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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

The BBC article is very informative and funny, but now I feel bad for the Bahamas.

"Meanwhile, the Bahamas Ministry of Tourism has apologised to festival-goers on behalf of the nation."

It's not the Bahamas' fault! They shouldn't have to say sorry.

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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Dongattack posted:

Oh my god, loving end yourself please :negative:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
jk I don't hope they die, but I do hope the locals made off with their luggage.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Korranus posted:

Were the sandwiches made at least of organic cheese sustainably produced by local artisans?

Nah, they were all Krafted by idiots.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Has anyone made a "Who let the dogs out?" joke yet? Because JaRule, Blink-182 and the Bahamas.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

jk I don't hope they die, but I do hope the locals made off with their luggage.

Hope it doubled the gdp of the place overnight.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Dongattack posted:

Oh my god, loving end yourself please :negative:

does anyone know if the fyre festival took place under a full moon? those poor rich kids might get eaten by werewolves!

Lead Psychiatry
Dec 22, 2004

I wonder if a soldier ever does mend a bullet hole in his coat?
Kinda surprised there is no Michelle Obama spoof pic with #BringbackourFyreFestivalers. Posted to @USEmbassyNassau.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I'm upset that Ja Rule didn't host the festival in the woods because next time I could warn people by saying "Only you can prevent forest Fyres"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
It was the closest thing to a war I've seen, and I've been to a Sephora clearance sale!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

It's not like we're just spoiled rich kids who can't handle camping

*given tents, cheap sandwiches and food, left outside after dark*

It was a warzone...

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

iospace posted:

Nah, they were all Krafted by idiots.

Can't graft the Kraft

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTazMzIhkVG/

Do NOT enter the "RED HOUSE". All who enter the "RED HOUSE" will be considered lost.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
lmaooooo

quote:

"They had instructed us not to bring any cash with us. Everything was inclusive and we had bands where we put money. But without cash, it was a huge problem.

"There are still people there that can't leave whose passports are missing, their things got robbed and they have no way of contacting anyone or charge their phones.
lol don't bring money now you're trapped!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Apr 28, 2017

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Get exhumed in the Exumas

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Splicer posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTazMzIhkVG/

Do NOT enter the "RED HOUSE". All who enter the "RED HOUSE" will be considered lost.
Looking forward to the second annual Fyre Festival.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Another story!

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857792330006482949

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857793246621073408

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857795182326161411

it's arguable


https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857928912139145216

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857940148423622656

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857970927824506880

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857975612371333120

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857999878303219714

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Sir Tonk posted:

This is the best thing to happen to the planet since Jonestown.

Well... I can think of one way it could have been better.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Splicer posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTazMzIhkVG/

Do NOT enter the "RED HOUSE". All who enter the "RED HOUSE" will be considered lost.

Refunded with what money? Either this was a giant ripoff or there won't be money to refund with. It's not like you can book a jets, hundreds of tent and staff and just call the charter company up and be like oops, we don't need all those jets after all, could you just go ahead and issue us a full refund?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Extra Large Marge posted:

Well, I don't know how this could have gone wrong. They spent almost two whole weeks planning the thing.

hahahahaha

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
https://twitter.com/kaijubushi/status/858005512578887680

This loving ruled. The whole thread in this tweet is loving gold.


Lord Ja looked out upon the beach at sunset, skulls bobbing in the gentle waves, his masterpiece. He whispered to the wind:
"So much pain."

:perfect:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


My god, is this our generation's Vietnam?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
This is inhumane. Even Nazi Germany would have let the jews recharge their phones, if cell phones existed back then

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Drinking patron off titties I love life

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

It's a warzone :negative:

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Drinking patron off titties I love life

My god, is this our generation's Vietman?

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


War... has changed

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Dongattack posted:

It's a warzone :negative:

They don't even have water. All they have is free alcohol.

I can't imagine how much trauma they all are going through right now, stranded on a resort island beach in the Bahamas with an unlimited supply of free booze.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Maya Fey posted:

War... has changed

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

quote:

Go with them, don't be a bigot. You can trust them


turn off the TV posted:

stranded on a resort island beach in the Bahamas with an unlimited supply of free booze.

BRB, calling my producer. THis is reality TV show gold.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Drinking patron off titties I love life

How do you even drink Patron off titties? It sound really difficult and like a really terrible way to get drunk.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

steinrokkan posted:

wtf is the deal with instagram

it seems so retarded

why am i so old
this post speaks to me

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
It's pretty telling that his phone autocorrected "front" to "frat".

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I work in marketing and an Instagram "influencer" commanded $6,000 minimum for one photo with a product. A Twitch streamer who only played GTA V who had a loving manager demanded $10,000 to show our logo on screen. I laughed in both of their faces and I hope all of these people eat each other on this island.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Maya Fey posted:

War... has changed

lol

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Uphold Marxism-Leninism-Ja Rulist thought.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Maya Fey posted:

War... has changed

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Most people only dream of making rich people pay to go to a gulag.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
The rich kids who stole the booze and decided to party regardless are alright in my book.

Party on, dudes. Party on.

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