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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

WampaLord posted:

So why does it matter if the "next Star Wars" starts as a movie first?

Because I want something new and original. How dense are you?

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Fartbox posted:

I got this 22 year old girl at work who talks about the Harry Potter movies like they were her Star Wars

Those movies were all so bad

Somebody will tell you like, No. 5 or something was good but don't believe them it's a trap.

I watched the first one and it was like 3 loving hours long and none of the kids could act. And then someone made me watch the second one and it was 2.5 hours long and the kids were somehow worse at acting. I've seen them all and they all loving sucked.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Hulk needs to chill out but when he does he turns into Mark Ruffalo who gets mad about the environment or government or something and then turns into the Hulk again, it's a vicious cycle.

Also you really only need to see one Harry Potter movie/book because they're all basically identical.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Yug posted:

Because I want something new and original. How dense are you?

:ironicat:

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Look I'm sorry WampaLord, I guess all this comic book trash and scifi schlock is basically your entire existence but I want to see new movies.

You can still have your 90% regurgitated shitfest pop culture movies, just give me 10% for things that might actually be good.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I dunno what's gonna happen in the Thor movie all I know is that Mr.Hulk is a gladiator, in an arena, overseen by a dictator (exactly like in the comic "Planet Hulk")

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Yug posted:

Look I'm sorry WampaLord, I guess all this comic book trash and scifi schlock is basically your entire existence but I want to see new movies.

You can still have your 90% regurgitated shitfest pop culture movies, just give me 10% for things that might actually be good.

This already exists, so I have no idea what you're loving complaining about. Go seek out original content, it does exist.

Inception. Interstellar. There's a couple "original" movies.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Getting butt blasted about stars wars

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

WampaLord posted:

This already exists, so I have no idea what you're loving complaining about. Go seek out original content, it does exist.

It does not exist.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp1z8XvJ_X8

The only hulk movie that matters

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Every second post on the last page is a butt being blasted.

Lord have mercy.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Getting butt blasted about stars wars

He is so upset, he is enraged at the idea of new movies existing and not comic book movies. It's sad.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

priznat posted:

"Thor: Ragnarok" is really just asking for a porno version name imo

And yah Taika Waititi is a big reason why I am excited for it. I loved "What we do in the Shadows", I still need to see Wilderpeople though (I have no excuse).

I watched Wilderpeople just last night and it felt like a toned down Wes Anderson movie. I mean this in a good way. It was sort of sweet and the humor was good-natured, but in a non-corny way, like Rushmore.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Yug posted:

He is so upset, he is enraged at the idea of new movies existing and not comic book movies. It's sad.

loving lmao don't try to pull the "you mad" card, we're both just posting.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

WampaLord posted:

loving lmao don't try to pull the "you mad" card, we're both just posting.

Take a breather dude. It's not healthy to get so upset over comic book movies and star wars. It's not healthy at all.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

powerful sex moves posted:

Yeah, and The Hunt for the Wilderpeople which is a very...pleasant and funny movie.

He also did Eagle vs Shark which is a movie I really like (Also with Jemaine Clement).

Wilderpeople looks pretty neat, might look into watching it today.

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Apr 30, 2017

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I saw the best butts of my generation blasted by madness.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

The new She-Hulk trailer is pretty drat amazing though. They're really going in a bold new direction;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gG-Zfl16Y

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I wish these funny talented directors would keep making their own original movies instead of being sucked into the infinite vortex of comic book poo poo because that's all manchildren like wampalord will pay to see.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Yug posted:

Take a breather dude. It's not healthy to get so upset over comic book movies and star wars. It's not healthy at all.

Yea, you've figured me out, man. I'm over here hyperventilating and gasping for breath because I'm so triggered.

:jerkbag:

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

WampaLord posted:

Yea, you've figured me out, man. I'm over here hyperventilating and gasping for breath because I'm so triggered.

:jerkbag:

If you promise to take a break to cool down I will even admit that you "won" this big internet fight if that's what it takes, for your own health.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

WampaLord posted:

Inception. Interstellar. There's a couple "original" movies.

Arrival, Gravity, Ex Machina

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I feel like the "AT-ST!" should be a dance craze that sweeps the nation.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Yug posted:

If you promise to take a break to cool down I will even admit that you "won" this big internet fight if that's what it takes, for your own health.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Never seen someone so utterly blast their own rear end before.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I feel like the "AT-ST!" should be a dance craze that sweeps the nation.

The only people interested in this dance are too obese to do it.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk



Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Thermal exhaust ports gettin' blasted in here.

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Apr 30, 2017

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh yeah, that star destroyer is just loving floating over that city. Just effortlessly fighting off the gravity of that planet.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Finally. An artist that doesn't romanticise Jay's mouth.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



What next star war

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

You know who would be butt blasted!?!? The Hollywood executives who keep making These drat Comicbook Movies

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
There must be some character in the Star Wars universe that has a butt blaster. Probably a bounty hunter with a hidden weapon.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Space Taxi posted:

There must be some character in the Star Wars universe that has a butt blaster. Probably a bounty hunter with a hidden weapon.

wasn't there a Duke Butt-ray or something?

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Omar from Four Lions should have had a blaster up his butt.
He should have blowed up EmPalSuRecon.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Holy poo poo, Teen Witch is on TV and it's amazing. I'm gonna end up staying up until 5 am to watch this poo poo.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

That movie has a weird tagline on IMDB

quote:

High school misfit Louise, at a loss for romance, discovers magical abilities, but the teenage witch finds that she cannot conjure herself true love, so what?

So what?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Space Taxi posted:

There must be some character in the Star Wars universe that has a butt blaster. Probably a bounty hunter with a hidden weapon.

There's one dude who's entire body is a cannon, that could be considered a butt blaster.

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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Randarkman posted:

That movie has a weird tagline on IMDB


So what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a5Mvw0j1rY

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