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The BBC article is very informative and funny, but now I feel bad for the Bahamas. "Meanwhile, the Bahamas Ministry of Tourism has apologised to festival-goers on behalf of the nation." It's not the Bahamas' fault! They shouldn't have to say sorry.
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Dongattack posted:Oh my god, loving end yourself please
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:02 |
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jk I don't hope they die, but I do hope the locals made off with their luggage.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:04 |
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Korranus posted:Were the sandwiches made at least of organic cheese sustainably produced by local artisans? Nah, they were all Krafted by idiots.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:04 |
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Has anyone made a "Who let the dogs out?" joke yet? Because JaRule, Blink-182 and the Bahamas.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:07 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:jk I don't hope they die, but I do hope the locals made off with their luggage. Hope it doubled the gdp of the place overnight.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:07 |
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Dongattack posted:Oh my god, loving end yourself please does anyone know if the fyre festival took place under a full moon? those poor rich kids might get eaten by werewolves!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:09 |
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Kinda surprised there is no Michelle Obama spoof pic with #BringbackourFyreFestivalers. Posted to @USEmbassyNassau.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:09 |
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I'm upset that Ja Rule didn't host the festival in the woods because next time I could warn people by saying "Only you can prevent forest Fyres"
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:11 |
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It was the closest thing to a war I've seen, and I've been to a Sephora clearance sale!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:13 |
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It's not like we're just spoiled rich kids who can't handle camping *given tents, cheap sandwiches and food, left outside after dark* It was a warzone...
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:12 |
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iospace posted:Nah, they were all Krafted by idiots. Can't graft the Kraft
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:12 |
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTazMzIhkVG/ Do NOT enter the "RED HOUSE". All who enter the "RED HOUSE" will be considered lost.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:13 |
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bend it like baked ham posted:It was truly the worst 27 hours of my life. quote:"They had instructed us not to bring any cash with us. Everything was inclusive and we had bands where we put money. But without cash, it was a huge problem. JIZZ DENOUEMENT fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Apr 28, 2017 |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:14 |
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Get exhumed in the Exumas
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:14 |
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Splicer posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/BTazMzIhkVG/
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:15 |
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Sir Tonk posted:This is the best thing to happen to the planet since Jonestown. Well... I can think of one way it could have been better.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:16 |
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Splicer posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/BTazMzIhkVG/ Refunded with what money? Either this was a giant ripoff or there won't be money to refund with. It's not like you can book a jets, hundreds of tent and staff and just call the charter company up and be like oops, we don't need all those jets after all, could you just go ahead and issue us a full refund?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:17 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:Well, I don't know how this could have gone wrong. They spent almost two whole weeks planning the thing. hahahahaha
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:19 |
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https://twitter.com/kaijubushi/status/858005512578887680 This loving ruled. The whole thread in this tweet is loving gold. Lord Ja looked out upon the beach at sunset, skulls bobbing in the gentle waves, his masterpiece. He whispered to the wind: "So much pain."
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:18 |
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My god, is this our generation's Vietnam?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:18 |
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This is inhumane. Even Nazi Germany would have let the jews recharge their phones, if cell phones existed back then
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:18 |
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Drinking patron off titties I love life
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:21 |
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It's a warzone
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:21 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Drinking patron off titties I love life My god, is this our generation's Vietman?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:20 |
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War... has changed
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:23 |
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Dongattack posted:It's a warzone They don't even have water. All they have is free alcohol. I can't imagine how much trauma they all are going through right now, stranded on a resort island beach in the Bahamas with an unlimited supply of free booze.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:23 |
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Maya Fey posted:War... has changed
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:24 |
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quote:Go with them, don't be a bigot. You can trust them turn off the TV posted:stranded on a resort island beach in the Bahamas with an unlimited supply of free booze. BRB, calling my producer. THis is reality TV show gold.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:23 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Drinking patron off titties I love life How do you even drink Patron off titties? It sound really difficult and like a really terrible way to get drunk.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:24 |
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steinrokkan posted:wtf is the deal with instagram
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:26 |
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It's pretty telling that his phone autocorrected "front" to "frat".
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:28 |
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I work in marketing and an Instagram "influencer" commanded $6,000 minimum for one photo with a product. A Twitch streamer who only played GTA V who had a loving manager demanded $10,000 to show our logo on screen. I laughed in both of their faces and I hope all of these people eat each other on this island.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:27 |
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Maya Fey posted:War... has changed lol
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:28 |
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Uphold Marxism-Leninism-Ja Rulist thought.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:32 |
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Maya Fey posted:War... has changed
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:32 |
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https://twitter.com/Ruleyork/status/858025172942675968
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:34 |
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Most people only dream of making rich people pay to go to a gulag.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:34 |
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The rich kids who stole the booze and decided to party regardless are alright in my book. Party on, dudes. Party on.
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