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Infidel Castro posted:I had to explain the three inning save rule to my mom when Tommy Milone got one, and she's been watching baseball since those were actually common. my fb friend didn't understand that a pitcher can both start and relieve.
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AsInHowe posted:who is Jim Adduci A 31-year-old Brennan Boesch.
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Inspector_666 posted:The Yankees lost a sumbitch of a game today because they left everybody on base, but we got to see relief pitcher Bryan Mitchell playing first base. Even when they lose. the games are way more watchable than last years team
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Some Numbers posted:Anthony Rendon. Just in case anyone missed it, Rendon went 6/6 with 5 runs, 3 homers, and 10 RBIs. I think I read that he had 16 total bases.
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Inspector_666 posted:The Yankees lost a sumbitch of a game today because they left everybody on base, but we got to see relief pitcher Bryan Mitchell playing first base. Yeah how did that happen? I caught part of the 10th and there was a kerfuffle about pinch hitting for the DH or something?
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Most days I would do the standard strikeout joke with Jays instead but the Jays bullpen was pretty much lights out today after Sanchez exploded his finger again. Sanchez 
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I am glad that the good and righteous Nationals were able to exact some measure of revenge on the accursed Mets for bringing their black injury juju with them into town and blowing up Adam Eaton's leg.
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Thor trying to end his season early with injury this year
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ego symphonic posted:I am glad that the good and righteous Nationals were able to exact some measure of revenge on the accursed Mets for bringing their black injury juju with them into town and blowing up Adam Eaton's leg. They blew the Mets out so bad I almost forgot the terrible pain that is the essence of being a Washington sports fan.
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JoeCL posted:They blew the Mets out so bad I almost forgot the terrible pain that is the essence of being a Washington sports fan. Wait, what does that blowout have to do with the Mariners?
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The legend of Eric "BUILD ID:0027583" Thames grows.
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why does every clip of the KBO that i see look 400 times more fun than major league baseball
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You can tell that was an earlier prototype of the Thamesbot. This incident led to the discovery that a hard hit to the Thamesbot in the right location would short circuit his AI programming to only harm baseballs. Luckily the fail safe kicked in mid way to the pitcher mound and the incident was played off as a funny joke.
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R.D. Mangles posted:why does every clip of the KBO that i see look 400 times more fun than major league baseball No white people.
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R.D. Mangles posted:why does every clip of the KBO that i see look 400 times more fun than major league baseball Because you don't have every old writer clutching pearls about THE UNWRITTEN RULES  over there.Every fan when Joey Bats did his flip:  Every writer:  Alternately: Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:No white people.
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Gibbons wants Archer suspended for throwing behind Bautista. I mean I kind of get it, but theres no way that actually happens right? There was no ejections, no bench "brawl", there wasn't even a HBP or further incidents later in the game. I guess you can argue that a guy with Archers control doesn't miss that badly unless he wants to but hey, its gotta happen once in a while. I dunno. Personally I think Archer was just "sending a message" and didn't intend to hit him. Which someone will point out that its still stupid to do because if you happen to slip you can hit someone in the face and obviously I agree with that. I dunno how you can prove that to the point where you suspend a guy over it especially if there wasn't actually anyone getting hit. They did suspend Barnes for something similar with Machado though so who knows
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Crazy Ted posted:Yeah how did that happen? I caught part of the 10th and there was a kerfuffle about pinch hitting for the DH or something? The Yankees put Chapman in to pitch the 10th, but wanted Mitchell to still be available for the 11th*, but he already pitched in the 9th. So they put Chapman in place of the DH and had Mitchell play 1B. Of course, the only reason they had to do this was because Girardi put Dellin in earlier in the game even though Mitchell was available. And Warren probably could have pitched too. *He gave up 3 runs with help from some janky defense. EDIT: I want Mitchell to figure it out because he has some really filthy stuff. Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 1, 2017 |
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Popete posted:The SAS baseball/softball players thread locked over winter break due to inactivity and I have been extra lazy about starting a new one. Is there still interest from anyone playing or looking too play this summer? Sick picture! I'm definitely in - I've been the starting pitcher for all 4 of our team's games this year instead of kicking around left field so I should have more to talk about!
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R.D. Mangles posted:why does every clip of the KBO that i see look 400 times more fun than major league baseball The pros: the fans, the team names, the mascots, the uniforms, and if you live on the West Coast games start at 9 or 10 PM on Friday/Saturday night for your streaming pleasure. BONUS PRO: Nippon Professional Baseball has Japhet Amdaor AKA "El Gigante de Mulegé" AKA "I clock in at 6'4" & 320 pounds and mash dingers". Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 08:43 on May 1, 2017 |
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I saw Amador in person once when he was in Astros camp and he looked incredibly out of place
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I wasn't ready for the Yankees to be good again. I feel like we should have had at least a few more years of peace. However, a Yankees nationals World Series would be awesome.
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I get a disproportionate amount of pleasure out of watching fat guys who can barely run without stumbling smash dingers, this is why I want Dan Vogelbach and Kyle Schwarber to pan out so badly It's also why I pray to the voodoo gods every year that Kyle Blanks doesn't die and welp
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NiceGuy posted:I get a disproportionate amount of pleasure out of watching fat guys who can barely run without stumbling smash dingers, this is why I want Dan Vogelbach and Kyle Schwarber to pan out so badly
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New Concept Hole posted:The Mets medical staff is so bad that pitchers would rather risk long-term injuries than let them check things out, and the Mets medical staff is so bad that they were also okay with this decision. Yep. Both parties are absolute idiots. Syndegaard is 24. He should probably take some sort of precautions to preserve his source of income. There's really nothing to say about the Met's medical staff that hasn't already been said.
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euphronius posted:I wasn't ready for the Yankees to be good again. I feel like we should have had at least a few more years of peace. Don't forget, our golden boy Gary Sanchez has only played 5 games too. He's gonna be back soon.
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Popete posted:The SAS baseball/softball players thread locked over winter break due to inactivity and I have been extra lazy about starting a new one. Is there still interest from anyone playing or looking too play this summer? THIS IS COOL I just moved back to Kansas City after almost 20 years away and almost immediately after I got here one of my teammates from HS hit me up to see if I'd pitch for his team this summer which I am strongly considering. I played in a tournament last fall and actually played pretty well but goddamn that was some serious arm soreness. Note: their normal SP threw THIRTEEN INNINGS in the majors and thus is by far the best player in the league.
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Playing pitchers in the field is such my poo poo this Yankees team is so loving awesome I love Joe Girardi and god bless america. This team hasn't been fun since the Porn Loving Tater Mashing man left and I am very excited to love my team again.
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Paul Zuvella posted:Don't forget, our golden boy Gary Sanchez has only played 5 games too. He's gonna be back soon. Yeah . They'll need severino to hold up all year I think. Tanaka Pineda severino should be good enough to win playoff series. IMHO.
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Paul Zuvella posted:Don't forget, our golden boy Gary Sanchez has only played 5 games too. He's gonna be back soon. Also Bird will remember how to hit before the season ends. And in a more outlandish premonition, Starlin Castro already has 7 walks this season and an 8.5% swinging strike rate so I'm declaring him totally fixed.
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So seeing all of these exit velocity charts based on baseballs hit by very large very strong young men.... ...How in the hell did Mickey Mantle/Babe Ruth hit ~600 foot HRs? Or is that apocryphal?
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Inspector_666 posted:Also Bird will remember how to hit before the season ends. In a perfect world, Headly and Castro will crash back to earth right around the time that Bird and Sanchez pick up steam. It's all part of the plan. The biggest fear I have is that Aaron Judge is the next Frenchy and it haunts me at night.
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iospace posted:It's May, btw. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819028
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