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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

yeah i agree. that cashier is an idiot

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

fart simpson posted:

yeah i agree. that cashier is an idiot

agreed

i'd have just sighed and pulled my katana

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i'd have nightmares forever and quit-by-firing if that poo poo happened to me

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Bulgakov posted:

i'd have nightmares forever and quit-by-firing if that poo poo happened to me

my brother worked in betting shops and used to volunteer to cover the ones in the shittiest areas because he got two weeks paid holiday (including his normal overtime rates) if they got robbed. one year he managed to spend more time on leave than he did actually at work.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://codetapper.com/amiga/random-rants/hidden-messages-in-amiga-games/

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I've been wearing my underwear inside out all day cause I don't give a gently caress

also it adds a nice note to the jeans smell

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

im the ancient photoshop bug that will gently caress up the baseline on rotated text


if you ever encounter it in the wild, it's easily fixed by converting the text layer to a smart object before rotating

FacePalmExpert
Dec 10, 2014

[imagine a clever quip here]

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
I forgot how entertaining it can be to watch dorks slap at each other. Never change yospos <3

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






If a robber comes to rob the fast food place you work at, just give them the money ffs

"Oh gee let me inspect his gun to see what condition the slide is in risking my life instead of giving this person the $243.46 that is inside this register, money that I do not own anyway, living another day because some meth enthusiast didn't shoot me in the loving face over $250 that the fast food company owns"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/858274799075954691

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

so the internet is now at the point where we're reposting 70s postcards as if they were real. can't wait for him to share a black screen with "london at night during power cut, 1977"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

goddamnedtwisto posted:

so the internet is now at the point where we're reposting 70s postcards as if they were real. can't wait for him to share a black screen with "london at night during power cut, 1977"

oh, it's fake? :blush:

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
You can see her end. Quality British humour.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

oh, it's fake? :blush:

soz. if it helps this guy was real:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DrPossum posted:

weird al is unironically good

i still can't decide which one is better, Stuck in the Closet or Stuck at the Drive-Thru :-/

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


Hi world! Trying to hack the game eh? Ah well, shouldn't be too difficult as it isn't
mega-protected (if you want a challenge try cracking the ST version...) By the way
if you are looking for cheat modes, don't bother 'cos there aren't any! (There used
to be quite a few but the boys down at Siggy Noses made me take them out- sorry folks!).

Does anyone know who decided to use the oh so f***ing crap MFM system for the disky
drivers? Since the AmigaDOS is THE worst system I've ever had the displeasure to program
under, I decided to write all my own drivers and it wasn't fun I can tell you! - Give me
the ST's controller anyday!!!

A few hello's now to:.......
Ian 'wide boy' Hetherington, Jonathan 'mr clean' Ellis and
all the other guys n gals at Siggy house, Dave 'menace' Jones, Dave 'gibbo' Gibbons,
Mark 'aparryantly so' Parry, Frank 'srs' Tout, everyone at the Leeds 16 bit
user group (a particularly good group as the meetings are held in a pub!),
and finally anyone else who knows me (and probably wishes they didn't!).

...this is Wayne signing off on the 3rd of January 1989, still pissed as a fart
from the new year celebrations- of 1987!).

PS. A good hacker has talent, pirates are just thieving scum.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

akadajet posted:

Hi world! Trying to hack the game eh? Ah well, shouldn't be too difficult as it isn't
mega-protected (if you want a challenge try cracking the ST version...) By the way
if you are looking for cheat modes, don't bother 'cos there aren't any! (There used
to be quite a few but the boys down at Siggy Noses made me take them out- sorry folks!).

Does anyone know who decided to use the oh so f***ing crap MFM system for the disky
drivers? Since the AmigaDOS is THE worst system I've ever had the displeasure to program
under, I decided to write all my own drivers and it wasn't fun I can tell you! - Give me
the ST's controller anyday!!!

A few hello's now to:.......
Ian 'wide boy' Hetherington, Jonathan 'mr clean' Ellis and
all the other guys n gals at Siggy house, Dave 'menace' Jones, Dave 'gibbo' Gibbons,
Mark 'aparryantly so' Parry, Frank 'srs' Tout, everyone at the Leeds 16 bit
user group (a particularly good group as the meetings are held in a pub!),
and finally anyone else who knows me (and probably wishes they didn't!).

...this is Wayne signing off on the 3rd of January 1989, still pissed as a fart
from the new year celebrations- of 1987!).

PS. A good hacker has talent, pirates are just thieving scum.

Siggy Noses is only marginally less lame than Micro$haft.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

Siggy Noses is only marginally less lame than Micro$haft.

I don't even know what it's supposed to be making fun of.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

akadajet posted:

I don't even know what it's supposed to be making fun of.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





this never fails to make me laugh

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


reported for doxxing Smoka

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

lol

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003









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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Finally... a foam adventure I can watch all the way through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlvYxdG1ovc&t=35s

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

I never thought I would have my immediate needs so adequately described by a gif

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

spankmeister posted:

If a robber comes to rob the fast food place you work at, just give them the money ffs

"Oh gee let me inspect his gun to see what condition the slide is in risking my life instead of giving this person the $243.46 that is inside this register, money that I do not own anyway, living another day because some meth enthusiast didn't shoot me in the loving face over $250 that the fast food company owns"

yeah, my liquor store never got robbed but their training videos and stuff made a big deal about how you should comply with the robbers

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe


arduino projects from the past :o:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i like that the first citation of this page still goes to that ms branding site
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Azure_SQL_Database

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
great now some try hard is gonna find that and edit it out.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Shaggar posted:

great now some try hard is gonna find that and edit it out.

is it u?

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Mo_Steel posted:



arduino projects from the past :o:

1/3 of all americans in that era never progressed past the mental capacity of an 8 year old?

jesus, leaded gasoline really did a number on you guys

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

blue öyster cult owns

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

akadajet posted:

i like that the first citation of this page still goes to that ms branding site
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Azure_SQL_Database

a good 60% of wikipedia is thinly disguised advertising

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