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mannerup posted:she tried to warn him in 2013 A new campaign video shows Jeb Bush and the former first lady talking behind the scenes earlier this week, before his recent campaign announcement in Miami. "The best news of the day was that my mom finally said I was her favorite," Bush, the former Florida governor, quipped to his mom. "Oh no I didn't," she said laughing. "You mean of all of the children?" "Yeah," Bush deadpanned. "No," she quipped.
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Apr 29, 2017 05:37
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There's a lot of unpatriotic mockery of a sitting president going on itt. JEB! is going to do a great job and you'll see right after these first 100 days are over
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Jeb! proudly declared he was his moms favorite son & his mom publicly corrected him. He's a mess folks.
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Apr 29, 2017 05:37
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it loving rules when our president calls the constitution outdated
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Hahahah... no. - barbara bush, 2016
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Apr 29, 2017 05:39
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I watched The Blob remake and holy gently caress it was incredible it was like having a trump presidency
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would lol if George Prescott Bush became president so Jeb!'s father, brother and son all became president instead
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Menstrual Show posted:it loving rules when our president calls the constitution outdated like a lot of things this dumb fucker says, he's not wrong about there being a problem, just wrong about everything we could do to fix it
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PostNouveau posted:The Ben Carson question is buckwild too That one's been nagging at the back of my mind ever since I read it a year ago. I mean, I'm sure they do EEGs or something to these patients and can prove that that scenario isn't happening, right? ...right?
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you think if you get head in a sizzler bathroom you can call it jizzler every time you return to that sizzler
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someone post that excerpt where gwb doesn't even care about being prez but jeb says he always wanted to be
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Apr 29, 2017 05:42
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Whenever I see a transcribed Trump speach or comment I like to mentally cut out all repeated statements and qualifiers. I also mentally cut out all repeated adjectives. He still has no point but at least it seems like he isn't trying and failing to pad out a 4th grade book report on something he didn't read.
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Powered Descent posted:That one's been nagging at the back of my mind ever since I read it a year ago. I mean, I'm sure they do EEGs or something to these patients and can prove that that scenario isn't happening, right? Yeah it bothered me as well. I just tried to google it and turned up jack poo poo. Surely they know that's not happening though.
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Homeless Friend posted:someone post that excerpt where gwb doesn't even care about being prez but jeb says he always wanted to be 
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PostNouveau posted:Yeah it bothered me as well. I just tried to google it and turned up jack poo poo. Surely they know that's not happening though. Oh wait, duh, the original article links to the Reddit thread that inspired it https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1kqtgy/serious_scientists_of_reddit_whats_craziest_or/cbrs1z1/ It's not super reassuring 
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Apr 29, 2017 05:47
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When people talk global warming, I say the global warming that we have to be careful of is the nuclear global warming fuckin lol
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Apr 29, 2017 05:48
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I wanna hear the Chris Rock 'tussen bit but Jeb! saying how Barr used to pour guac on their sprained ankles.
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https://twitter.com/latimes/status/858181566094299138 lol
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Apr 29, 2017 05:51
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I guess SOP for dictators is to dissolve the legislature once it has become so unpopular no one will care anyway, but is that the case for the congress in the US yet?
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Anything new from Comrade Ja and the fyre gulag?
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http://in.reuters.com/article/us-mexico-marijuana-idINKBN17U2ZJ Mexico's legalizing medial marijuana and Canada's legalized recreational marijuana. Meanwhile General Sessions is full on War on Weed now, War on Weed tomorrow, War on Weed forever!
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Apr 29, 2017 05:52
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I can't loving sleep so I'ma post those animal PMs I sent back before the election. Enjoy.quote:Eifert Posting wrote on Nov 1, 2016 19:16:
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holy gently caress people use PMs
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Apr 29, 2017 05:55
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best outcome is the festival DOES happen again next year, with the exact same results maybe more feral dogs
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Apr 29, 2017 05:55
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We're all going to go to fyrefest 2018 and we're going to vote for Donald Trump in 2030 Edit: not fixing that
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I bet the organizers of Dashcon are relieved that they no longer hold the distinction of running the most poorly executed event in history.
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Menstrual Show posted:We're all going to go to fyrefest 2018 and we're going to vote for Donald Trump in 2030 Donald Trump winning a nonconsecutive second term would be the most American thing to ever happen.
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Fyre is dead, poo poo is beyond saving Only one festival, only one island now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedhF31gXU8
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PostNouveau posted:Donald Trump winning a nonconsecutive second term would be the most American thing to ever happen. *replaces portrait of andrew jackson in the oval office with grover cleveland*
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lol that ben carson was the GOP's best hope to derail trump at one point
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In honor the "Bad hombre" gang tag I have chosen a badly tempered Mexican animal. Luckily it is also neat. Well, I think it's neat. Neoclinus blanchardi's common name? Sarcastic Fringehead. I'm not kidding. Locally they are known for living in natural and unnatural crevices (read: garbage) and acting like crazed, aggressive assholes around divers and waders. They grow to be about a foot long and the only socializing they do within their species is an aggressive and nonsexual "kissing" behavior that is used to establish dominance. Like all fish they don't have hands, vaginas or tic-tacs so that's where their their resemblance to the Republican presidential candidate ends.  I could maybe see Chris Christie though. Have a great night, Qwijib0! <3
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