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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

Bargearse posted:

Is this not the desired effect?

just too much, like constant messages.

bubblebee posted:

Please do the needful and post the spam here.

Unfortunately it's mainly boring convos. Got one guy asking for sexy pics already though

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




They seem really good at it already.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I'm starting to see why rape is so common in India.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Milky Curves and Flesh Man - African Rod Lund.mp3

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

DynamiteSurprise posted:



This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

I'm michael jackson

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Gridlocked posted:

I'm michael jackson

According to that, something awful at large is michael jacksons.

superbowl to you too my good sir.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
If a homo dog pays for sex it becomes a black rat. Makes sense to me.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I knew I shouldn't have had sexy sex, now I'm stuck with this ladyboy

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I would eat a Homo Dog; I bet it'd be delicious and surprisingly healthy.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


It's hilarious that the 'milky' thing started with boobs that obviously produce milk 24/7 and their size is dependant on how much milk they contain - but now the word lost even that idiotic meaning and we get milky navels, milky curves, milky milky armpits, milky milky milky milk.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Lovely. Milky milky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3x9jqPV_VY

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Palpek posted:

It's hilarious that the 'milky' thing started with boobs that obviously produce milk 24/7 and their size is dependant on how much milk they contain - but now the word lost even that idiotic meaning and we get milky navels, milky curves, milky milky armpits, milky milky milky milk.

Its a country that worships cows as divine, milk is a p big deal im guessing, even without the context of tig ol bitties.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I don't get this, just like I don't get comments on porn videos. Who is the dang audience? Are they getting off on the idea that other dudes are getting off?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

DynamiteSurprise posted:



This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

"Bad food in sewer"

Well I never!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ElGroucho posted:

I don't get this, just like I don't get comments on porn videos. Who is the dang audience? Are they getting off on the idea that other dudes are getting off?

I would guess it's about that sense of camaraderie, only intensely stupid

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Welp found my new porno name

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
India is wierd. My grandpa used to hide the fact that be went to school from his parents. Now a days he uses all his army money to run a school next to our rice fields where girls have free admission!

He had to fight with all his relatives when he refused to get my mom married at 16.

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
So given is population there are many people that are well educated and not gross. But a whole lot of dumb asses that got money from their dads selling family property.

Usually its the Indian version of the neuvou riche that are causing problems.


If you have money in Delhi, nothing bad can happen to you.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
I think it's cool and funny that so many males in an entire country are apparently all as dumb and awkward as the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel goony deviants we have here. That's gonna be a real blast to verbally navigate in the next fifty years

A culture that tries to turn its sons into people who leave comments on porn.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Cobweb Heart posted:

I think it's cool and funny that so many males in an entire country are apparently all as dumb and awkward as the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel goony deviants we have here. That's gonna be a real blast to verbally navigate in the next fifty years

A culture that tries to turn its sons into people who leave comments on porn.

Reading the post above yours, I rather think its not as bad as all that. Its not that its so many per capita, its just that india has a population more than 4 times that of the US. This means by quantity you have more than 4 times as many weird hosed up males, and think about how many incels/furries/cuck fetishists there are here. Then go click into one of our american home grown porn facebooks pages and see how the comments stack up.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

RFC2324 posted:

Reading the post above yours, I rather think its not as bad as all that. Its not that its so many per capita, its just that india has a population more than 4 times that of the US. This means by quantity you have more than 4 times as many weird hosed up males, and think about how many incels/furries/cuck fetishists there are here. Then go click into one of our american home grown porn facebooks pages and see how the comments stack up.

That's a good point. Just by numbers their creep quantity is gonna beat ours even if they treated sex identically. You know, thinking about it, the ESL thing makes me classify them as bigger, worse creeps than they would otherwise; like if you grew up speaking English and you still typed and thought like these guys do, there's clearly something wrong with your brain on a fundamental level. But they're only trying to reach other Indians.

edit: I think the part that comes across worst is the anatomical misunderstandings. Guys in every country have idiot problems with that. I'm just not used to seeing so many adults in one place all think navels are fuckable and tits are full of milk

Cobweb Heart fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 28, 2017

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I don't know how hight they stack up but:



Also:

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

bubblebee posted:

India is wierd. My grandpa used to hide the fact that be went to school from his parents. Now a days he uses all his army money to run a school next to our rice fields where girls have free admission!

He had to fight with all his relatives when he refused to get my mom married at 16.

Your grandpa owns, give him my best superbowl if he's still around.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Lol, apparently this is an actual commercial on TV in India and not the highest budget TrollSexyActress meme ever made:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB2bqxxk2Tg

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Palpek posted:

I don't know how hight they stack up but:


I shagged my rod for her milky navel. Nice bobs, too

It does show how a surprising proportion of this poo poo is cultural. I've never once thought about navels in a sexual way and I assume most of you haven't, but these guys can't shut up about them. And a Papua New Guinean tribe where women have their tits out all the time would probably laugh at our obsession with breasts.

e: though I guess in this case, navels are considered to be hot because they're the one body part that does sometimes show when wearing traditional attire (and not the other way around)

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Apr 29, 2017

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Some of the "normal" sex jargon used in Western nations would sound funny to non-Westerners, like calling yourself an "rear end man". It would probably be interpreted as calling yourself a "donkey man".

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

People watch "donkey shows" though.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The MSJ posted:

People watch "donkey shows" though.

lol if you've never seen an rear end show my good brother

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



super bowl to this guy doing the lord's work

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

lol if you've never seen an rear end show my good brother

I remember the scene from that movie where Jennifer Connelly and another woman were paid by rich dudes to perform "donkey to donkey" :v:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Just tell him to email newbies@goonfleet.com and move on to the next app, Vyst.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

yesssssssss my body is ready

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I feel like India should seriously consider a "Gay is cool as hell" campaign, would probably solve some demographic problems.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


quote:

You set Sumeet's nickname to gay india

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

RFC2324 posted:

Reading the post above yours, I rather think its not as bad as all that. Its not that its so many per capita, its just that india has a population more than 4 times that of the US. This means by quantity you have more than 4 times as many weird hosed up males, and think about how many incels/furries/cuck fetishists there are here. Then go click into one of our american home grown porn facebooks pages and see how the comments stack up.

well isnt part of it because of the sexually repressed as gently caress culture and the hosed up out and out misogynistic rape culture. like reading indian history, it used to be pretty sexualy open, what the gently caress happened?

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Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Dapper_Swindler posted:

well isnt part of it because of the sexually repressed as gently caress culture and the hosed up out and out misogynistic rape culture. like reading indian history, it used to be pretty sexualy open, what the gently caress happened?

England happened

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