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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jB_QM73Slk


the girl I said the drama was hapepneing with? im off to see her tonight. will we have sex? who can really know. but imma get ready for it and if we do it's gonna be off the hook

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this week i've had insane sexy with three different women. rear end hosed the lot of them and made them come like thousands of times. who could have predicted this? idk tbh smoking weed before sex turns you into a sex god. got some mdma to take away for sexy weekend with my wife so gonna roll and blaze and gently caress and then next week gently caress some more

cool people. good relationships. lots of love all around, kia kaha

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

noice mate

how did you meet the three ladies and what are their ages

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
one is my wife and the others from tinder of course. one is a lay i mention on the first page. we've had bone sessions countless times. sex just keeps getting better. she's 41

the other is 42 but this was the first time. as far as first times go tho gently caress it was intense.

dunno if she was down with deepthroating tho. i mean we had a go at it but it's nothing she seemed to embrace. speech language therapist for context

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
somewhere in a parallel universe there's a woman posting on a message board listing a bunch of different professions and saying believe it or not, all of these types of men like to get their dicks sucked

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

little munchkin posted:

somewhere in a parallel universe there's a woman posting on a message board listing a bunch of different professions and saying believe it or not, all of these types of men like to get their dicks sucked

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

little munchkin posted:

somewhere in a parallel universe there's a woman posting on a message board listing a bunch of different professions and saying believe it or not, all of these types of men like to get their dicks sucked

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

little munchkin posted:

somewhere in a parallel universe there's a woman posting on a message board listing a bunch of different professions and saying believe it or not, all of these types of men like to get their dicks sucked

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

little munchkin posted:

somewhere in a parallel universe there's a woman posting on a message board listing a bunch of different professions and saying believe it or not, all of these types of men like to get their dicks sucked

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



its nice to be with a woman and not deepthroating or buttfucking

those kinds of sex are probably also nice but i dont like them & maybe im a wuss i dont care, im loud & proud

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah for sure man. I mean the connection is what's important

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im a big very soft spoon kinda guy if you know what i mean

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



*puts on big soft sunglasses*

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
don't get me wrong, me too. it really depends on the person. sometimes I am still surprised about the kinds of things you can do, and then end up in a loving cuddle after ... :)

like one person I am chatting so is really not into cuddling after sex.. but I think me and her are just gonna be friends and maybe not even sex. but I find that weird and I would probably feel a bit.. dejected after?

but different connections and pairings lead to different situations. with my main regular there is huge amounts of cuddles :) it's really sweet and if I had to have that or the sex I'd probably choose the cuddles. thankfully haha I don't have to choose ;)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ya, def

if all the women you meet wanna go nuts, more power to you all i guess lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
eh, guess it's kinda hard to explain how it all fits into the bigger picture.. it's just virtually everyone I talk to is actually into all that kind of stuff, so it's natural it happens I guess. certainly doesn't inherently make it a less cuddly time.. just that there are some very non-cuddly moments. maybe it's a new zealand thing. because I am constantly surprised at how dirty everyone is, even knowing the fact that everyone is way more dirty than you'd think. :)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm looking at escort services pages and wondering if I would make a good prostitute. It's probably a good way to earn a few extra dollars.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
echinopsis
you don't have to turn on the red light

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

I'm looking at escort services pages and wondering if I would make a good prostitute. It's probably a good way to earn a few extra dollars.

u might have a sex addiction m8

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

echinopsis posted:

I'm looking at escort services pages and wondering if I would make a good prostitute. It's probably a good way to earn a few extra dollars.

Do they pay by the pound?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

spankmeister posted:

u might have a sex addiction m8

lol no just the job market in my line of work sucks right now

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chichevache posted:

Do they pay by the pound?

idk mate but I don't mind showing ladies a good time and making a few extra bucks doing so

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Chichevache posted:

Do they pay by the pound?

lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



echi u know what they say

if you make your hobby your job, you dont have a hobby anymore

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hmm but what I love to do is see a smile on a woman's face

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
How can they be smiling when they're going gcck gcck gcck gcck?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sick bro. they smile after while you're cuddling

I'm not even joking. its $9 to register with a male sex worker website and I mean it can't hurt to put myself out there.. I don't have to accept jobs or anything..


bad news though - totally shaved everything yesterday and god today I can feel the razor burn. its so bad.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Anne Whateley posted:

How can they be smiling when they're going gcck gcck gcck gcck?

lol

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

bad news though - totally shaved everything yesterday and god today I can feel the razor burn. its so bad.

sorry to hear that, maybe put some bengay

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

spankmeister posted:

sorry to hear that, maybe put some bengay

That's the way to make a lot more money as a male escort too.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Chichevache posted:

That's the way to make a lot more money as a male escort too.

i think that's the only way to make money as a male escort

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Anne Whateley posted:

How can they be smiling when they're going gcck gcck gcck gcck?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Anne Whateley posted:

How can they be smiling when they're going gcck gcck gcck gcck?

Lol. You've been amazingly restrained itt.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
Echi I've never seen an open/poly relationship that didn't explode into weird drama and hurt feelings (and I've seen several) but I'm glad you're having fun and I sincerely hope that it all works out for you and your wife.

I was into that stuff in my early 20s and tons of bad stuff happened to me.

Godspeed.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I think having been married for over ten years first helps, and also my wife is wise as gently caress when it comes to know what's important to keep our own relationship healthy. sad truth is that if she wasn't like that this probably would have exploded.

the difficult part in a way, is that well for whatever reason currently wife isn't in the mood for too much extramarital stuff. fair enough it comes in seasons. but that kinda means I need to tone it right down at the same time.. which is fine, my marriage is number one priority.. but also at times I wonder about neglecting the side relationships. especially one where the person has become very close to me.

Turtle Blogger
Mar 16, 2006

My Angel

Have you read More Than Two? It's a good book full of theory and vocabulary related to polyamory. I found it useful.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my man echi

please neglect the side relationships and not your wife

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Turtle Blogger posted:

Have you read More Than Two? It's a good book full of theory and vocabulary related to polyamory. I found it useful.

actually thats probably a really respectful thing for me to do thanks :)


Powaqoatse posted:

my man echi

please neglect the side relationships and not your wife

mate of course

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

little munchkin posted:

somewhere in a parallel universe there's a woman posting on a message board listing a bunch of different professions and saying believe it or not, all of these types of men like to get their dicks sucked

lol

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

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