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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

i liked juno


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqcn2d-KFW0&t=105s

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

itll be the best trump tweet once the sex cake doctor blames it for his death in ofice

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/jimtankersley/status/857711994832605184

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/858139904806617088

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Talking on hamburger phones with goblins

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

:popeye:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

get the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck outta here

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004


No loving way

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh-UBaIktRo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
trump is still the #1 troll in america

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Whoa that's actually p slick

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
This is amazing

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


btw where did the thread title quote come from because lmao

Sir Tonk posted:

trump is still the #1 troll in america

*murders your entire family*
lol I just totally trolled you dude, you must be so embarassed lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



america sucks

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
oh i guess it has been a thing for a while, but always to replace may day lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_Day

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

trump is still the #1 troll in america

BY far

logikv9 posted:

This is amazing

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
So we have a Loyalty Day and a National Day of Patriotic Devotion?

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

ex post facho posted:

Proclaiming May Day as Loyalty Day is just ahahahahahahahahah

Yes, let's make "celebrating obedience and oh yeah also from now on everyone is required to agree with Dear Leader's ideologies" an official thing for the history books to remember.

It's like he's following some Step-By-Step Guide To Babby's First Fascist Regime book.

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

oh i guess it has been a thing for a while, but always to replace may day lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_Day

Oh goddamnit this is way less funny now

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
edit: beaten


All Presidents do this. It was started during the Red Scare.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_Day

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


we'll see once we roll around to Indigenous People's Day

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

oh i guess it has been a thing for a while, but always to replace may day lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_Day

quote:

The holiday was first observed in 1921, during the First Red Scare.[2] It was originally called "Americanization Day,"[3] and it was intended to replace the May 1 ("May Day") celebration of the International Workers' Day,[citation needed] which commemorates the 1886 Haymarket Massacre in Chicago.[4]

This is even funnier.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
corncobbed again

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I'm the $1,000,000,000 the Trump kids save on the estate tax (except Tiffany)

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Uncle Wemus posted:

You should visit the mens room stall where that senator was soliciting gay sex there

simpler times when soliciting for anonymous sex was excused as a mondo poo poo that you had to have a wide stance

now it would just be fake news :(

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this 👏 is 👏 actually 👏 normal

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

loyalin' makes me feel good

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Augus posted:

btw where did the thread title quote come from because lmao

Reuters interview :smugdon:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

NecroMonster posted:

I wish dave brockie was still alive



me too

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

everyone should pretend like donald made up loyalty day anyway

that way people will be more cool about may day just to spite the bastard

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

after three seconds of googling, obama declared loyalty day in at least 2009, 2012, 2015 and 2016

come on, y'all

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Asking other nations to honor America and observe "Loyalty Day" is so loving stupid lmao.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

quote:

Trump called on Americans to observe this day with ceremonies in schools and other public places, including reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

:barf:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Aliquid posted:

after three seconds of googling, obama declared loyalty day in at least 2009, 2012, 2015 and 2016

come on, y'all

well thats even worse

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


Lmfao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Aliquid posted:

after three seconds of googling, obama declared loyalty day in at least 2009, 2012, 2015 and 2016

come on, y'all

stop being racist and criticizing obama

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

Renaming May Day is a pro as gently caress troll

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

You know we get the receipts right you dumb motherfucker?

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Can I spend my loyalty points from showing my America card at the register for five cents off per gallon on loyalty day?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

oh i guess it has been a thing for a while, but always to replace may day lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_Day

yeah you fukken dorks its as old hat as them moving labor day to the fall jeez louise

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Intel&Sebastian posted:

You know we get the receipts right you dumb motherfucker?

those receipts are fake news

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