Barudak posted:

I believe in positive reinforcement so you done good, kid.

Elsa posted:

an hour? AN HOUR?

Elsa posted:

hey man it sounds like you had experiences where some dude thought he could just ignore your presence. and women who let them. I don't go out unless we've already messed around, and that pretty much takes care of the choice she has to make between you and decide who's more likely to put out. that's all it is. have you solved this issue? I tend to just be overt and admit I want to touch them. takes the guesswork out of it.

Bonzo posted:

karoakekarate

Radical and BADical! posted:

it's really hard to type out in a way that makes sense so i'll cliff's notes it

Girl A=Lindsay
Girl B=Mel

I go on a date with Lindsay. I think it goes well, she is not interested. She wants to ghost me and lies to me about deactivating her social media under the pretext that it is affecting her schoolwork. I google her because I am insecure but also want to find out of there's anything I should know and find that she lied about that. I confront her. She makes excuses and says she will add me back to everything. I tell her not to bother and deactivate my account and admonish myself for being such a pathetic, embarrassing fucker. I work on myself for six months and make a new account.

Melanie favorites my account, writes me a long message expressing interest and private messages me to express interest. We chat back and forth for a week via IM and email and also phone texts. She pressures me into going on a date with her over my reservations because in the back of my mind I was suspicious and also I shared a car with my brother and he needed it. The date goes fantastic. We end up speaking the next night and come to find out that she is friends with Lindsay which makes me remember about being rejected, and Lindsay thought I was too creepy to just say "I'm not interested" and tried to lie so as not to interact with me on top of the childish reaction I had. I said as much and Lindsay denied it through Mel, who informed me that they both found the situation funny. I was overcome with self loathing and despair which manifested in my entire body going numb and my face getting hot and wanting to puke so I excused myself after being told to message back in a week. When I did so, I got ghosted and I can't figure out whether it was meant to be harmless and I took it hard or if it was meant to be truly cruel.

Also the part with the chat is like 80% verbatim. Say what you will about memory but you don't forget something like that.

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

Wait, so was the joke the date? It sounds like it went ok. Not to dismiss your pain or whatever, but except for being embarassed about how dumb Lindsay was, nothing about this seems out of the norm.

Obsurveyor posted:

Yeah, I couldn't figure out the end and why it was a "joke" with Melanie rather than her being a little insensitive telling him about laughing with Lindsay about how her date ended. It's like he owned himself by just giving up on Melanie even though she seemed into him regardless?

PureEvil6_13 posted:

This happened maybe 15 years ago and the girl I went out with that night was someone I knew for a while, and she asked me to go out to the bars one night. It was one of those deals where if anything sexual would happen that would be cool, but if not, that was cool too but I wasn't going to be her loving chauffer pissboy all night.

Breetai posted:

About 5 days after the Dark Knight theatre shooting I went out on a first date with someone who happened to be American (I live in Australia), and the last quarter of the date was a completely unprompted (I did not say a word about the shootings or about gun control in general) diatribe about how despite how horrible and judgemental other countries are being about America there should NEVER be increased gun control and ARE FREEDUMS and how DARE anyone suggest that the seppos should tone it down on the firearms availability side of things, they DON'T UNDERSTAND.

It was super awkward.


There was also the random hookup who near-verbatim said "If you don't want to I don't mind, but if you'd like to piss on my oval office I'm cool with it."

Elsa posted:

story B makes me jealous

Breetai posted:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Friend of mine has crazy charisma and he'd somehow convince women to do anal on the first date, just so he could tell us about it.

Elsa posted:

Yeah but basically she wanted something sexual and cool and found someone who was more likely to be sexual and cool that night. It's just a running theme in your posts so I'm wondering if you've found a steady partner now which is the better outcome, or you're still looking and holding yourself to a three date rule.

When we see a person we'd like to gently caress and then our conscience says "let's see if we can get her out on three dates to proceed with coitus" that's pretty much social programming. There was another post in this thread about getting blown 10 minutes after meeting someone and that's basically the ideal outcome when someone is DTF.

But maybe you've found someone who sees things your way and needs the social validation of having taken it slow before hooking up.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

He also has a 10" cock. He had his bosses daughter sitting in his lap once, as the boss pissed him off.

Everybody knew what that meant.

He's getting married soon to a girl he described as having the most cavernous rear end. It's... touching in a way.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah I been married for about 13 years now. There were times where I was the sexy and cool guy to other girls as well, I've been with a girl who called up a guy that was completely in love with her to get him to buy us beer. I felt bad for the guy, taking the beer he bought from him and getting into my car with the girl he was nutty over, knowing I was going to plow her in an hour or so. The real lovely part was, I dropped her off at his place after we were done. When I say we, I meant myself and a friend of mine who hosed her a little while after I did.

Fartbox posted:

your friend sounds like a bullshitter cuz it's hard gettin a 10 inch dick up your rear end unless you're some anal aficionado

He'd have to spend half the date lubing up their assholes and inching it in

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Went out with an autistic girl. Cute, half-Korean half-Irish, all-american. Freckles. I think the word "autistic" tells you all you really need to know about how it went.

Pick posted:

Guys obsessed with anal are always trash.

Pick posted:

Guys obsessed with anal are always trash.

Breetai posted:

There was also the random hookup who near-verbatim said "If you don't want to I don't mind, but if you'd like to piss on my oval office I'm cool with it."

Slugworth posted:

I don't get pee shy in normal situations like public bathrooms and what-not, but I reckon I wouldn't be able to pee directly on another human person.

Obsurveyor posted:

Yeah, I couldn't figure out the end and why it was a "joke" with Melanie rather than her being a little insensitive telling him about laughing with Lindsay about how her date ended. It's like he owned himself by just giving up on Melanie even though she seemed into him regardless?

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

Yeah. Just seems like it was a regular date and then Lindsay was like "oh that's funny I dated him once and it ended weird haha" and Melanie was like "yeah that is weird haha" and they both had a laugh and moved on while Radical took it very, very personally.