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sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this

Maya Fey posted:

good news! all the good bits are available in twitter screenshot form, which is somehow more tedious to go through than reading the book

my twitter is full of lowtax

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

sofokles posted:

my twitter is full of lowtax

drat man, sorry :(

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

sofokles posted:

my twitter is full of lowtax

that's a fake lowtax, you can tell because he's not a verified account

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Just finished the book. I think it was a terrible campaign, but I'll need to get some analytics first to be sure.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


VikingSkull posted:

the converse is also true, when corporations try to shoehorn in political statements

see Pepsi stopping riots and Budweiser creating a false history of their founding

right this moment a bunch of "liberal" dipshits are rushing to the defense of the Wendy's twitter account because a comedy account called their mascot a "bitch" and ragged on them for being woke online while actively working to gently caress over their workers

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Universe Master posted:

Just finished the book. I think it was a terrible campaign, but I'll need to get some analytics first to be sure.

Here's some analytics: 306 to 232 electoral votes

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Maya Fey posted:

right this moment a bunch of "liberal" dipshits are rushing to the defense of the Wendy's twitter account because a comedy account called their mascot a "bitch" and ragged on them for being woke online while actively working to gently caress over their workers

wait, what

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Maya Fey posted:

right this moment a bunch of "liberal" dipshits are rushing to the defense of the Wendy's twitter account because a comedy account called their mascot a "bitch" and ragged on them for being woke online while actively working to gently caress over their workers

Oh my loving god. Liberals are fighting with Da Share Z0ne?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

CharlestonJew posted:

Here's some analytics: 306 to 232 electoral votes

Can we run those numbers in ads? We really don't have the budget for boots on the ground or campaign literature.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



https://twitter.com/kirashandfetish/status/857817020037038081

so of course now they're calling "da share z0ne" misogynist for calling the wendy social media account a bitch

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
But I thought the wendys social media account was run by a Nazi because they used the frog meme once

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
oh gently caress those guys

da share z0ne is second only to wint on Twitter

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Maya Fey posted:

https://twitter.com/kirashandfetish/status/857817020037038081

so of course now they're calling "da share z0ne" misogynist for calling the wendy social media account a bitch

I love the 21st century so so much

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
i don't like this word "woke" that gets banded around a lot.

woke means... aware of social injustices? it bothers me grammatically.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


woke is from AAVE i think

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

bonerjam posted:

i don't like this word "woke" that gets banded around a lot.

woke means... aware of social injustices? it bothers me grammatically.

Say it in the voice of a BA in Marketing holding 'social media guru' from Connecticut dropping AAVE at the coffeeshop to let people know how 'real' and 'street' they are

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"woke" : retweeting wendy

woke : retweeting wendy porn

ascended : paying your wendy burger with porn

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
dasharez0ne is right on the merits but Wendy's girl is an ok meme and funny account.

Maybe they should have a Heineken and discuss their differences.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Creamed Cormp posted:

"woke" : retweeting wendy

woke : retweeting wendy porn

ascended : paying your wendy burger with porn

i can endorse this

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Creamed Cormp posted:

"woke" : retweeting wendy

woke : retweeting wendy porn

ascended : paying your wendy burger with porn

galactic brain: jerking off to anime wendy

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

bonerjam posted:

i don't like this word "woke" that gets banded around a lot.

woke means... aware of social injustices? it bothers me grammatically.

english doesn't have conjugation and uses different vocabulary for different verb states

u would use awake, except its its past tense it is a thing that happened in the past. you are woke

of all the things in english to complain about

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
thats why english is cool you can completely make up vocabulary and use nouns and adjectives as verbs and not only will people completely understand the concept you are trying to convey through language they will tell you you did it wrong and are bad at english

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hillary to everyone in this thread:

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Landstander posted:

dasharez0ne is right on the merits but Wendy's girl is an ok meme and funny account.

Maybe they should have a Heineken and discuss their differences.

I'm the guy posting "Gay beer for gay people" in response to every single top comment

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

nigga crab pollock posted:

thats why english is cool you can completely make up vocabulary and use nouns and adjectives as verbs and not only will people completely understand the concept you are trying to convey through language they will tell you you did it wrong and are bad at english

idk i mean maybe it isnt legally considered bad grammar but it's triggering me okay.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

JB50 posted:

Hillary to everyone in this thread:



there are no participation trophies for losing an election hillary. you don't get "you tried!" gold stars, you are a failed candidate.

you are relegated to live forever with the dukakises and mcgoverns and adlai stevensons of the world, congrats hillary.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Creamed Cormp posted:

I'm starting to believe the few die hard SS loyalists that fought to the end to defend the Führer's bunker were more objective about why they lost than hillary's people.

It's a lot harder to rant when you're getting the poo poo shelled out of you by the Red Army.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

JB50 posted:

Hillary to everyone in this thread:



She's kind of got a point; at least she threw herself in and got her rear end kicked good and proper.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Kiryen posted:

She's kind of got a point; at least she threw herself in and got her rear end kicked good and proper.

She rigged the race every way she could and didn't think losing was a remote possibility until the last minute

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kiryen posted:

It's a lot harder to rant when you're getting the poo poo shelled out of you by the Red Army.

you are saying this as a sort of retort, but I'm seeing it as a solution...

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Kiryen posted:

She's kind of got a point; at least she threw herself in and got her rear end kicked good and proper.

It's a terrible point and not a good sign that a public servant can't take criticism from a potential voter without resorting to "if you don't like it so much well why don't you run for office?"

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
it pretty much proves that she has no charasma or wit whatsoever because even loving goons can come up with better comebacks than that poo poo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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nigga crab pollock posted:

it pretty much proves that she has no charasma or wit whatsoever because even loving goons can come up with better comebacks than that poo poo

lotta charasma and wit on display here folks. :jerkbag:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zoMpe-5ris

the highlight is the panelists telling the audience to calm down when they start cheering for trump

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

nigga crab pollock posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zoMpe-5ris

the highlight is the panelists telling the audience to calm down when they start cheering for trump

shout out to the "check out my website"

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
fact check, fact check, fact check him in real time, on my website

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
she's just so goddamn smug. with her chin in the air looking like that she's like an old rich white lady arguing with a fast food cashier that she wants three ranch cups and she's not gonna pay for them.

also has she had work done on her face?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Maybe the Democratic autopsy will provide some needed clarit-

quote:

Why won’t the DCCC release its autopsy report?

Good news: The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has prepared a thorough autopsy report about its flaws. Bad news: You can’t read it. According to Politico, the report is the long-awaited result of Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney’s investigation into the DCCC’s weaknesses, which were evident in the disaster that was the 2016 election. Those weaknesses allegedly revolve around the ways the DCCC raises and spends money but, again, who really knows:

"Only about two-dozen lawmakers showed up for the presentation, which sources described as “dense but thorough.” But members were not allowed to have copies of the report and may view it only under the watchful eyes of DCCC staff."
(from here)

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Jeb- please clap

Anderson Cooper- please don't clap

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

bonerjam posted:

she's just so goddamn smug. with her chin in the air looking like that she's like an old rich white lady arguing with a fast food cashier that she wants three ranch cups and she's not gonna pay for them.

also has she had work done on her face?

Hell-loving-yes she's had work done. Look at that mouth, and that neck. Her lower face ought to look like a can of hosed spam considering how many times she's unhinged her jaw to devour a paralyzed infant

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