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Qrr
Aug 14, 2015


Cyouni posted:

I continue to be amazed at the depth of Battler's incompetence. How the hell did he manage to trap himself inside his own closed room? That takes impressive levels of skill.

I think the key to that is probably the question of why he's plural. Why is Battler by himself "all of you"?

Also I share people's opinion that this is getting annoying. We just got through a whole episode of Bern/Sue bullshit and Battler finally achieved a victory. And then this episode starts and nope, Battler lost again, surprise! Feh.

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Cyouni
Sep 30, 2014

without love it cannot be seen
If there's complete victory/defeat before the 8th episode, the game can't continue. So this defeat is both merely a temporary setback and foreseeable, as Battler stomping over his unresisting opponents for three episodes would be amusing, but quite boring. So I don't know why people are so up in arms about a result that should be unsurprising.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

Cyouni posted:

If there's complete victory/defeat before the 8th episode, the game can't continue. So this defeat is both merely a temporary setback and foreseeable, as Battler stomping over his unresisting opponents for three episodes would be amusing, but quite boring. So I don't know why people are so up in arms about a result that should be unsurprising.

I was gonna say "another stalemate", but that already happened. In fact, I think this is the logical conclusion to Battler taking over the game: he sucks at it. At first. He's learning as he goes, that being GM takes a lot of effort.

Qrr
Aug 14, 2015


Cyouni posted:

If there's complete victory/defeat before the 8th episode, the game can't continue. So this defeat is both merely a temporary setback and foreseeable, as Battler stomping over his unresisting opponents for three episodes would be amusing, but quite boring. So I don't know why people are so up in arms about a result that should be unsurprising.



There are things between "Battler stomping over his unresisting opponents" and "Battler is trapped and about to lose everything he gained 5 minutes ago". I would prefer those.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Qrr posted:

There are things between "Battler stomping over his unresisting opponents" and "Battler is trapped and about to lose everything he gained 5 minutes ago". I would prefer those.

When you're dealing with "witches," life comes at you fast.

Quinn2win
Nov 9, 2011

Foolish child of man...
After reading all this,
do you still not understand?
The Profiles page has been updated.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Well, while Battler is busy failing, time for me the flesh out my mystery solving. My goal here is to lay out a sollution to the How Dunnit of the first 4 episodes, using as few co-conspirators as possible. Here goes.

Major assumption: Kanon is the main culprit, and previously solved the Epitaph and knows where the gold is located.
Supported stipulation: Kumasawa and Nanjo have been paid-off to assist, via payments sent to their next-of-kin
Minor Detail: The culprit has some sort of red paint that is either actually blood, or close enough to blood that if could fool an untrained observer. I shall call this substance Blud for short.

Episode 1
First Twilight: Easy. Kanon discovers the bodies, had all night to kill them and dump them in the shed, has two people to help move the bodies.
Second Twilight: The door was never chained. Kanon simply pretends that it is while Genji is around. While Genji is fetching Natsushi, Kanon gets Kumasawa and they dump Kinzo's body in the furnace, then return to paint the magic circle and cut the chain from the inside with bolt cutters that had already been prepared. Since we only get Kanon's PoV on these events, we cannot assume what we were shown actually happened.
Foruth Twilight: Kanon runs into the boiler room with Kumasawa, dips the paperweight in the bottle of Blud from before, then pours the rest on the floor and lays down face-first in the puddle. Battler arrives, sees Kanon face-down in what he assumes is blood, then runs after a shadow Natsushi thinks she saw. While Battler and Natsushi are in the courtyard, Nanjor and Kumasaw move Kanon to the servants room. Nanjo declares Kanon dead, and nobody questions it.
From here it's easy enough for Nanjo or Kumasawa to place the letter in the study, move to the parlor, and get shot by our Beatrice who has has had plenty of time in the servant's room to get dressed and put on her makeup in preparation for the duel with Natsushi.

Episode 2
First Twilight: Kanon-Beatrice calls the Ushiromiya adults to the chapel to show off some gold as proof that they have solved the Epitaph and are the rightful heir to Kinzo's fortune. At this time they quietly offer Rosa fat stacks of cash, enough to live comfortably with Maria forever, in exchanged for her assistance. Rosa blocks the door while Kanon-Beatrice kills the other six. This is possible because Kanon has a lightsaberKanon has combat skills, as represented by the metaphor of the lightsaber. From the time the key is given to Maria on the afternoon of the 4th, the Chapel is never locked. When Rosa is summoned on the morning of the 5th, Kanon tells her the door is locked, which is her cue to pretend that the door is locked. None of the servants actually try to open the door.
Second Twilight: Kanon stabs Jessica in the back, an act from which there is no going back. 'Kanon' has been killed and only Beatrice remains. Kumasawa's master key is used to lock the door after.
Next up, "Kanon" shows up in the kitchen with costume makeup on and tries to pin all the blame on Rosa. Nanjo and Kumasawa hand over their master keys while Nanjo pretends to operate on Kanon. Shannon is aware of the Beatrice persona, and begins to suspect that Kanon is not in the driver's seat. Realizing her cover is blown, Beatrice moves to make 5 in one go, but is prevented by Genji, and she quickly makes her escape. Ghoda is scared shitless and has no idea what's going on, Genji and Shannon are at least sympathetic enough towards Kanon/Beatrice, so they can agree that the person who attacked them wasn't Kanon. It was Beatrice. Kanon and Beatrice just happen to share a body. While they give a very unhelpful report to Rosa, Beatrice sneaks back in and moves the bodies. At some point Kanon's superb stealth techniques* (which have been established) are used to slip the keys to Rosa, who then pretends to discover them in the servant's room.
*Superb Stealth Techniques may just be a pre-arranged hiding spot
From here it's easy enough for Rosa to drop a master key out the window of the parlor while Battler is busy talking to Maria about magic, and all the closed rooms fall apart from there.

Well, that wound up taking longer than I expected as I checked at re-checked all sorts of scenes, red or otherwise, from several different updates to make sure everything lined up, but so far Genji and Shannon don't have to be in on the killings, just sympathetic to the killer and a little pissed at Rosa's accusations. I'll see if I can keep it up for the next two episodes later, but since Genji dies in the first twilight of both, he's looking pretty clean.

(I actually put a lot of thought into Kanon would kill six people all on his own: First he takes out Eva and Krauss in a surprise attack (just like he did Nanjo and Kumasawa) and then gets Kyrie (with no Genji to rescue her) before the shock has passed. Rudolf and Hideyoshi would try to put up a fight, but unarmed they would ultimately lose. Natsushi isn't even a factor.)

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

ZiegeDame posted:


(I actually put a lot of thought into Kanon would kill six people all on his own: First he takes out Eva and Krauss in a surprise attack (just like he did Nanjo and Kumasawa) and then gets Kyrie (with no Genji to rescue her) before the shock has passed. Rudolf and Hideyoshi would try to put up a fight, but unarmed they would ultimately lose. Natsushi isn't even a factor.)

I would just assume he brought a gun.

Cyouni
Sep 30, 2014

without love it cannot be seen
My running assumption so far is that sleeping drugs are involved. I really should have been more alert to if those were mentioned in updates with Nanjo.

I'm pretty sure that the Beatrice conspiracy is intersecting in some way with an Eva/Rudolf/Rosa and group conspiracy, but I'm unsure exactly how it's working out right now.

Cyouni fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Apr 29, 2017

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

Cyouni posted:

I'm pretty sure that the Beatrice conspiracy is intersecting in some way with an Eva/Rudolf/Rosa and group conspiracy, but I'm unsure exactly how it's working out right now.

I'd wager the answer to that question is "not very well", considering their abysmal survival rate.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
he's doing the sun/north wind act. Wait until Battler gets smug and go FURUKO ERIKAAAAAAA

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

ZiegeDame posted:

From here it's easy enough for Rosa to drop a master key out the window of the parlor while Battler is busy talking to Maria about magic, and all the closed rooms fall apart from there.

From EP4 ????:

"And that theory about borrowing the master key from Rosa for Natsuhi's room is also worthless! After the master keys came into Rosa's control, never did any of them leave her hands! Except for the time when she lent one to Battler to unlock Natsuhi's room. I can keep on going, but just taking a quick look at them turns out like this, get it?"

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Well poo poo. Wish there was just a red text master list somewhere so I wouldn't have to open like 5 tabs to find all the relevant bits. Gonna have to think on that last room some more. It was definitely locked, since Battler personally unlocked it. Hmmm...

Is there any red saying anything about the possibility of someone hiding in Natsushi's room? Battler stares into Shannon's gaping wound, but doesn't make a through search of the room, and unlike his normal routine of covering all the bases in arguments, he just sorta gives up in despair once Beatrice declares the parlor and Natsushi's rooms to be Closed Rooms. The culprit could have hid under the bed or in the closet, and waited for everyone to leave. From there they can unlock the room from the inside or climb out the window. Meanwhile, the only thing suspicious about the parlor is the letter, and Rosa could have planted that while she was "searching" either before or after the big corpse extravaganza.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

ZiegeDame posted:

Well poo poo. Wish there was just a red text master list somewhere so I wouldn't have to open like 5 tabs to find all the relevant bits.
I could probably come up with something at some point.

ZiegeDame posted:

Is there any red saying anything about the possibility of someone hiding in Natsushi's room?

No explicit denial of anyone hiding there, but Beatrice says the following in red: "Natsuhi's room was exactly the same, just like usual! [...] There is no fraud or trick, there is no means of secret passage and no hidden place! [...] The definition of a closed room is the same as always!"

Battler didn't explicitly search the room, but he was the detective, for what you think that's worth. You're free to argue that the definition of a closed room doesn't include people not hiding inside, but remember what happened when Battler tried to pull that earlier in the episode?

Cyouni
Sep 30, 2014

without love it cannot be seen

tiistai posted:

I could probably come up with something at some point.


No explicit denial of anyone hiding there, but Beatrice says the following in red: "Natsuhi's room was exactly the same, just like usual! [...] There is no fraud or trick, there is no means of secret passage and no hidden place! [...] The definition of a closed room is the same as always!"

Battler didn't explicitly search the room, but he was the detective, for what you think that's worth. You're free to argue that the definition of a closed room doesn't include people not hiding inside, but remember what happened when Battler tried to pull that earlier in the episode?

Well let's see.

"Indeed. The term 'closed room' refers to a room where the inside and the outside are completely cut off from each other. Naturally, it will be impossible to even affect things across that boundary line, much less enter or escape across it. This includes an all-inclusive denial of the existence of hidden doors, as well as all possibility of intervention from the outside. Henceforth, this shall be referred to as... 'Beatrice's Closed Room Definition'!"
"I refer to all types of direct intervention from the outside, such as using a fishing line or a long, thin rod. In conclusion, there are no gaps in the doors and windows through which such tricks will work."
"Very well. I'll add to this definition that interference due to radio waves and related methods of remote control shall be impossible."
"The phones are already unusable, are they not? Ah, whatever. I'll include that too. All direct and indirect methods of interfering with the inside of the closed room from the outside of the room are impossible."
"...Even though it's a closed room, it probably isn't impossible for someone to knock or call out. The closed room definition does not cover whether transmission of intent across the boundary is possible or not."

So Beatrice's definition doesn't stop people hiding inside.

In relation to that particular murder set:
Natsuhi's room was exactly the same, just like usual! The doors and the windows were locked from the inside. There is no fraud or trick, there is no means of secret passage and no hidden place! Natsuhi's own key was in George's pocket, and the inside of the room was closed off. Only the five master keys were left, and Rosa was holding all of them! And let me say this, the parlor's the same. The original key to the parlor is sealed in the servants' room. So unlocking it without the master key is impossible! The definition of a closed room is the same as always!
All of the master keys were under Rosa's control.
After the master keys came into Rosa's control, never did any of them leave her hands! Except for the time when she lent one to Battler to unlock Natsuhi's room.

Technically, this doesn't cover the key box in the servant's room, but arguably that's covered in the same way the key to the parlor is. I'd build a theory both with and without that particular key.

I don't believe there are any others I've missed. I'll probably take a proper swing at this after work tomorrow.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!

tiistai posted:

Battler didn't explicitly search the room, but he was the detective, for what you think that's worth. You're free to argue that the definition of a closed room doesn't include people not hiding inside, but remember what happened when Battler tried to pull that earlier in the episode?

Hmmm, If we take Knox's 8th to mean if Battler didn't see it then it wasn't there, someone hiding inside is right out but it also raises something else.

quote:

After Aunt Rosa finished investigating their deaths, she proclaimed that she would seal this room again, chased the rest of us out, stole back the master key she had lent me, and locked the door again. It seemed that George-aniki had been holding the original key to Aunt Natsuhi's room. She had also collected that.

Rosa finds the key to Natsushi's room, not Battler. If we take the 8th to mean that if Battler didn't find it then it wasn't there, that means the key was not in George's hand when Battler was in the room. Which means Rosa merely pretended to find it there. Beatrice killed the three in Natsushi's room, used the room key to lock up, did some finger-painting on the door, then went outside and left the key to Natsushi's room on the windowsill of the parlor. Later Rosa pockets that key under the guise of making sure all the windows are locked.

whitehelm
Apr 20, 2008

ZiegeDame posted:

Beatrice killed the three in Natsushi's room, used the room key to lock up, did some finger-painting on the door, then went outside and left the key to Natsushi's room on the windowsill of the parlor.

Natsuhi's own key was in George's pocket,

Graylien
Aug 12, 2013

Qrr posted:

I think the key to that is probably the question of why he's plural. Why is Battler by himself "all of you"?

Both piece Battler and meta Battler maybe? Battler's never died early enough for us to really see what happens to him, he's always been Golden Landed. Or maybe my theory about current Battler not being the origional personality is true, if there'a another him that knows all the horrible truths, then defeating that one as well as current repressed-everything Battler could be the aim.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!

whitehelm posted:

Natsuhi's own key was in George's pocket,

When? That statement is equally true if if the key was in George's pocket until he died, or was slipped in there by Rosa when Battler was staring at Shannon's head-hole. Feels weaselly, but the point of a closed room is that it isn't actually closed. Hmm...

Unless The killer left Shannon alone in the room with the corpse of Ghoda and her fiancee, so she locked herself inside and then killed herself in despair. By smashing her forehead into a paperweight. :sweatdrop:

Battler really didn't explore this one very thoroughly.

Cyouni
Sep 30, 2014

without love it cannot be seen

ZiegeDame posted:

When? That statement is equally true if if the key was in George's pocket until he died, or was slipped in there by Rosa when Battler was staring at Shannon's head-hole. Feels weaselly, but the point of a closed room is that it isn't actually closed. Hmm...

Unless The killer left Shannon alone in the room with the corpse of Ghoda and her fiancee, so she locked herself inside and then killed herself in despair. By smashing her forehead into a paperweight. :sweatdrop:

Battler really didn't explore this one very thoroughly.

I feel it's more along the lines of Natsuhi's room was the same as normal, but that doesn't mean that someone couldn't have hidden in a place such as the closet, which wouldn't have counted as a hidden place. The problem's also that the door was locked from the inside, which also makes most of the key tricks irrelevant.

thetruegentleman
Feb 5, 2011

You call that potato a Trump avatar?

THIS is a Trump Avatar!
Out of curiosity, why do you think that Kanon is the culprit, but that the servants aren't involved with him? If he's the culprit, then he's probably Cliff Baby, and thus would have to have been saved by the servants, as there isn't anyone else in a position to find him (the oldest servants are the most likely candidates, so Genji and Kumasawa); if that's the case, why kill them? Wouldn't they be more likely to help him, with Kinzo being dead and all?

Also, it's still possible that multiple people were *planning* murders, but only one(?) got to actually carry them out, resulting in a great deal of confusion. I don't think multiple people (at least, unrelated people) actually committed murder in blind ignorance of each-other, but that would be kinda hilarious.

Regardless, do remember that all the adults were conspiring together against Krauss and Natushi, and that's an excellent motive for at least one pair to plan on killing all the others (to hide their tracks).

thetruegentleman fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Apr 29, 2017

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
^^^ Because "Everyone was in on it" is a third-rate solution (my apologies to Dame Christie) so if I can come up with two equally valid theories, one where Genji is in on it and one where he isn't, I will choose the one that requires fewer co-conspirators. And Cliff Baby is irrelevant, if it didn't appear in EP 1-4, it isn't necessary for solving the mystery, there's plenty of motivation to kill off this lovely family without it.

e: Seriously though, resolving to take a human life is not an easy thing. It stretches credulity to assume half the the people on this island are ready to slaughter their family to get what they want. Yes, there are multiple conspiracies afoot, but shaking your brother down for money that is rightfully yours anyway is way different from bashing his face into a pulp. Even only-confirmed-murderer Natsushi committed her crime in a moment of passion and opportunity, not premeditation.

Cyouni posted:

I feel it's more along the lines of Natsuhi's room was the same as normal, but that doesn't mean that someone couldn't have hidden in a place such as the closet, which wouldn't have counted as a hidden place. The problem's also that the door was locked from the inside, which also makes most of the key tricks irrelevant.

I guess my mind just glossed over "from the inside" as referring only to the windows. If the door was also locked from the inside that means that whoever locked it was absolutely 100% still inside the room when Battler unlocked it, per Beato's definition of a closed room. Which means either The killer was still in the room when Battler unlocked it, one of the dead committed suicide after locking the door, or Gohda managed to stay alive long enough after being stabbed in the chest to lock the door after the killer left. Which would explain why his body was found face-down right in front of the door.

ZiegeDame fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Apr 29, 2017

Quinn2win
Nov 9, 2011

Foolish child of man...
After reading all this,
do you still not understand?


A sound of misfortune, strong enough to bring sadness and unease to those who heard it.

Slowly, I came back to my senses. I finally regained consciousness on top of a bed with a firm mattress... Where... was this, again...? I can't remember where this is, but I can vaguely recall... that I must not remain here.



There was a light on, but that just made the darkness and eeriness of the room more apparent. There were no curtains over the window, but it was too dark outside to see anything beyond it. If I squinted into that pitch-blackness, it felt as though I could see the witch of the forest peeking back at me from the darkness, and I averted my gaze from the window in fear. I can't see or hear it, but I get the feeling that if I leave this room, it'll be bright and warm, and someone else will be there for me. I have to get to where everyone else is right now...

Bad memories from when I was very young began to well up. Horrible, harsh memories... of when I started dozing off during a family gathering and was put to sleep in some room I didn't know. I remember waking up there, incredibly lonely and sobbing...



Now that I think about it, I don't want to stay in this room a second longer than I have to. I'm scared. It's creepy. Where is everyone? I want to get out of here right now...

I opened the door, trying to leave the room.



I couldn't actually hear them, but I could sense that far away, people were enjoying themselves. I'm sure everyone's gathered in the room across from this one. I've been shut up in this lonely, creepy room... all alone. I should go, quickly.



BGM: Eternal Chains

...The chain had been set. I've always hated chain locks. You can open a normal lock just by twisting. But chain locks are built in an annoying way, and I couldn't work them easily. So I've hated them since I was very young. See? Even this chain... is causing me trouble... and I just can't get it undone.

Why is this happening? I just want to leave this creepy room right away... Just on the other side of this thin door, everything is bathed in a warm light...



The more desperate I grew, the more that unsettling darkness seemed to be closing in on my back, and the more frightened I became...

...Then, I finally noticed. There's something... wrong with this chain. Yes, there is a chain... but this isn't a chain lock. This is just a chain staked into the door so that it can't open any further...

In other words, it isn't made to be opened.



No matter what I did, no matter how much I struggled, I couldn't pull out the stake or undo the chain or break the mechanism. This door was just a demon's mouth... made to trick me into thinking it would open before crushing my hopes. Even so, if only I could just open this door somehow, I could get out into that pleasant corridor... This desire forced me to keep my hand glued to the doorknob. But it was useless. Both the chain and the stake were firm, and though they clattered about, there was no chance of them letting the door open any further. Even though I could see the pleasant hallway through the crack, I had no chance of opening the door any further. Maybe someone will come if I yell... Maybe the door can be opened easily from the outside...

When I thought this, I tried to call out to someone, but it was as though the wind had been knocked out of me. I could mouth the words 'someone, come here', but no voice left my lips. What's... going on...?! Someone, come... Why can't I cry out...?!

Help me help me help me. The mere fact that I can't say "help me" out loud is even scarier. If I turn around, the witch gazing into the room from the darkness outside... might be inside the room this time, standing right behind me... I'm frightened... I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared... Someone help me, someone help me... I can't get out... I can't get out...





BGM: Novelette



Amakusa ran his finger down my cheek. I awoke in an instant from the doze I had just been in. I glared at Amakusa for waking me up in such a creepy way, but he just played dumb.

Where... is this? It feels like the parlor in a house of some well-off person, but I have no memory of this place at all.

"..."

Where... is this...? And ...why am I ...?



"...Yeah, sorry. Where are we...?"
"Huh?"

Apparently, he hadn't expected me to forget something like that just because I wasn't fully awake yet. Oddly enough, I agreed.



BGM: None

The sound of the footsteps from the 'they' Amakusa had mentioned had come right up to the opposite side of the door. I could hear the sound of a conversation. They were probably women...

Judging by the coffee and snacks laid in front of me, I was the guest here. In that case, I'd better remember why I came here... or at least who it was I came to visit...



Who is the man standing behind me? Amakusa Juuza. The man who used to be my guard long ago. He's now the bodyguard Okonogi assigned to me. In that case, this is after Aunt Eva's death... when I've thrown off my pursuers... on that journey to find out what happened 12 years ago...?

...Really...? I do have a memory like this, don't I...?



...Oh, wonderful. Even after seeing her face, I can't remember who she is.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting. This is Hachijo Toya."

That's a relief. The maid introduced her to me first. And, I finally remembered who she was...

'She'? I was sure it was a 'he'...

"Excuse me, but you are...?"



BGM: Love Examination

"The magazines talked about your book signing event. Supposedly, a mysterious male author showed up wearing sunglasses and a mask... Never thought you'd be a woman... What's the deal?"
"...That was just a double set up by the editing department. I was the assistant standing behind him at the book signing."
"Heh, now there's a shock... I haven't read your works, but I'll bet you're more mysterious than your books are."
"My readers only pretend to read my books. They buy them just based on the name of the author and the brand and think that they've actually read them. No matter what I write in my books, they don't truly read anything. They just pretend to read so they can look smart and knowledgeable and keep up with the current fad. Am I supposed to expose myself to these people? Why indulge such trash?"
"...I see. Looks like... you really are the great Hachijo."



Hachijo Toya is a mystery novelist who's become the center of discussion lately. It seems her actual books have been highly praised, but it's her mysterious debut that's attracted so much attention towards her lately. Last year, she somehow managed to win several different awards for exceptional mystery novels offered by multiple large publishing companies, submitting each of her works under a different pen name. And after that, several highly regarded anonymous works were discovered, one after another, to have been stories she had written in the past under false names, and her popularity soared as she herself became more mysterious than her books. Despite all of this, the author herself never appeared in public, and everything about her was wrapped in a veil of secrecy.

However, just a few days ago, this author had finally made a public appearance for a book signing, showing up with a mask that covered 'his' face and drawing even more public attention... And yet, apparently even that had been a fake. Given this person's radically unconventional track record, it was hardly a surprise to hear her casually insult her fans like this.



"I'm sure you've heard nothing good."
"Yes. Nothing good at all. Apparently, you employ and then fire people on a whim, think anything can be resolved with money, and are an outlaw and a thug."
"Yep, sounds about right. Heheheh!"
"However. I happen to like intelligent people like you."
"...Is that why you agreed to meet with me?"
"Exactly. You're the only person who's managed to spot that Itouikukuro Zerogonanaroku is another pen name used by Hachijo Toya. That's actually pretty impressive..."

LPer note: Witch Hunt's translation has this name is 'Itouikukuro Reigonamu', but this turned out to be a totally incorrect reading when the voice acting was added to the PS3 version. Zerogonanaroku is the correct reading, and it literally means 'zero five seven six'.

"Itouikukuro Zerogonanaroku. It was a pretty strange pen name. However, if you match the Japanese syllables to numbers, you can read it as 11019960576."

11,019,960,576. This massive number is equal to 18 to the eighth power. 18 to the eighth. In Japanese, 'Toya no hachijo'. That's how you reach Hachijo Toya...

"Heheh, very well done. I was quite impressed. In fact, I was so impressed, I decided to let you meet me in person. Welcome to my mansion, child of man."

Her manner of speaking was extremely condescending, but, perhaps because of her elegant manner, it didn't feel particularly irritating. This person had a sort of majestic grandeur about her which made that style of speech seem almost natural. At least, that's how it felt to me. In fact, it felt almost as though this was the manifestation of some noble being, who would have no need to show herself before mere humans under normal circumstances. Since I'm not particularly a fan of hers, I guess this is proof that her mysterious charisma really is nothing to be laughed at...



BGM: Sukashiyuri

...I'm interested in Itouikukuro Zerogonanaroku, the mysterious web author who only released her works over the Internet...

Around the Japanese parts of the Internet, Itouikukuro is an extremely famous Witch Hunter. However, she isn't a big opinion leader like Professor Ootsuki. She was one of those 'message bottle Forgers', who were always the center of vigorous debate...

Message bottle Forgers are, as the name suggests, people who forge and post the contents of riddle-filled message bottles which purport to tell the story of the Rokkenjima incident. They claim to have discovered a new message bottle and post either a very close counterfeit story or a new theory with their own interpretation of the truth, claiming that it was written by Ushiromiya Maria. They openly call themselves 'Ushiromiya Maria', write up a new bizarre tale as if they had been there themselves and knew the truth, and send their stories out into the newest sea that mankind has discovered--the Internet--calling them the third or fourth message bottles...

All of the first Forgers were either simple pranksters or crooks trying to swindle collectors. However, eventually, people who claimed to have solved the riddles of the message bottles' tales and reached the 'truth' started to appear, and they started work creating third and fourth message bottles from Ushiromiya Maria, as though they had moved over to the riddle-teller's side. Since these people rewrote the tale of the witch with whatever interpretation they wanted, every once in a while, parts of their theory would gain a great amount of support on the net. Some of these 'creations' began to be so widely trusted that they were believed to contain some grain of truth. The more rigid Witch Hunters openly despised these people, calling them 'Forgers', 'Counterfeiters', or just 'Witches'. Though they claimed to have reached the truth, they refused to tell it, and created fake message bottles as though testing everyone else. It's no surprise that the serious Witch Hunters were very annoyed by these Forgers...

However, there were many people who simply liked to entertain themselves with the occult fantasy of Rokkenjima, and a small number of those accepted these creations as literary works, glad of this expansion to the mysterious tale... Of all the Forgers, Itouikukuro was the one most highly regarded.



"Is that why you came all this way? Just to say that...? I think not, final descendant of the Ushiromiya family."

In her latest forgery, 'End', she killed off seven of my relatives, at least during the actual story. No, if you count 'Alliance' and 'Banquet', the other forgeries she's made before now, then she's killed off most of my family in horrible ways, over and over again...

Of course I'd want to complain. However, all of her works are known for being, in both form and level of completion, the closest tales to those written by 'Ushiromiya Maria' herself. In particular, Itouikukuro's first forgery, 'Banquet of the Golden Witch', managed to show everything, including Ushiromiya Eva's escape to Kuwadorian. People wondered whether this might be the true story of Rokkenjima, and it even made it onto the talk shows...

So far, all of these tales have been nothing more than electronic text on the web. However, people will eventually realize that Itouikukuro is actually Hachijo Toya. When that happens, it will become the work of 'that bizarre Hachijo', and no one will think of them as mere fan creations. People will probably start wondering if this might actually be a third message bottle she found and released under the guise of a story she herself wrote. When that happens, these stories will probably seem even more bizarre and credible...

"...You are cunning, aren't you?"
"Why do you say that?"
"You're doing this to make your forgeries more mysterious and more credible."
"And what do you mean by credible?"
"Once you've gained credibility, your forgeries will rise to the level of truth."



BGM: Love Examination

"...Is that because your works are the truth, and not mere forgeries...?"
"Correct. They are the truth, so there's no need for them to rise into anything."
"You aren't Maria onee-chan. And you weren't on Rokkenjima on that day. So how can you be so absurd as to call this the truth?"
"Lady, you're getting a bit too stirred up."
"Shut up. How can you call this stirred up?"
"*giggle*..."

Ange realized that she'd let her emotions get control over her. She let out a sigh and shrugged...

"Your reason for coming here. It wasn't to yell at me for killing your family several times within my forgeries, correct...?"

Hachijo had been smiling at Ange kindly, but in a condescending manner, or else, like a mother might watch over a very small child. Ange realized this and was unable to suppress her irritation. Apparently, Amakusa could tell that Ange was getting worked up. He joked around with her for a bit so that they could start the conversation over again from the beginning.



BGM: Sukashiyuri

"...Why are you so sure that you've reached the truth...?"
"Because I've understood all of the tales."
"And I'm asking you why you're so sure about that."
"...Do you think the sun ever revolved around the earth?"

Hachijo suddenly started talking about the Ptolemaic theory. Ange was about to tell her not to answer questions with more questions, but she quickly realized what Hachijo meant.

"...Humans used to support the Ptolemaic theory. However, that theory has been disproved in the modern age. Does this mean that, at the instant the theory was denied, the sun stopped moving and the Earth started revolving around the sun?"
"...Of course not. The truth doesn't change based on what humans believe."
"It's the same with this case. If you try to deny my theory, it comes to the same thing."



However, that didn't change the fact that it was the truth. 'Despite it all, the Earth still revolved around the sun'.

"...So, you're saying the truth is still the truth whether you can prove it or not...?"
"Correct. In the future, when the full truth finally becomes known, people will look back and realize that I had already discovered it."

Apparently, Ange just couldn't stand Hachijo's attitude. She kept getting irritated, and every time, Amakusa would joke around until she settled down again. However, there could be no mistake that Hachijo was a genius and had used her extraordinary intuition to form a most interesting outlook on the events that occurred on that island... That was why Ange had wanted to contact Itouikukuro and hear about her viewpoint.

Still, she really was lucky to have been granted this meeting. Ange hadn't been absolutely sure that Itouikukuro was Hachijo Toya, she hadn't thought that the publishing company would really contact the author, and moreover, she hadn't dreamed that the mysterious masked author would grant her an interview under such short notice. The more she thought about it, the more she realized that the sum of the events leading to this meeting made for nothing short of a miracle.

...Yes. A miracle. After all, in reality, I wasn't contacted by the publishing company at all and left for Niijima the next day.



BGM: None

I left for Niijima, then I went on to Rokkenjima. Then I gave Onee-chan... Sakutarou. Huh? Why would I have Sakutarou...? ...My memory of the future... is all muddled... My head... hurts...

Hachijo said something about showing Ange something good, rose from the sofa, and headed for the study desk. When she turned her back, Amakusa asked Ange, who seemed to be troubled about something, if she was okay.



BGM: Lure

"Wha? You've been looking weird for a while now. What's going on?"
"...I can't remember how long I've been sitting here."
"Are you still sleepy?"
"That's not it. I mean, I was able to get an appointment with Professor Ootsuki, but the publishing company never got back to me about Itouikukuro, so in the end, I wasn't able to do anything today... right?"
"Huh?"
"Amakusa, you went to go get that large black bag, didn't you...?"

That's right. Just before we left for Niijima, Amakusa and I parted ways just one time. He said something about getting a weapon from an acquaintance of his, and he went to go get that large black bag. Wasn't that... today...?

What... am I talking about...? I mean, didn't I go to Niijima, meet Captain Kawabata, and, inside the bed shop... huh? What...?



BGM: At Death's Door

Did my confusion and uncertainty make me sigh out loud...? Even though Hachijo's back was to me, she slowly turned around... and smiled as though she had peered into my heart.

"N... no, it's nothing."

Strange memories... ones that even I can't understand. I tried to hide my confusion, but for some reason, Hachijo had a strange glint in her eyes, as though she could read my mind.

"I have revived and killed your family several times within various forgeries. Almost like a witch might."
"Reviving and killing them whenever you like. Endlessly. Sounds almost like Beatrice, doesn't it..."
"Yes, it does. So, please follow the lead of all those people on the web, and consider the possibility that I might be a witch."

She took a thickly-packed, brown envelope out of a locked drawer. It appeared to be filled to the brim with printer paper. Perhaps this was a manuscript for one of her works. And, the neat letters written with a fountain pen on the envelope... spelled out the word 'Dawn'. There is no forgery by the name of Dawn. Which... must mean...

...Ange could tell. This was a new one. Hachijo's newest, unreleased forgery...



"For one such as I, who knows everything, everything is boring. However, I don't dislike letting the ignorant read my works to see what kind of reaction they have. And so, I want you to read it."
"...You want me to read your newest work, which you've created as the new Endless Witch?"
"Correct, child of man. Whether you resent it or admire it, you can help me forget my illness for a time."



BGM: None

Yes, I did try to contact Hachijo Toya. However, in the end, I never got a chance to meet her. In other words, all of this is a falsehood.

"Whose piece am I this time? Sorry, but if you think you can tame Ushiromiya Ange so easily, you're making a big mistake."
"...Pfft. *giggle*giggle*... Yes, I hoped you'd be this interesting. Eheheheheheheheheheheh..."

She finally couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing... Gradually, the space around them seemed to be filled with a strange purple mist... The room itself seemed to twist and bend...

Her figure also twisted, and, after something that couldn't be described elapsed, her form changed to become just what she had called herself... a witch.



BGM: A Single Moment

"...It seems I'm the type that witches just love to cling to. All of you have that same condescending tone towards humans. I figured you were a witch right away."

The novelist sitting on the sofa was nowhere to be seen. Even Ange's bodyguard, who was supposed to be around at times like this, was gone. There was only a nonhuman figure relaxing in a large, ornate rocking chair.

"I find you to be truly interesting, child of man. Your charming nature is the perfect thing to alleviate my boredom."
"Yeah, well, I don't see anything charming about this. Why am I alive? Wasn't I killed in a pretty nasty way for breaking the rule about revealing my name...?"

Well, I did doubt that those people would just let me go so easily. What kind of farce will I be forced to go along with this time? I really don't care. I'll just do whatever I can within the bounds of the role they give me... whatever I can to help Onii-chan.

Of course, I understand. Even if he wins, he'll never come back to 'me'.

"Even so, I'll struggle on. I'll make sure Onii-chan comes back to the 'me' of that day."
"No need to lose your temper. I am not asking you to be a piece..."
"Then why did you summon me here? Don't tell me you want me to read this new story or whatever it is you've written."
"That's it exactly. I do not want you to be my piece. I have always been a mere observer, and I have no intention of sticking my neck into their game..."
"...I don't get it. What is it you want from me?"



"An observer...? I don't really know what you mean, but no deal."
"In the past, I observed the Fragments through Battler's eyes. However, now that he has succeeded the position of Game Master, he is not a suitable observer. I am following this tale with true and earnest intentions. It would be such a waste to observe it through the eyes of Battler as he is now, like reading a detective novel backwards..."
"...Onii-chan is the Game Master?? What on Earth are you talking about?"
"Of course you don't know. You want to know, don't you? I too wish to know something. What kind of tale will Battler weave now that he has taken the position of Game Master? Furthermore, I wish to search for the truth Battler reached as part of my own mental journey. My illness affects me gravely. If I do not think, I cannot even keep my heart beating..."
"...So, you want me to read your new picture book aloud to you...?"
"You might as well interpret it that way. In exchange, you will also be able to take part in your own journey of the mind. I do believe that even you have yet to reach the truth. I think you want to continue, on the journey to find that truth."
"I don't owe you anything."
"Don't push your luck. I can be lenient at times, but that is not usually the case..."
"..."



BGM: None

Though she knew that the game was little more than a toy for the witches to play with, she wanted it to resume... so that she could follow the tale and close in on the 'king' called truth...

"...I might follow the tale so that I can find the truth myself, but I have no obligation to read it aloud until the end for your sake. Understand?"

Ange was willing to read the story aloud, but she could quit any time if this witch made her mad. She was, in effect, warning the witch not to annoy her...

"Of course. You call it a picture book, but to me, it is the only medicine for a fatal illness. I cannot take that medicine without you to assist me. In other words, a mutually beneficial arrangement."
"...So, you're telling me to read you a book until you fall asleep. And in exchange, you'll let me read it too. Is that right?"
"Precisely. If you are willing to accept, I shall ask that you become my Reader for a time."
"Well, it's nice to get my own title, but all you really want me to do is read books, right?"
"Becoming my Reader means the same as becoming my familiar. In other words, what is done against you will be done against me. I will not permit anyone to disrupt my only interest, that being to read the rest of Beatrice's tale. I will not let Bernkastel, Lambdadelta, or even Beatrice force anything upon you..."

This witch, who seemed to have an almost divine quality to her, spoke both quietly and forcefully... There was no threat in her words. However, even so, it was clear that she was on a different level than Bernkastel and the other witches, and not at all to be taken lightly.



BGM: As Time Goes By

"Of course. What I want is for you to read aloud to me. I will not spare any who attempt to stand in the way of that."
"..."
"...If my attitude seems arrogant to you, allow me to apologize, child of man. It may not seem so, but I am speaking to you with the utmost respect."
"Yeah, probably. Even that witch-like style of speech... feels as though it's more respectful than anything you've said in the last few hundred years."
"When you're reading a book, do you tell it 'thank you very much' before flipping through the pages...?"
"...I guess it is like that. I understand."

Just by agreeing to have a conversation with Ange, she was showing an incredible amount of respect and willingness to compromise. Ange shrugged, but she also nodded to show her consent.



"You understand well, child of man."
"...My name's Ange. Not child of man or whatever."
"Heheheheheh. Very well. As proof of my respect for you, I will acknowledge your name."

For her, acknowledging a human's name was like acknowledging the names of all the leaves scattered across the ground. So, her acknowledging Ange's name was a miracle. No, it was immensely good fortune.

"...From this point forth, Ushiromiya Ange will serve as Reader and miko to the Witch of Theatergoing, Featherine Augustus Aurora. Until you finish reading, I shall bring calamity to all who attempt to hinder your task."

When the Witch of Theatergoing, Featherine, spoke this, Ange was wrapped in a bright light. Ange didn't feel any particular change herself, but she definitely had been given something that only nonhumans could sense. It signified that from this point forward, Ange would be attached to the Witch of Theatergoing. That didn't mean that Ange would gain some sort of special power, but at the very least, it probably meant that anyone wanting to cause her harm would first have to take on Featherine herself...

So.. she wants me to be her miko? Like a shrine maiden?

"...Your name is pretty long. Sounds like some ancient Roman person. What should I call you?"
"Those not familiar with me call me Augustus Aurora."
"...After all the respect you've shown me, it's only fitting that I respond in kind. I'll call you Featherine. Any problems?"
"None at all. For an ailing witch such as myself, even being called by my first name will be an experience to be treasured and pondered over. Child of man."
"I have a name. It's Ange."
"...Heheh. Even conversations like this are nice every once in a while. Ange, my miko."

Ange accepted her role. She would observe this tale with the Witch of Theatergoing.



lotus circle
Dec 25, 2012

Jushure Iburu
So don't worry

bman in 2288 posted:

So we've gone from trying to disprove witches to becoming a witch to disprove a fantasy in a mystery story. What's next, going full meta and acknowledging the fantasy of the story we're reading in this LP to make a point about love or something?
:getin:

Quinn2win
Nov 9, 2011

Foolish child of man...
After reading all this,
do you still not understand?
If you've been reading my non-update posts in this thread, Featherine as a character may seem awfully familiar.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I didn't get the perspective shift at first and thought they really wrote a AmaBato scene.

RedMagus
Nov 16, 2005

Male....Female...what does it matter? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!
Grimey Drawer
Tell us a story Grandmother Ange!

I at least appreciate the acknowledgement of the changing of the framing method, since as Featherine said, It'd be like reading the novel backwards to have Battler tell us what's going on now.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

For a moment, I was sure that my theory that they wouldn't have killed future Ange so soon was about to be vindicated, two episodes later.

But where it did go makes a lot of sense. Of course, the meta- of Umineko is like theatre for witches a level higher. That makes perfect sense, in an insane way.

E: Is that a specific medal she's wearing? Her clothing looks pretty Eastern, compared to everyone else (and obviously she refers to Ange as her miko), so is it a traditional Japanese medal of some kind?

CottonWolf fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Apr 29, 2017

Quinn2win
Nov 9, 2011

Foolish child of man...
After reading all this,
do you still not understand?
Profiles page updated.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Featherine does look more eastern than the others. I guess the japanese shrine might come into play now?

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Yay Ange is back! And this... person...

Are those horns?

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
I'm pretty sure you're right and she isn't dead. This is all symbolic; we need to switch to Ange eventually because everyone else actually is dead. The future is really the present and the story has been periodically lying about its point of view. She might be injured and having a bit of a hallucination, though.

It's interesting that we now know the provenance of stories 3-5 in the real world; there's some kind of web author that knows more about the mystery than ought to be the case.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

ZiegeDame posted:

Yay Ange is back! And this... person...

Are those horns?

According to the profiles page it's a "memory aid device".

E:

idonotlikepeas posted:

I'm pretty sure you're right and she isn't dead. This is all symbolic; we need to switch to Ange eventually because everyone else actually is dead. The future is really the present and the story has been periodically lying about its point of view. She might be injured and having a bit of a hallucination, though.

Unfortunately, I think I'm not right. This Ange knows about being hamburgered, which only makes sense if we hypothesise the entirety of the meta is Ange's hallucination, which seems unlikely.

Or at least, if future-Ange is still alive, I don't think this is her.

CottonWolf fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Apr 29, 2017

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Oh god are we going to have three meta layers now

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

CottonWolf posted:

Unfortunately, I think I'm not right. This Ange knows about being hamburgered, which only makes sense if we hypothesise the entirety of the meta is Ange's hallucination, which seems unlikely.

That is literally my hypothesis. Well, "hallucination" might be putting it a little strongly. Imagining, symbolic representation of her thoughts, something like that. I think i said as much partway through the last Ange chapter. It's the only way I can make the meta make sense without magic. it's a representation of the nature of stories, and it's Ange's representation of that. Battler is the central figure because he's the one she wants back most desperately. I was a bit worried when she vanished for a chapter, but her coming back here makes me feel a lot more comfortable about this, and about the canonicity of Eva as the sole survivor.

lotus circle
Dec 25, 2012

Jushure Iburu
So don't worry

Sindai posted:

Oh god are we going to have three meta layers now
There's actually a graph for all of this, but it contains spoilers so it can't be posted yet.

xxlicious
Feb 19, 2013

lotus circle posted:

There's actually a graph for all of this, but it contains spoilers so it can't be posted yet.

The thread should come up with your own graph! And then we can compare!

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Please respect the almighty origin witch of theatergoing, Featherine Augutus Aurora.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!

idonotlikepeas posted:

It's interesting that we now know the provenance of stories 3-5 in the real world; there's some kind of web author that knows more about the mystery than ought to be the case.

Confession time: my first thought on seeing Hachijo was 'hey, it's Kanon after twelve years of hair growth and hormones.'

Also, I think trying to deny the existence of the meta-world is pointless, because Bern and Lambda show Higurashi is canon, and magic is 100% real in Higurashi.

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Cyouni
Sep 30, 2014

without love it cannot be seen
Very interesting. Checking our standard Dante references:
Augustus: The Roman Emperor under whom Virgil found fame, and the one who took charge of his remains after his death.
Aurora: Roman goddess of dawn

Seems relatively fitting for Ange's new patron.


I presume this is simply another meta component that has no real reflection on the ending, and is simply there to provide a differing perspective. Otherwise, the red of I keep my promises will align badly with the "Everyone shall be revived" part of the epitaph/letter. However, considering how we've seen revival in Episode 4, that could be merely a distraction. I'll probably have to think about this more as I continue going over things.

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