend and I were drunk, and we made a bet. I bet that you wouldn't sleep with any of your students, because I believe in you! So if you could not go loving anyone at school that would be great," or perhaps send a barrage of articles about teachers who slept with their students and found themselves kicked out of the profession. She'll hate you for it, but when she might have the temptation to do something risky with a student, she might consider your dumb insults instead of the thrill of it and call it off before it even begins. Or whatever. Maybe you're just overthinking. Maybe your sister can handle it. Maybe she can teach biology as per the curriculum without needing to offer extra lessons.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:28
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Pearnicious posted:if you have to berate and belittle others to make yourself feel larger, I feel bad for you. I can't believe I have to say this in gbs2.whatever but lurk more
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Apr 27, 2017 22:48
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free basket of chips posted:Here's an unanonymous confession to move things along Yes, but did you like it?
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Apr 27, 2017 22:58
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Apr 27, 2017 22:59
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Threads been acting real uppity lately. Just wait till we get home, thread.
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Apr 27, 2017 23:08
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Pearnicious posted:Like I've said before, you don't understand anything about my life or my childhood. Insult me and my parents if it makes you feel better, but if you have to berate and belittle others to make yourself feel larger, I feel bad for you. You seem to have a lot of misplaced anger. Perhaps you should take a break from posting for a day or two.
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Apr 28, 2017 01:59
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How bout spankins all around? Everyone grab their ankles NOW!!!
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Apr 28, 2017 02:10
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I guess this, but unironically? Is this a bad time to mention my BDSM fetish? Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Apr 28, 2017 |
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Apr 28, 2017 02:36
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only 20 minutes though lol that's nothing idiot
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Apr 28, 2017 02:50
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and my dad beat the poo poo out of me and my brother for a combined 20+ years but it wasnt his fault it was moms for just sitting there smoking a goddamn cigarette
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If I were that guy's boss and he brought his kid into work I'd punish him even more. Never import drama into work, just take your punishment quietly and get back to work. You would? I dunno. I guess if the boss already punished him harshley maybe he wouldnt take kindly to kiddo apologizing. But i think its a great learning opportunity.
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Admitting that you allowed an unauthorized person access to your work computer can get you fired at a lot of jobs. It's not something that most employers would do, but it's also not uncommon. Also, I'm pretty sure your employer can't garnish your wages with the express purpose of paying him back, if you're in the US. They can fire you completely or give you a different employment level. But your take home has to match what's on your W-2.
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tesilential posted:One of my buddies had his kid diagnosed with Autism when he was like 3 months. Now I don't know if he has it or not but IMO maybe treating him like a weird outcast from the start is not the way to go. We actually can tell from pretty early on if someone is displaying autism-like symptoms, even from 3 months. That's partly why there was the unfortunate correlation with vaccines because those are starting around that time as well. But you're right in that we shouldn't officially label kids that early. Why? Because labeling in the United States is a legal status that literally stays with you for life. You have to go to court to get the label removed. That doesn't mean you shouldn't intervene as early as possible if you suspect your kid might be displaying early signs of autism or ADHD or whatever, but it means you should avoid being officially labeled in a legal sense because it's possible it is only a temporary condition and the child will become more "typical" as they get a bit older. Instead, it's recommended that you use the term "developmentally delayed" which isn't official and has no legal ramifications and you can stick to that for years before revising the diagnosis to something official when it's necessary (like when you're starting school and need special services for the child). It's just a catchall that you and your care provider can use to get the ball rolling on early intervention, but it won't shoehorn the child into special education before they can even walk.
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Eponine posted:Also, I'm pretty sure your employer can't garnish your wages with the express purpose of paying him back, if you're in the US. They can fire you completely or give you a different employment level. But your take home has to match what's on your W-2. They very definitely cannot and that stood out to me as the clearest indicator it was bullshit. Congrats to the confessor for starting a pages long dumb loving derail though. free basket of chips posted:Here's an unanonymous confession to move things along Did you have an erection? If so, you now have Friday night plans. If not, meh, dreams are dumb and don't mean anything.
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free basket of chips posted:I'm not sure what this says about me. It just means you should call me 
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quote:My landlord kicked me out a few weeks ago after a pretty big issue that was mostly my fault. We had clashed before over some things, and I brought it to a head by getting high and smashing the toilet, thinking he'd just buy a new toilet. Long story leading up to that but the end result was he kicked me out. maybe you should find a new apartment  I dunno, you still make money, you said so yourself. Your problem is that you lost your old apartment. You know there's more than one of those things, right? quote:I'm the goon who is repulsed by green. You don't know anything about psychology; "pop-psych" is a book genre, not a professional discipline; the idea is that by figuring out why you can't look at a secondary color you can then learn to live with it and have a normal life (that's why I said "treatment" earlier ya dingus) At any rate "I was once fed a salad as a child" is a funny line but kind of kills the realism
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Apr 28, 2017 13:41
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quote:greengoon You flew too close to the green. Fake.
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loquacius posted:
My favorite part of these fake confessions is the person acting indignant. It's anonymous confessions because you most likely feel shame or fear of being found out. The green dude is proud of it, so I'm going to just say it's fake and move on.
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Apr 28, 2017 13:55
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If you have colored lenses that "remove" the color green, then what's the problem?
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Apr 28, 2017 13:58
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Wow, glad I missed the last few pages. Anyways, Walmart goon: You're not the only one to think of this amazing lifehack! http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-boy-14-caught-living-walmart-days-article-1.1902094
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It's not that easy, seeing green
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I feel bad for the employee that will inevitably be optically assaulted by stumbling onto the fat smelly naked man hosing himself down in the garden center. Also have you heard of these things called "motels"
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loquacius posted:Homeless goon, surely not fake If you're heavyset and stinky, why not sign up to a gym? Gives you something active to do with your spare hours, and all the free hot water you could want.
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Apr 28, 2017 14:29
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they're aren't laptops with which to view anime
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quote:I recently found out my girlfriend has a box of mementos from past relationships. I was a little bothered by it, but understand that those relationships shaped her to be the person she is today. I don't think that's serial-killer type poo poo. It's a little weird and I'm curious what the number means too (you can probably figure out whether it's more likely to be one of your guesses or the other based on what the numbers tend to be) but this strikes me as more gross than creepy, because it involves keeping a bunch of used condoms around. Did she, like, wash them out? quote:I really like modding nudity into PC games. Skyrim and Fallout games have the best community for this kind of stuff, but I've recently gotten into modding Senran Kagura games. Senran Kagura is a Japanese game series about teen girls with giant boobs who are also ninjas. They get in fights and learn the meaning of friendship, and as they fight their clothes come off. The game doesn't contain any actual nudity; most of the time the characters are also wearing indestructible underwear, and when they're not the game censors itself, unless you mod it. There are mods to remove all of the censorship, and even to make some or all of the underwear in the game invisible. The outer clothes, too, if you want. Customize each character's body to your specifications if you'd like. I do all of this stuff. ok have fun with that???
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loquacius posted:Mementos goon When you see your gf next, dump them all into a big bowl of Diet Coke, and watch the fun!
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Apr 28, 2017 18:31
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used condoms + darkness = STANK, she had to wash them out.
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Apr 28, 2017 19:02
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I mean, who here doesn't boil their lucky condom before putting it back into their wallet?
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Anthony Hopkins posted:I recently found out my girlfriend has a box of mementos from past relationships. That's weird but not serial killer weird. Given that you're getting pussy, might as well stay in the bus to see how the ride ends. Melvin posted:Senran Kagura is a Japanese game series about teen girls with giant boobs who are also ninjas. They get in fights and learn the meaning of friendship, and as they fight their clothes come off. Hey remember what you said about not being a 300lb computer-science virgin? Say that again, only without the word 'not'.
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wernox posted:used condoms + darkness = STANK, she had to wash them out. maybe she spermjacked every partner. the numbers are the swiss sperm bank deposit box #s
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maskenfreiheit posted:maybe she spermjacked every partner. the numbers are the swiss sperm bank deposit box #s This is funny to me because of the "number of orgasms" hypothesis "holy poo poo this guy from 2012 made her cum 1980275392 times! I can't measure up to that!"
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