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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

the black women are right and that apology sucks rear end

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

When we start having hours long military parades with mandatory viewing for every citizen lemme

we'd have them too if trump got his way.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Dapper_Swindler posted:

the site is pretty poo poo in general it seems.

It's a blog site designed to look like a news site, of course it's poo poo.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

"Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!" -- a line from Disney's Sleeping Beauty (1959)

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 21:20 on Apr 28, 2017

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's got some of the best written female characters in video games, but they sometimes get their tits out so no, it's the opposite of woke

No it don't retard

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's got some of the best written female characters in video games, but they sometimes get their tits out so no, it's the opposite of woke

Chicks cant show their body if they want?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

No it don't retard

The Boss is one of the best female fictional characters and I won't hear anyone say otherwise. :colbert:

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Weird viewpoint

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

No it don't retard

meryl rules

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
MEI LING rules

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

FACT: every single character created while Fukushima was a writer owns.

kojima is a retarded writer who needed fukushima to rein him in and the quality drastically dropped after he left

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
fukushima was a terrible disaster

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
metal gear sucks

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

steinrokkan posted:

metal gear sucks

MODS

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

steinrokkan posted:

fukushima was a terrible disaster

it poisoned all the food but that's ok i only eat pussy

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

metal gear rules and most the women characters are more interesting and given more depth than 90% of other video games, but just lmfao if you dont think that Quiet was a huge mistake in almost every way

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

metal gear rules and most the women characters are more interesting and given more depth than 90% of other video games, but just lmfao if you dont think that Quiet was a huge mistake in almost every way

Nothing wrong with MGSV can be blamed on Kohima. He was forced to release an unfinished game.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

speaking of metal gear this is possibly the funniest thread I've read in months https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818713

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

Nothing wrong with MGSV can be blamed on Kohima. He was forced to release an unfinished game.

it was retarded and dumb and it only existed to answer a question that nobody gave a poo poo about

there's no open world game that wouldn't be better if it wasnt open world

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/TomAznable/status/855242029491769344

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Metal gear is a terrible series with bad gameplay and worse story telling.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Guy Goodbody posted:

Nothing wrong with MGSV can be blamed on Kohima. He was forced to release an unfinished game.

hiring kiefer sutherland was a really, really bad idea he pushed for

it cost a ton of money, alienated him from konami, and they barely got any voicework out of his prima donna rear end

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Bro Dad posted:

hiring kiefer sutherland was a really, really bad idea he pushed for

it cost a ton of money, alienated him from konami, and they barely got any voicework out of his prima donna rear end

They got tons, Kojima just cut most of Venom's dialogue "to make him more like Mad Max."

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


thats actually worse

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Metal gear is a terrible series with bad gameplay and worse story telling.

ban this sick filth

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Nanomashoes posted:

They got tons, Kojima just cut most of Venom's dialogue "to make him more like Mad Max."

thats sad. i feel like MGSV was mix of gently caress ups by kojima taking his sweet rear end time and trying to pull a bunch of peter molyjhues and konami trying to throw him out. it reminds me of various poo poo i read about bioshock infinite where the final product was basicaly stitched together parts from different ideas and versions of the game which explains alot about the pacing story/themes/gameplay. same with MGS5 and how most of the game was filler and how everything felt thrown together. MGSV gameplay is its saving grace which is why i still like it.

Dapper_Swindler has issued a correction as of 20:32 on Apr 29, 2017

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Metal gear is a terrible series with bad gameplay

WRONG

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

speaking of metal gear this is possibly the funniest thread I've read in months https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818713

Holy poo poo that thread is goddamn amazing.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

kojima might be a diva but lol at taking konami's side in anything

really queer Christmas posted:

Holy poo poo that thread is goddamn amazing.
all jokes relating to the Fyre Festival are hilarious. i'll be enjoying them until the #brands get into it

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's got some of the best written female characters in video games, but they sometimes get their tits out so no, it's the opposite of woke

Metal Gear rules really hard.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Metal Gear is loving trash even in a sea of trash that is videogames.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Peanut President posted:

Metal Gear is loving trash even in a sea of trash that is videogames.

I finally understand this now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sKMnhQWp6w

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Metal gear is a terrible series with bad gameplay and worse story telling.

Peanut President posted:

Metal Gear is loving trash even in a sea of trash that is videogames.

WHERE THE gently caress ARE THE MODS?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Can we please not talk about games here in the adult forums? tia

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

oliwan posted:

Can we please not talk about games here in the adult forums? tia

Uh, the Metal Gear Solid series is rated M for Mature, it's for adults.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

oliwan posted:

Can we please not talk about games here in the adult forums? tia

Oh yeah let's not talk about the most woke game series ever here, in the woke thread

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

steinrokkan posted:

metal gear sucks

Its for mega wierdos

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

metal gear rules and most the women characters are more interesting and given more depth than 90% of other video games, but just lmfao if you dont think that Quiet was a huge mistake in almost every way

Thats not true either, unless you are a total spaz

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I played the demo of mgs when it first came out and the sneaking was a pain in the rear end. Then i played the afghanistan one a bit when I visited a buddy in frisco, it was a lot better just running around like in Rambo 3 and blowing up bases. :megadeath:

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Metal gear is a terrible series with bad gameplay and worse story telling.

They looked at western games and made the gameplay decent in the fifth one. If you ignore the story and pretend it is a Bethesda game, it is pretty good.

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