Strike Command: Wait, is that a fucking laser?

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Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

That was awesome enough that I'm signin' up for the reserves so I can be killed by ancient SPAAs some day.

Callsign Lancer

Put me in whatever might get a goddamn gun kill some day holy poo poo

Night10194 fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Apr 30, 2017

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:22

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:00

The Sandman: Jun 23, 2013; Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!

I'd like to think I was trying to get an anti-air loadout mounted to the Tornado once that fighterball turned south.

Also, RIP Angolan Air Force.

The Sandman fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Apr 30, 2017

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:23

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

AND WHEN THOSE WW2 MGS TOOK OUT TWO OF OUR PLANES WHAT THE gently caress

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:22

LostCosmonaut: Feb 15, 2014

And a loving Yak-28 showed up and got gunkilled by a Phantom

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:25

David Corbett: Feb 6, 2008; Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.

God drat

David Corbett fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Apr 30, 2017

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:24

Stago Lego: Sep 3, 2011

Loel posted:

AND WHEN THOSE WW2 MGS TOOK OUT TWO OF OUR PLANES WHAT THE gently caress

Thats because you're gonna get lucky if you shoot it enough, also in C:MANO the AAA is pretty competent

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:24

Yooper: Apr 30, 2012

Stago Lego posted:

Yes that's me, loving around near a tanker while the rest gets shot down.

Yooper will you show us the losses and expenditures for this one as well?

Yes! Reminder, please don't ruin it for those who didn't watch the stream. spoiler that poo poo for now.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:25

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Like, that's in the top 10% of movies for cinematic experiences.

Just, wow.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:25

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I am really sad someone else is already Potoo The Most Majestic Of Birbs for their callsign.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:25

The Sandman: Jun 23, 2013; Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!

So who's going to do the briefings now that Bacarruda is dead?

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:27

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

o7

Also if you're still adding pilots to the reserve list please sign me up as Greenhorn!

Might as well die as I lived - staring at a computer screen. :ccp:

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:27

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Good lord, what was the kill count on that?

I really want to see what the reddit brigade thinks of our little action

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:26

Quinntan: Sep 11, 2013

Yooper posted:

Yes! Reminder, please don't ruin it for those who didn't watch the stream. spoiler that poo poo for now.

Can we get the Angolan tally?

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:27

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Silent Bob died *sniff* that we might live.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:28

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

thank you yooper for streaming a bad-rear end game

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:28

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Highlight of my week, handsdown

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:28

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I can't believe a grog game made Ace Combat and Area 88 happen in the same mission holy poo poo

:stoked:

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:29

The Sandman: Jun 23, 2013; Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!

Night10194 posted:

I can't believe a grog game made Ace Combat and Area 88 happen in the same mission holy poo poo

Once the expansion pack hits, we need to see if we can add Yukikaze.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:30

Galaga Galaxian: Apr 23, 2009; What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!

Groggy nard posted:

Rohan being unavailable for next mission due to tracking down Silent Bobs Emergency Transponder in enemy territory with her pistol

Screw that, if Silent Bob is still alive, we're sending in ~~our ground crew~~ hiring Diamond Dogs or someone competent to extract him.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:31

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Screw that, if Silent Bob is still alive, we're sending in ~~our ground crew~~ hiring Diamond Dogs or someone competent to extract him.

That would be a really good mission for their return, lets be honest.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:30

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

PRESS F 37 TIMES TO PAY RESPECTS

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:30

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Oh! Oh!

Do you know what we get to look forward to?

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:34

sparkmaster: Apr 1, 2010

The good news is this will be the last air marshal elephant stomped, because there isn't any Angolan Air Force now.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:35

Galaga Galaxian: Apr 23, 2009; What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!

Pffft, the Angolan Air Admiral just has to deal with angry elephants. We have to deal with a probably extremely angry and distraught Tiger.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:35

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Seems like a waste of an elephant's time.

Can't he just execute the air marshall with an AA gun like a normal psychopath?

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:36

Dreamsicle: Oct 16, 2013

The Sandman posted:

So who's going to do the briefings now that Bacarruda is dead?

We build a Bacbot that's designed to read briefings

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:37

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Our paycheck better have 10 digits, just sayin

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:36

Dr. Snark: Oct 15, 2012; I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Loel posted:

Oh! Oh!

Do you know what we get to look forward to?

There aren't enough elephants in the world to properly compensate for what happened today.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:36

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Dr. Snark posted:

There aren't enough elephants in the world to properly compensate for what happened today.

quote:

Population. At the turn of the 20th century, there were a few million African elephants and about 100,000 Asian elephants. Today, there are an estimated 450,000 - 700,000 African elephants and between 35,000 - 40,000 wild Asian elephants.

That is a lot of elephants

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:37

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Man it don't even matter how much we get paid we're set for life when we sell the movie rights to this poo poo.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:42

Dr. Snark: Oct 15, 2012; I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Loel posted:

That is a lot of elephants

I maintain my statement.

Also, quoting this for truth from the post-stream chat:

Official motto of the Sk60 pilots as coined by Psahwn: "You either live to irrelevance, or you die a dragon slayer."

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:44

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

Cathode Raymond posted:

Seems like a waste of an elephant's time.

Can't he just execute the air marshall with an AA gun like a normal psychopath?

It's just a spinoff from Dos Santos' new ballistic missile program

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:48

power crystals: Jun 6, 2007; Who wants a belly rub??

Yooper, two technical things:

1: You may want to edit the stream announcement post(s) to link to their respective AAR so people can skip any potential spoilers.

2: When you kill the stream, at least on twitch, it doesn't remember anything still in the stream delay, so we get like "Have a grea-" and then blackness. Doesn't really matter, but kind of silly to witness.

This LP is an utter blast, thanks again!

PS A HAWK got a kill and also kept that Flanker dodging shots for a very long time, I feel 100% vindicated on that purchase :smug:

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:49

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

power crystals posted:

Yooper, two technical things:

1: You may want to edit the stream announcement post(s) to link to their respective AAR so people can skip any potential spoilers.

2: When you kill the stream, at least on twitch, it doesn't remember anything still in the stream delay, so we get like "Have a grea-" and then blackness. Doesn't really matter, but kind of silly to witness.

This LP is an utter blast, thanks again!

PS A HAWK got a kill and also kept that Flanker dodging shots for a very long time, I feel 100% vindicated on that purchase

That last flanker, good lord, what a boss

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:51

Tythas: Oct 3, 2013; Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars

Here is an appropriate song for our pilots to sing over our Victory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrss4Xx5Lu8

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:54

Olothreutes: Mar 31, 2007

I made a thing, because I really enjoy dazzle camo.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:55

Quinntan: Sep 11, 2013

ow my eyes

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:56

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Quinntan posted:

ow my eyes

Feature not a bug

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:57

Olothreutes: Mar 31, 2007

Quinntan posted:

ow my eyes

Working as intended, will not fix.

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:00

power crystals: Jun 6, 2007; Who wants a belly rub??

Loel posted:

That last flanker, good lord, what a boss

The SAMs don't need to kill him, just keep him from prosecuting any targets. Which they did pretty drat well! HAWKs are kinda, well, poo poo, at least this side of like 1965, but even a lovely missile will probably hit you if you just fly in a straight line. Forcing that thing away from our base meant it couldn't fire on any of the aircraft in the landing queue. That's just as important. That it did eventually kill him (I assumed the Pantsir would get the kill) is just a bonus.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:58

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