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Radical and BADical! posted:That's the whole point. I can't figure out if it was harmless or not because I never got their side of the situation. It could have just been a joke. However, one thing to poke holes in your shading of the situation is I didn't give up on Melanie. I messaged her when she got back from her trip as she directed me to do and she ghosted me. "Ghosted me" and "she never responded so [I cut off any possible future attempts]" aren't the same thing, but thanks for the clarification, makes more sense. 
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Obsurveyor posted:"Ghosted me" and "she never responded so [I cut off any possible future attempts]" aren't the same thing, but thanks for the clarification, makes more sense. Yeah you've got me there, lol. Never really thought of it that way. Honestly, I did post that to get some other perspectives because it is a mystery to me. There is a giant chance it was all innocent but it seriously looked terrible from my perspective. Then again, she never responded so...? No one will ever know.
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Radical and BADical! posted:Yeah you've got me there, lol. Never really thought of it that way. Honestly, I did post that to get some other perspectives because it is a mystery to me. There is a giant chance it was all innocent but it seriously looked terrible from my perspective. Then again, she never responded so...? No one will ever know. Maybe she didn't respond because when she was trying to explain the funny coincidence and/or intended-prank-turned-attraction you instead started melting down in real time told her you felt sick.
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I remembered a more recent one that was more of just a very awful date moment, the rest of it was fine. She had just told me that her mom passed away and I was a little drunk by then and said "oh, I'm sorry...did she die when you were alive or sooner?". It was one of those moments where she looked at me like I was either joking or an idiot but thankfully I recovered and clarified what I actually wanted to ask. It's still one of the stupidest things I've ever asked someone, and that's saying something.
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe she didn't respond because when she was trying to explain the funny coincidence and/or intended-prank-turned-attraction you instead started melting down in real time told her you felt sick. I've thought of this before as well and it is a possibility but the evidence doesn't really suggest that. If she wanted to actually go on a real date with me she should have said that but she didn't. She instead said "we're going out for the evening, hit me up in a week" and didn't respond when I did. I also gave her a lot of time to respond, like a half hour or something and she didn't. So, my question is this: who in their right mind would agree to date someone who has proven they have no regard for your feelings from the get go? This might be a funny prank and all but manipulating someone's emotions by completely lying to them as a joke is pretty loving evil and untrustworthy. Also, this is all over IM chat so if what you are saying was actually the case she could have just written it out when she said "Oh, I'm here with my friend Lindsay, I believe you know her". In fact, if it wasn't a prank or meant to be hurtful she could have just said from the get go what her reasons for approaching me were. Also, last time I checked they have the internet in Europe so she didn't even need to cut off contact with me at all if it wasn't just a giant loving game. If your response to that is "well, she didn't respond because you ruined it already" well fine but that doesn't excuse the fact that everything she had said up to that point was a lie. In fact, the more I think about it, the more it is evident that both Lindsay and Melanie had a streak of dishonesty a mile wide. Lindsay could have said "I'm just not into you, brah, wanna be friends?" instead of inventing some story and trying to lie to me, which is really what prompted my response in the first place. If she had been up front about it I would have said "yeah no big deal, let's go lift together sometime or something". I realize women can't always expect that reaction but the girl met me and she could have easily kicked my rear end anyway (she had about a foot on me and also had been strength training for years). If she thought I was some sort of threat, she wouldn't have put her friend in "danger" by advising that she date me. Melanie could also have been up-front and said something like "Hey, my friend Lindsay told me to give you chance, I understand it didn't work out for you guys but I'm game if you are". I mean, these are adults we're talking about here, loving college adjunct professors no less. Them just having some harmless fun culminating with "it was a prank but I fell in love with you that day. Marry me, Albert Einstein!" or a comedy of misunderstandings based around my perception of things and my insecurities culminating in "I'm sorry I flipped out on you and thought you were just toying with me, please marry me Marie Curie!" is something that only really happens in terrible rom-coms. In all honesty, I actually did post this story for outside perspectives because I've always had a suspicion that maybe I'm the fuckface here and the why of it all has been a big mystery for me, but being forced to poke holes in other people's explanations has really driven home that my initial assessment of what happened was probably correct. Then again, I'm not that person anymore and neither are they, probably.
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Content cuz I'm sorry I'm killing this thread: Me on a date in car many years ago: Me: so where do you want to eat? Her: Actually, can you pull over a second? I really need to talk to you. Me: Ok. Her: I cheated on you last night. With Dave. Me: ... ... ... Really? Her: Yeah. Me: So, I guess I'll take you back to your parents house... Her: HA! I WAS JOKING I DIDN'T CHEAT but I guess you'll really never know. Shoulda broke up with her but I stayed with her for another year.
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Radical and BADical! posted:I've thought of this before as well and it is a possibility but the evidence doesn't really suggest that. If she wanted to actually go on a real date with me she should have said that but she didn't. She instead said "we're going out for the evening, hit me up in a week" and didn't respond when I did. I also gave her a lot of time to respond, like a half hour or something and she didn't. Half hour to   , it's a cold world out there.  I've missed texts for more than a half hour before. I'm not judging the now-you but the then-you pretty much ghosted her in this case, imho.
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I think everyone should just keep in mind that the past is the past, who cares about then if you have what you have now? (herpes)
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Obsurveyor posted:Half hour to ha ha ha, then-me deserved everything I got and even if it was a mean prank I had it coming for flipping out on Lindsay. This doesn't invalidate everything else I said though and she kinda earned said ghosting. Putty posted:I think everyone should just keep in mind that the past is the past, who cares about then if you have what you have now? (herpes) Agreed. I thought GBS could help me solve this mystery but it just raised more stupid questions. CONTENT: "Sorry for leading you on but I only went out with you so I could have an excuse to talk to your fraternity brother. He's pretty much perfect." - a real thing a date of mine told me. we had already made out. Radical and BADical! fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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Elsa posted:mah man I'm sorry Elsa, I lied about that story. . .I didn't feel bad for that nerd at ALL.
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I've done that poo poo so many times too. First year of college I'm making out with this girl, have her out of her clothes an wearing only her panties and she's on top of me grinding away. I loving tell her that I'm waiting for marriage. I was studying in England and met an Italian woman and her Norwegian friend on campus. They had both complained about not having had very many dates that year, so the three of us went out to dinner. At one point one asked me, loving asked me, if I had ever had a threesome. I said no, because that was a little more adventurous than I really ever got. They looked at each other in what I assumed was an "Oh, I see!" exchange and was, of course, a "how did we misjudge this moron?" exchange. Basically confirmed, as if I needed it to be, by the Italian woman e-mailing me while drunk out of the blue a year or so later to tell me how stupid I was for not taking a chance with her. Possibly more obliviously, this group of three women I knew had a party literally called "Drunken Fest" with just them and me and two other guys. Each of those dudes was getting extremely comfortable with one of the ladies. I acted like it was a regular party and hung out and talked to everyone. At some point I decided to go home and play, hmm, probably EverQuest given the timeline, and went to leave. The third woman grabbed me and kissed me and I, I did this, this is a real thing I did, thought to myself "awesome!" and then still left. The disconnect between cause and effect in my dating life is so palpable in hindsight, that I managed to find a way to even turn things like this into like THAT WAS A PITY KISS LOSER JUST BE GLAD IT HAPPENED instead of IT WAS A GODDAMN DATE SETUP OR MAYBE EVEN ORGY IN THE MAKING WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID Radical and BADical! posted:Most people would be like "naw, man, she just really digs you" but it had never once happened in my life so I was already somewhat suspicious, sadly. Radical and BADical! posted:Also the part with the chat is like 80% verbatim. Say what you will about memory but you don't forget something like that. PureEvil6_13 posted:Took a girl out to a bar once and she ran into some other dude she knew. I endured about an hour of her ignoring me and talking to him before I got up and left. She ran out after me to my car. . .not to tell me she was being an rear end in a top hat, but to ask me if it's ok if that other guy takes her home and I tell her that I'm obviously leaving and don't care how or if she gets home. jesus Elsa already made the joke about it being his scenario but to be fair I am otherwise serious
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I had a few minor dumb things in High School as a really shy kid: - I had a weird Photoshop class where this girl in it was always interested in what I was doing. She'd always try to talk to me and get to know me better and I'd avoid the subject or clam up. We'd sit at lunch together at the friends table and even then I'd be too shy to talk about anything. Her name was Krystal though so I probably dodged a bullet. - There was this very cute girl in Math class that would stare at me while I wasn't looking. I'd know this cause I was right next to the window and would see her staring in the reflection. Never did anything cause no self-confidence, etc. - Got asked to the prom and I said no cause I thought it'd be boring. - Senior year I became a lot more open but this came with me having a dry, rear end in a top hat sense of humor that I'd use in conversation. This somehow got me more popular instead of beat up. I offended some girl once while being an rear end in a top hat and she said something along the lines of "Wow Putty I really liked you but now I'm upset" and I don't remember the rest cause Christ what an rear end in a top hat. Also lunch once with a co-worker from a freshman college job where she legit wanted to get to know me. During part of our conversation I showed her that video where Sony takes a poo poo on Xbox's game sharing policy, god knows why. Nowadays I know if someone wants to talk to you just drop a copy of Hotel Mario and run. Putty fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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I really is unbelievable how common it is for dudes to go through their younger years wondering why girls don't like them, never realizing the multiple opportunities that were staring them in the face. I spent my whole high school years looking at the hot, popular girls from afar. If I hadn't been a complete retard I would have spent those years chilling with the chubby girl who liked to smoke weed and watch Star Trek, two things she directly told me she liked in what should have been the most obvious invitation ever. Or the freckled girl who kept hanging around me at lunch and wondering what I was doing on the weekends (until she got a boyfriend). Or the dancer girl who told me two weeks before prom that she didn't have a date. Instead I spent the whole time feeling alone and miserable, wondering why Popular Cheerleader wasn't interested. At least as little happy ending I got to spend Senior's Night (an at-school party thing for all the graduated seniors, took place after prom, only a day or two before graduation) with dancer girl. We crossed paths at the event unplanned and somehow despite my incredibly thick head the unspoken message finally came across. We stuck to each other the whole night having fun. Nothing sexual and we never saw each other again, but a good memory. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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Apr 30, 2017 03:43
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I'm sorry Elsa, I lied about that story. . .I didn't feel bad for that nerd at ALL. I feel like that is a very healthy thing to witness.
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Barudak posted:drat. cheating on your wife is abuse?
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When I was stationed in Vegas, 22ish, there was this friend of a friend who lived in my apartment complex. She took me out to a strip club (Little Darlings) and then we went back to her place and she invited me to spend the night. We sort of talked about hooking up and I just wasn't really into her like that. I leaned over and started making out with her but she just laid there and it was so bad that I thought she didn't want to. So I went back to my apartment. Sometime later I'm hanging out at her place again with another girl who was a photographer in the Air Force. I knew her from a retirement function at our unit on base and other than a gap in her front teeth she was kinda cute I guess. The first girl who took me to a strip club brought up threesomes and they were both like yeah that's cool but it didn't happen. I don't remember what I said or did but I know we kept hanging out. I just wasn't ready for that at 22. She later told me that she took me to the strip club because she thought it would make me horny. But getting grinded on by super hotties pretty much had the opposite effect. Super sexual women and then... her. Fast forward to when I'm 29 and I went on a short camping trip with two girls from class in junior college. I drove one of the girl's dad's truck with her parents' camper attached to the back. Without the first situation I mentioned I wouldn't have recognized what was going on so I played it cool and it was basically a weekend of sex in a camper for a weekend with two girls in my junior college algebra class.
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On the way back the topic of road head came up and when I mentioned it was grounds for indecent exposure charges the girl whose parents' stuff we were riding in tied her hair back and proceeded to nearly made me wreck at 22 in the first story I looked like  at 29 I looked like  and right now I'm a FAT gently caress who needs to get back in shape. Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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Elsa posted:On the way back the topic of road head came up and when I mentioned it was grounds for indecent exposure charges the girl whose parents' stuff we were riding in tied her hair back and proceeded to nearly made me wreck Oh so she did that thing where girls pretend to pull their hair back so it does or does not get in the way but you said she couldn't because you were driving? I cannot believe she would stoop so low.
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Breetai posted:Oh so she did that thing where girls pretend to pull their hair back so it does or does not get in the way but you said she couldn't because you were driving? No after I said it was illegal, without saying anything else she decided to be edgy and give me road head
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Apr 30, 2017 07:26
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Elsa posted:No after I said it was illegal, without saying anything else she decided to be edgy and give me road head So your girlfriend with her long, blonde hair went down on you and had she must enjoyed it..but you didn't.
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Dr. Quarex posted:
The time I go to a bar as a third wheel with my best friend and his girlfriend, to meet a bunch of her lovely friends. I slowly gravitated toward a group of people that were a lot more fun and there were two lovely ladies in that group that seemed especially interested in me. They eventually said they were going to another bar up the street and "maybe they'd see me there". I went back and endured another 30 minutes of my pals girlfriends nerd friends and left for the bar those other cool people were at. I get to the bar and go to the busier, upstairs part and wander around a little bit, trying to not look too obvious that I'm looking for people. Turns out the girls found me and brought me to their table where they shared their beer with me. At some point they both dragged me out to the dance floor, where I rarely venture, and they make me the meat of their hot girl dance sandwich. The place was really busy and somehow we got separated, but when the placed closed everyone was herded towards the stairs. I stay upstairs for a while to see if I can find them but can't, so I meld in with the herd of drunkers going downstairs. As I get halfway down I see that both girls are waiting at the bottom of the steps, with big smiles on their faces when they see me. I walk up to them and they say "Hey! We thought we missed you! Do you know of any parties are going on after the bars close?" Me: "Hrrmm no, I don't know of any" Once in a lifetime Opp: "Uhh, well is there anything else we can do. . ." Me: "Golly I don't even know what could be going on at this time of night" Obvious 3 Way: "ooo kay so what are YOU going to do right now?" Dumb gently caress me: "Oh! I'm just going to go home and go to bed! Sad Girls: "Oh. Ok well I guess we'll see you around" loving idiot Me: "Oh MAN that would be GREAT! I really do hope I see you two some time" Around 4:45am is when I woke up screaming "Whaaaaat the FUUUUUUUCK!" Thinking back, I feel that the first question they asked about if I knew of any parties going on made me think they just wanted to find another place to keep drinking, and that shut off all my social queue detectors. I made this thread about actually 'dates' that were terrible. . .I have plenty of other times where I threw away sure thing sex like a paper cup.
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Breetai posted:So your girlfriend with her long, blonde hair went down on you and had she must enjoyed it..but you didn't. girlfriend?
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Elsa posted:girlfriend?  I thought you'd be familiar with it, though you're obviously not getting the reference, but that being said if you have to apply your hilarious cartooning talents to any offsite post/thread, check this poo poo out.
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Breetai posted:
yeah I got the feeling it was a reference but I didn't recognize it. so i ignored it
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Oh boy , my experiences with Tinder: Met a cute girl, lived a few hundred miles away but had enough fun chatting with her that I decided to drive over to her town. After finding the address, I arrived at a place can only he described as a cliche kingpin mansion. It took around 5 solid minutes of driving inside the property to find the entrance. Complete with a valet and those tall columns in the front doorway that rich people like. Entering her house, first thing I see is that they have a massive reflecting pool in the living room and plenty of fancy furniture and paintings, so yeah. Had a nice date and laughed and had fun, made out and she bought me a gift. Later on we lost track of each other and she sort of friendzoned me, no idea why, but a couple of months later we met again and she told me she actually wanted to date but I didn't show enough interest because I missed several cues to say something "romantic" I so wanted to, but oh well, she's dating someone else and we still talk time to time. Met also the daughter of a MLB training school. She arrived at the restaurant and immediately confessed to me that she lied about her age, she put 21 on her Facebook but was actually 18. I didn't give a flying gently caress to be honest, because she was so pretty but I hosed up by doing dumb things and she dumped me after the 2nd date (which was the movie the fault in our starts, gently caress, what lovely date that was). Now she lives between Miami and Barcelona and turned into a copy of Kyle Jenner. My other tinder date was this hot curvy, short haired lawyer with a million dollar smile. She was funny, clever and completely insane. We decided to go clubbing and when I picked her up all I could think about was that extremely short black dress she was wearing, the second we get our table she takes my hands and runs them down her dress and begs to grind her on the dance floor, I couldn't believe my luck. Afterwards, we decided to drive to the beach were we have sex by ocean with a perfect sunrise and is the best night out I had so far. We started dating and little by little it degraded into a mess where she destroyed my self-esteem and treated me either like a king or a piece of poo poo depending on crazy variables that made sense in her head. We broke up 7 months later and she still follows me on social media and likes all my photos. She was also obsessed with Korean soap operas. Met my current GF at work who's just the nicest, most caring loving person I've ever met, basically a giant heart with pretty eyes and couldn't be happier. I don't regret anything, But man was Tinder wild.
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Worst "date" was with my college ex. She's white, I'm black. I was meeting her extended family for the first time. It was at a confederate themed restaurant in bumfuck PA.
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:Worst "date" was with my college ex. She's white, I'm black. I was meeting her extended family for the first time. It was at a confederate themed restaurant in bumfuck PA. Was this based on your date?
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Was this based on your date? It was based on mine and every black partner's experience when meeting their white partner's extended family. When I met my ex's mother for the first time she loudly said, "thank god you arent ghetto!"
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Apr 30, 2017 21:28
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I met up with a girl and we just walked around her city for a while and it was kind of nice. Bought a disposable camera and just shot a bunch of random poo poo, had fun. So we go back to her place and we ended up watching some stupid movie, I dunno, I think it might have been the first live-action Scooby Doo? Where they go to the island and fight Scrappy Doo at the end or some poo poo? Anyway, we ended up cuddling in her bed until the movie was over and then just kind of sitting there for a while. I had work the next morning so around 11pm, I say to her "Hey, this was fun, but I've got to go because I have work in the morning." She doesn't reply, just nods her head slightly and nuzzles into my armpit or wherever the gently caress she had her head. She has her arms wrapped around me, so I try to disengage and she straight up just doesn't let go. I'm trying my best not to be abrupt or aggressive because it had been a good day and I wanted to see her again sometime. So again, I say "look, I know this is comfy and everything, and it's been a good time, but I really have to go." This time, she spins further towards me and then wraps her legs around my waist, while also locking her arms together around my shoulders. The entire time, she does not say a word. On one hand, there's a small part of my brain that is flattered. It's not often that a girl goes out of her way to express interest in me, and especially not on a first date. The other, much larger and prescient part of my brain, is screaming "GET THE gently caress OUTTA THERE MAN DEFCON LEVEL CLINGY." I'm a huge pussy so I tried to be gentle about it again and she still wouldn't say anything. This girl had just bearhugged me and wouldn't let go for anything. So I try prying her arms apart and she refuses to budge. Now I could have definitely used some force and gotten free, but I didn't want to hurt her nor did I want to give any sort of leverage to a "he assaulted me" kind of thing. A girl crazy enough to loving lock herself onto your body is definitely crazy enough to lie to the police because you didn't do what she wanted. What I finally had to do in order to get her to let go of me was to forcefully hold her head at eye level with mine and say very angrily "I need to leave. I am not enjoying this anymore. This is not fun." Her eyes opened kinda wide, gave me a look, and then she sort of shrugged and released me. Then as I was getting my coat and shoes on, she reached into my coat pocket and took my car keys. It took 2 pretty big police officers to restrain her and make her give back my car keys. I ended up not even going to sleep, just got a coffee and sat down at home. There's obviously a lot more to this story, but it's mostly just little details. It was a pretty wild time. I actually hosed her a couple weeks later inside a physics lab at the university she went to afterhours, then I transferred schools and she went to France and I never saw her again. barnold fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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I've never had a bad date. All ends well once I whip out my pecker
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I got one more now that I think about it. I met this girl who was in a serious relationship with a woman but was interested in side dick so to speak. So this girl Kate came over to my place to hang out, we drank wine and watched a movie. After a while we started making out and things get frisky. Kate takes off my shirt and starting playing with my junk and I'm reaching down her skirt. She tells me she's on her period and has to take out her tampon. While she's in the bathroom I get buck naked and Kate comes out and just laughs. Tells me that's really creepy that I got completely naked in like 10 seconds. She keeps telling me that I made her super uncomfortable and that she should probably go. I end up walking Kate to her car and she's still laughing about the whole situation and at that point I'm more focused on how late it's gotten. She asks me what's wrong and I told her I'm supposed to be at my mates in about an hour to play DnD. Rather than laugh she tells me her partner Carol who's a total nerd and has been looking for a group. I end up getting her gf Carol's info. Lo and behold we get to where her car should be and it's gone. She inadvertently parked in a tow away zone. We find out where the towing company is and feeling bad I call an uber to take us way into the ghetto to grab it. I'm about starving at this point and try to get a pop tart out the vending machine, but the machine eats my dollar. Kate gets her car back after paying $300 and says let's get McDonalds cuz all this stress got her hungry. I'm all about it since McDonalds would be closer to my mates house. We get there and I order a 3 for 5; burger, fries and 10 piece nuggets. I ask her if she can drop me off a few blocks further up at my mates. Kate complains about how she just wants to go home but agrees anyways. As I'm getting out I realize they forgot give me my burger and I'm arguing with Kate to drive me back to McDonalds. As you can guess she says no. I go up to my mates pissed off waiting for our ranger to show up and our fighter decides to order takeout. I say throw in a medium cheese and I'll pay for it. Long story short delivery comes and they forget my pizza. No pop tart, no burger, no pizza. Worst night ever.
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I have bad date stories! My worst date/possibly this one dudes worst date: In highschool I was friends with a group of three guys - I'm always pretty blatant about being a lesbian and everyone seemed chill at first. We hung out and played videogames and drank pretty frequently. One of them texted one day telling me to come hang out with them all at this one arcade. I show up and of fuckin' course he's the only one there. He muttered something about the other guys ditching but said that he already bought the tokens the arcade machines used, so I should play some of the games with him. I was kinda unassuming and naive back then so I was like, okay, sure. Afterwards, he asked if I wanted to go get a coffee. I declined as I was starting to feel that the situation was a bit odd. He insisted on walking me to my car and then looked at me expectantly. I got in my car, waved at him, and drove off. I got home and my phone had a novel on it about how I was a bitch for not at least giving him a hug after how well he thought our "date" went. I texted him back something along the lines of "You said the other guys ditched, were you inviting them on a date too? I think you'd have better chance trying to get with (other male friend from group) lol" He never responded to that text and I never hung out with him alone again, but a couple months later he screamed a heartbroken confession of his love to me at a party after finding me making out with his sister; I laughed at him. He began to weep and then ran away from the party and into the crisp winter night, presumably a broken man. My worst date that I was not tricked into via ambush wasn't really that bad - I met up with a Tinder girl for lunch. She seemed pretty normal. We talked about a bit of casual stuff - the weather, families, poo poo like that. At some point I asked about her hobbies. She proceeded to talk about Steven Universe for about 30 minutes straight despite my desperate air of disinterest towards the subject. She then entreated me earnestly and with great urgency to create a Tumblr. I mentioned that I don't really see watching TV as an actual hobby and asked what else she did in her spare time. She started to talk about some other cartoon, and any further atempts to change the topic always led back to fandoms and cartoons. It was like she was a missionary for the church of latter day children's animated shows or something. She was 24 and allegedly getting a masters degree in women's studies and was upset when I wouldn't go on a second date with her. I've also had a couple of first dates go entirely innocuously if not outright fantastic only to have the girl mention at the end -with one of them it was after we banged- that they really liked me and they're excited for me to meet their up-to-that-point-unmentioned boyfriend. It's left a bitter taste in my mouth and unto this very day whenever anyone mentions polygamy I scream, firmly clasp my scalp between my hands, and pull hard enough that my skin rips off and beneath the bloodied cover of my skull glimpses are revealed of my enraged frothing brain.
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Vespertillian posted:I have bad date stories! lol A+
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May 1, 2017 04:27
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Vespertillian posted:I have bad date stories! Legitimately curious - when does the bf mention come in? Like, you are cuddling in post-coital bliss and then she just drops it out of nowhere?
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May 1, 2017 04:39
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Turdsdown Tom posted:I met up with a girl and we just walked around her city for a while and it was kind of nice. Bought a disposable camera and just shot a bunch of random poo poo, had fun. So we go back to her place and we ended up watching some stupid movie, I dunno, I think it might have been the first live-action Scooby Doo? Where they go to the island and fight Scrappy Doo at the end or some poo poo? Anyway, we ended up cuddling in her bed until the movie was over and then just kind of sitting there for a while. I had work the next morning so around 11pm, I say to her "Hey, this was fun, but I've got to go because I have work in the morning." I think that Scooby Doo movie is some sort of cult indoctrination, you got off easy.
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Turdsdown Tom posted:I met up with a girl and we just walked around her city for a while and it was kind of nice. Bought a disposable camera and just shot a bunch of random poo poo, had fun. So we go back to her place and we ended up watching some stupid movie, I dunno, I think it might have been the first live-action Scooby Doo? Where they go to the island and fight Scrappy Doo at the end or some poo poo? Anyway, we ended up cuddling in her bed until the movie was over and then just kind of sitting there for a while. I had work the next morning so around 11pm, I say to her "Hey, this was fun, but I've got to go because I have work in the morning." I got a half chub from this. Not cause of the kinky almost-rape that you narrowly avoided, but because you reminded me about that terrible scooby doo movie with scrappy as the final boss. SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 05:15 on May 1, 2017 |
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