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Barudak posted:I believe in positive reinforcement so you done good, kid. an hour? AN HOUR?
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Elsa posted:an hour? AN HOUR? I had drinks in front of me so it wasn't a total waste
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:42 |
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hey man it sounds like you had experiences where some dude thought he could just ignore your presence. and women who let them. I don't go out unless we've already messed around, and that pretty much takes care of the choice she has to make between you and decide who's more likely to put out. that's all it is. have you solved this issue? I tend to just be overt and admit I want to touch them. takes the guesswork out of it.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:57 |
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yeah it felt weird typing that but I don't care
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:05 |
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Elsa posted:hey man it sounds like you had experiences where some dude thought he could just ignore your presence. and women who let them. I don't go out unless we've already messed around, and that pretty much takes care of the choice she has to make between you and decide who's more likely to put out. that's all it is. have you solved this issue? I tend to just be overt and admit I want to touch them. takes the guesswork out of it. This happened maybe 15 years ago and the girl I went out with that night was someone I knew for a while, and she asked me to go out to the bars one night. It was one of those deals where if anything sexual would happen that would be cool, but if not, that was cool too but I wasn't going to be her loving chauffer pissboy all night.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:09 |
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Oh boy have I had some bad internet dates. But going back to 1994 I started helping out a buddy with his karaoke gig, just helping him setup and tear down but I also got to drink all night for half price. Eventually the same people start showing up every week and we all become friendly. I had a crush on this girl, Stacy, pretty hard and I gave her my pager number and told her to beep me sometime if she wanted to come see my band practice (holy poo poo I was lame). I had also made friends with this guy, Eric, who was a pretty good guitar player and we started hanging out. Once day I'm at his house and get a page from some number I'd never seen before. I call and it's Stacy. I pretend like I'm cool and make small talk. Stacy then says that she'd love to hang out sometime and how we should go out on a double date with Eric and her friend, Jane. I'm loving floored. I ask Stacy to hold on while I ask Eric if he down for it. He briefly looked up at me and said, "Yeah ,sure,whatever". The night before the date I called Eric to remind him of where and when to meet. "Yeah man, I'll be there". If it matters the place we were meeting was some bowling alley bar where a friend of Stacy and Jane ran karaoke. So I show up right on time and sit down at the table with the girls. "Hello ladies how are y....." "Where's Eric?" "Oh he should be there soon. I talked to him last night an....." "Are you sure he's coming?" "Yeah. He said he would" Jane huffs and walks to the bar. Stacy looks confused yet panicked at the same time. We make small talk and she perks up a bit when I buy us all a pitcher. 15 minutes later, Eric is nowhere to be found. They ask me to page him which I do. He never calls back. We sit making idle chit-chat while people loudly sing off key renditions of songs by Reba McEntire, Tim McGraw and The Judds. Jane is getting pissed, Stacy's fake smile is starting to fade. They ask me to call Eric's house and I do; no answer just the machine. An hour later and still no Eric. Obviously he stood us up so girls decide they want to go elsewhere and I ask Stacy if she'd like to accompany me to get a bit to eat which she agrees. There is a long, awkward walk to my car. As I'm unlocking my door and getting in, I can see the girls having a very quiet, just stern conversation. As I lean over to unlock the passenger side door for Stacy, she leans in the window and says, "Actually do you mind if I just go with Jane? It was great seeing you." and walks off. I then drove over my some other friends house to hang out. I was going to really lay into Eric for not showing up but then I realized the only reason Stacy asked me out, and I confirmed this later through another friend, was to get Eric on a date with Jane. I have no idea why Jane couldn't ask Eric out on her own but....*shurg* Stacy ended up dating some other karaoke guy who knocked her up and then left her to go to some karate school in Japan. Eric claims to have seen BigFoot at some Indiana state park in 2002 and appears on really low budget podcasts to discuss his encounter. Bonzo fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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the world of karaoke is harsh and raw
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:40 |
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Not everyone can just sing their way out of the ghetto.
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Bonzo posted:karoakekarate I read that first part as you were helping out your buddy at his karate gig, then thought that was silly. Then karate made a surprise appearance anyway!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:12 |
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I read it as karaoke school and started laughing.
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Radical and BADical! posted:it's really hard to type out in a way that makes sense so i'll cliff's notes it Wait, so was the joke the date? It sounds like it went ok. Not to dismiss your pain or whatever, but except for being embarassed about how dumb Lindsay was, nothing about this seems out of the norm.
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:Wait, so was the joke the date? It sounds like it went ok. Not to dismiss your pain or whatever, but except for being embarassed about how dumb Lindsay was, nothing about this seems out of the norm. Yeah, I couldn't figure out the end and why it was a "joke" with Melanie rather than her being a little insensitive telling him about laughing with Lindsay about how her date ended. It's like he owned himself by just giving up on Melanie even though she seemed into him regardless?
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Obsurveyor posted:Yeah, I couldn't figure out the end and why it was a "joke" with Melanie rather than her being a little insensitive telling him about laughing with Lindsay about how her date ended. It's like he owned himself by just giving up on Melanie even though she seemed into him regardless? Yeah. Just seems like it was a regular date and then Lindsay was like "oh that's funny I dated him once and it ended weird haha" and Melanie was like "yeah that is weird haha" and they both had a laugh and moved on while Radical took it very, very personally.
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 04:05 |
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Most women know they can rock a dude's world by loving like a porn star. They might even see it as a challenge to be the craziest gently caress a dude has ever had. What stops them is knowing a dude will follow them around like a puppy. And that just feels bad no matter how secure you are. It's irresponsible, even. Girl A could've gotten into girl B's ear and told her this dude will helplessly latch onto her after sex. Yeah it's the your awful dates thread but I think we're witnessing a self-reported own.
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 04:33 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:This happened maybe 15 years ago and the girl I went out with that night was someone I knew for a while, and she asked me to go out to the bars one night. It was one of those deals where if anything sexual would happen that would be cool, but if not, that was cool too but I wasn't going to be her loving chauffer pissboy all night. Yeah but basically she wanted something sexual and cool and found someone who was more likely to be sexual and cool that night. It's just a running theme in your posts so I'm wondering if you've found a steady partner now which is the better outcome, or you're still looking and holding yourself to a three date rule. When we see a person we'd like to gently caress and then our conscience says "let's see if we can get her out on three dates to proceed with coitus" that's pretty much social programming. There was another post in this thread about getting blown 10 minutes after meeting someone and that's basically the ideal outcome when someone is DTF. But maybe you've found someone who sees things your way and needs the social validation of having taken it slow before hooking up.
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 05:08 |
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About 5 days after the Dark Knight theatre shooting I went out on a first date with someone who happened to be American (I live in Australia), and the last quarter of the date was a completely unprompted (I did not say a word about the shootings or about gun control in general) diatribe about how despite how horrible and judgemental other countries are being about America there should NEVER be increased gun control and ARE FREEDUMS and how DARE anyone suggest that the seppos should tone it down on the firearms availability side of things, they DON'T UNDERSTAND. It was super awkward. There was also the random hookup who near-verbatim said "If you don't want to I don't mind, but if you'd like to piss on my oval office I'm cool with it."
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Breetai posted:About 5 days after the Dark Knight theatre shooting I went out on a first date with someone who happened to be American (I live in Australia), and the last quarter of the date was a completely unprompted (I did not say a word about the shootings or about gun control in general) diatribe about how despite how horrible and judgemental other countries are being about America there should NEVER be increased gun control and ARE FREEDUMS and how DARE anyone suggest that the seppos should tone it down on the firearms availability side of things, they DON'T UNDERSTAND. well did you get laid in story A and did you piss on her oval office in story B and let her be cool with it
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 05:46 |
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story B makes me jealous
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Elsa posted:story B makes me jealous
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 05:50 |
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I've never done that I would piss alll ooover that oval office just to post in some future SA thread that I did
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 05:57 |
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Just lol if your immediate reaction to a strange sexual request is anything but "will this make a good post???"
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 05:57 |
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Friend of mine has crazy charisma and he'd somehow convince women to do anal on the first date, just so he could tell us about it.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Friend of mine has crazy charisma and he'd somehow convince women to do anal on the first date, just so he could tell us about it. protip: she's done anal before and sometimes it's about feeling like a dirty ho
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 06:38 |
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He also has a 10" cock. He had his bosses daughter sitting in his lap once, as the boss pissed him off. Everybody knew what that meant. He's getting married soon to a girl he described as having the most cavernous rear end. It's... touching in a way. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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Elsa posted:Yeah but basically she wanted something sexual and cool and found someone who was more likely to be sexual and cool that night. It's just a running theme in your posts so I'm wondering if you've found a steady partner now which is the better outcome, or you're still looking and holding yourself to a three date rule. Yeah I been married for about 13 years now. There were times where I was the sexy and cool guy to other girls as well, I've been with a girl who called up a guy that was completely in love with her to get him to buy us beer. I felt bad for the guy, taking the beer he bought from him and getting into my car with the girl he was nutty over, knowing I was going to plow her in an hour or so. The real lovely part was, I dropped her off at his place after we were done. When I say we, I meant myself and a friend of mine who hosed her a little while after I did.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:He also has a 10" cock. He had his bosses daughter sitting in his lap once, as the boss pissed him off. your friend sounds like a bullshitter cuz it's hard gettin a 10 inch dick up your rear end unless you're some anal aficionado He'd have to spend half the date lubing up their assholes and inching it in
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I friend dated one of his exes, and knew another, he absolutely is obsessed with anal. Chicks absolutely dig him. I don't think he whacked the whole thing up there, no. He sincerely told us the girl he's marrying is the only one who can take it all. E - anal aficionado GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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now go upstairs and prep the Bull
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Yeah I been married for about 13 years now. There were times where I was the sexy and cool guy to other girls as well, I've been with a girl who called up a guy that was completely in love with her to get him to buy us beer. I felt bad for the guy, taking the beer he bought from him and getting into my car with the girl he was nutty over, knowing I was going to plow her in an hour or so. The real lovely part was, I dropped her off at his place after we were done. When I say we, I meant myself and a friend of mine who hosed her a little while after I did. mah man
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Fartbox posted:your friend sounds like a bullshitter cuz it's hard gettin a 10 inch dick up your rear end unless you're some anal aficionado I'll take your word for it. I've never had a man digging around my guts with a ten inch dick so
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 08:35 |
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Worst date I ever had took a phone call in the thick of things and sat in the corner bottomless whispering into her phone "I didn't go out tonight I promise! Goodnight I love you" She was such a sweet girl I can't believe she'd be so rude to take a phone call in the middle of everything while we were just talking
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 08:48 |
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You gotta touch their heart. (With a 24 inch penis)
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 09:30 |
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Guys obsessed with anal are always trash.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Went out with an autistic girl. Cute, half-Korean half-Irish, all-american. Freckles. I think the word "autistic" tells you all you really need to know about how it went. he was out of your league?
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 11:45 |
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Pick posted:Guys obsessed with anal are always trash. way to be homophobic
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 11:51 |
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Pick posted:Guys obsessed with anal are always trash. He's one of god's own prototypes.
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Breetai posted:There was also the random hookup who near-verbatim said "If you don't want to I don't mind, but if you'd like to piss on my oval office I'm cool with it."
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Slugworth posted:I don't get pee shy in normal situations like public bathrooms and what-not, but I reckon I wouldn't be able to pee directly on another human person. I would require a bunch of lovely beer and a seething hatred of the person i think.
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Obsurveyor posted:Yeah, I couldn't figure out the end and why it was a "joke" with Melanie rather than her being a little insensitive telling him about laughing with Lindsay about how her date ended. It's like he owned himself by just giving up on Melanie even though she seemed into him regardless? Chill Nazi Frog posted:Yeah. Just seems like it was a regular date and then Lindsay was like "oh that's funny I dated him once and it ended weird haha" and Melanie was like "yeah that is weird haha" and they both had a laugh and moved on while Radical took it very, very personally. That's the whole point. I can't figure out if it was harmless or not because I never got their side of the situation. It could have just been a joke. However, one thing to poke holes in your shading of the situation is I didn't give up on Melanie. I messaged her when she got back from her trip as she directed me to do and she ghosted me. Also, I'm pretty sure I didn't mention this before (it's a ten year old memory so you'll have to forgive me) that they knew each other prior to me having been on a date with either of them. They both taught in the language department at the same loving university. They already had a working relationship and it is likely that this was pre-meditated, and the fact that Melanie immediately ghosted me after telling me to message her doesn't look good for your hypothesis. And yeah, if someone lied to you about being interested in you and manipulated you into going on a fake date before laughing at you and ghosting you, you'd take it kinda loving personally too.
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