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Blame Obama because he made running the presidency look easy - Trump
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Quick reminder of possible incoming lols:. Samantha Bee is hosting "NOT the White House Correspondent's Dinner" in about an hour (10pm est)!
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Apr 30, 2017 02:09
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trump wanted to be president because he saw a news clip of obama walking into a local diner in ohio or some similar place and eating there for free and dozens of people were gawking at him while he ate and trump thought "Boy - that must happen every day of his life." he believes the president is a magical man who gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and for free - which also explains a lot of people who voted for him and now, here, on day one hundo, he's finally realizing that there's work to do
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Apr 30, 2017 02:14
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/858483400902152192 It's an amusing twitter feed for sure. Even now, he's still fighting strong to keep Hillary out of office. https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/858313391374577665
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I AM THE TOILET posted:trump wanted to be president because he saw a news clip of obama walking into a local diner in ohio or some similar place and eating there for free and dozens of people were gawking at him while he ate and trump thought "Boy - that must happen every day of his life." aaah there it is! that palpable cold, sweaty fear is back.
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Apr 30, 2017 03:22
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Like 30% of the country is completely retarded and there's nothing we can do about it but watch them gradually get destroyed by Trump policies.
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Apr 30, 2017 03:21
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My lol of today was being complimented on my trustworthiness by a totally-sincere, grateful old lady. "You're just like President Trump, you always tell the truth. They never found him doing anything wrong, unlike that liar, Hillary!" I could not make this poo poo up, I am still lolling like fuckin mad. THESE ARE YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS. THEY VOTE.
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Apr 30, 2017 03:23
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/29/trump-blames-constitution-for-first-100-days-chaos-presidencyquote:In an interview with Fox News to mark the 100-day mark, he declared himself “disappointed” with congressional Republicans, despite his many “great relationships” with them. 
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Apr 30, 2017 03:26
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turn off the TV posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/29/trump-blames-constitution-for-first-100-days-chaos-presidency Conservatives, who have jerked themselves off for years about how they wanna cleave more closely to the Constitution, voted for and support a guy who wants to shred core tenets of our country because people can tell him no. 
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Apr 30, 2017 03:50
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turn off the TV posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/29/trump-blames-constitution-for-first-100-days-chaos-presidency Waiting for someone to convince him to try to go full Palpatine. also: lol.
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Apr 30, 2017 03:53
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That archaic system is the reason Trump is President
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Apr 30, 2017 04:21
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lol he stole rick perry's glasses
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Apr 30, 2017 04:21
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turn off the TV posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/29/trump-blames-constitution-for-first-100-days-chaos-presidency Holy jesus motherfucking jumped up christ in a sidecar he actually said it lol
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Apr 30, 2017 04:23
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White House Corespondent Dinner Hasan loving killed https://youtu.be/Of6PLJbMnxE
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Apr 30, 2017 04:41
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:White House Corespondent Dinner I'm Wolf Blitzer's two full second pause before laughing at the "My dad tries to return used underwear to Costco" joke.
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Apr 30, 2017 05:09
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:White House Corespondent Dinner Jokes are better on SA than this guy, sorry. It sucked and I watched and skipped around. Low lol
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Apr 30, 2017 05:12
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Skypie posted:Conservatives, who have jerked themselves off for years about how they wanna cleave more closely to the Constitution, voted for and support a guy who wants to shred core tenets of our country because people can tell him no. It's like fundies with the Bible, just ignore the parts you don't like taking care of the poor and rich, greedy people will not have a place in heaven.
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Apr 30, 2017 05:29
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:White House Corespondent Dinner God every year the audience at this are the biggest bunch of uptight pricks ever.
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Apr 30, 2017 06:36
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 First yuge 100 days disaster. Sad!
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Katana Gomai posted:I used Trump's line about feeling badly to teach my 7th graders the difference between adjectives and adverbs and they got it Oh wow. You should send him a tweet to let him know he actually accomplished a thing in those first hundred. He'll probably give you a cabinet appointment.
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Apr 30, 2017 08:37
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Did anyone post the david frum twitter rampage?
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Apr 30, 2017 08:39
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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/858329465767833601 lol
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Apr 30, 2017 08:48
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/post...rking-with-him/ People outside the U.S. hate Trump. Will they punish their leaders for working with him? "A poll conducted in 45 countries during the presidential campaign found that, in every single U.S. ally, the public favored Hillary Clinton over Trump." Lol everyone hates the US now because you elected pissbaby http://www.wingia.com/web/files/richeditor/filemanager/WINGIA_Global_Poll_on_US_Election_-_FINALIZED_Revised_Global_Press_Release.pdf
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Apr 30, 2017 09:13
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i thought it was difficult to travel before without getting mauled for being an american; it'll be loving impossible now like seriously loving scared i'll get beaten when i go to distrito federal later this year
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Apr 30, 2017 09:16
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I AM THE TOILET posted:i thought it was difficult to travel before without getting mauled for being an american; it'll be loving impossible now I live in Germany, and mostly people just express their sympathy for me and then try to figure out how such a thing could happen (and then also ask about America's obsession with guns and if the yellow school buses are real). Then we all laugh at the stupid things he says. Also, lmao, he always tops himself with bigger and bigger lols. This is truly the bigliest timeline. Edit: I've mostly stopped watching comedy news coverage of Trump because this thread where we just post what Trump says without any extra context necessary is funnier than anything any comedian could ever come up with. Lmao! Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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Apr 30, 2017 09:46
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im the "one-page, detail-free tax reform plan"
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Apr 30, 2017 09:47
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Erm...when did the Simpsons become relevant with some solid Lols on Trump
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Apr 30, 2017 09:48
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Tingfinder posted:
Now? They hate us more now but the hate was always there.
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Apr 30, 2017 10:11
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the real reason trump is buddying up to duterte is because duterte promised to take him on a safari hunting...the most dangerous game...
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Apr 30, 2017 10:16
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Now? They hate us more now but the hate was always there. Not always, at least in western Europe many people used to look up to the U.S. somewhat. That was before 9-11 made half the country crazy. I think the tipping point was the invasion of Iraq. Anyway, i just lolled thinking what might have happened if an actually competent politician tried to enact some of the pure evil policies that Trump is trying to get through. I think his incompetence is the only thing saving the U.S. from himself.
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Apr 30, 2017 10:23
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Tingfinder posted:Anyway, i just lolled thinking what might have happened if an actually competent politician tried to enact some of the pure evil policies that Trump is trying to get through. I think his incompetence is the only thing saving the U.S. from himself. People said the same thing about W but he still managed to screw things up in the world pretty badly by the end of his terms. As Trump's supporters keep saying, give him time, he'll get the hang of it and we'll look back fondly on these first 100 days of incompetence eventually.
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I AM THE TOILET posted:i thought it was difficult to travel before without getting mauled for being an american; it'll be loving impossible now I'm in the Middle East and even here, people understand there is a difference between a given American and the American government. In fact, many of them can relate to having an idiot strongman wannabe in power against the collective will of the majority. Come to think of it, America actually has a lot in common with the Middle East these days. That's a lol.
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Apr 30, 2017 10:28
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Eh, in most european countries we just laught at americans behind their backs. There isn't a whole lot of anger, just some pity and bewilderment. Its always really easy to do too, since you can tell an american a mile away; they're the loud, entitled, fat, poorly dressed people with baseball... caps... hey, wait a minute, that sounds familiar lol
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Attitude Indicator posted:Eh, in most european countries we just laught at americans behind their backs. There isn't a whole lot of anger, just some pity and bewilderment. Its always really easy to do too, since you can tell an american a mile away; they're the loud, entitled, fat, poorly dressed people with baseball... caps... hey, wait a minute, that sounds familiar lol I always laugh when the "loud" stereotype gets talked about especially by Germans. Maybe drunk americans get pretty loud but average germans are loud as hell. Also if you think american tourists are entitled you probably haven't dealt with Chinese ones.
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