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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
im an abortion-murderist

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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
How did Trump, who doesn't drink, get the "guy who I could see myself having a beer with" vote?
lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Nocheez posted:

How did Trump, who doesn't drink, get the "guy who I could see myself having a beer with" vote?
lol

Those voters were drunk when they voted


Full disclosure: So was I

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Maybe it is because I am so drunk with lols from our Dear Leader, President Donald Just-Havin'-a-Coke Trump, that this image really sums up Spicer's job as Press Secretary.

Inside the mechanical suit, JorBax, the joker from the Planet Anime, realizes that he is losing his grip on reality

:colbert: NYTimes: "Mr. Spicer, do you have any comments on what the President has stated this morning regarding Andrew Jackson and the Civil War?"

JorBax is sweating profusely under the synthetic skin.

:stare: Spicer: "At this time, we have no comment."

:colbert: NYTimes: "But, Mr. Spicer, President Tru-"

JorBax finally snaps. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees a cup. It wasn't the cup itself that caused him to snap, it was its contents that made him have flashbacks.

:stare: Spicer: "Excuse me. Excuse me! Are those Dippin' Dots?! I specifically asked for those NOT to be here! Please have him escorted from the briefing! I don't want those in my sight ever again!"

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Madcosby posted:

People don't realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?

lol

I think this might be the dumbest thing he's said so far.

And I know he's going to repeatedly top it.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Nocheez posted:

How did Trump, who doesn't drink, get the "guy who I could see myself having a beer with" vote?
lol

I think its because the people who voted for Trump are loving retards.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Feminasty Slut posted:

I think its because the people who voted for Trump are loving retards.

See also: People wanting to have a beer with George W. Bush.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001


Except the bridge should collapse and the train should still make it to the other side without anyone knowing how and also the train is made of gold

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

haljordan posted:

Those voters were drunk when they voted


Full disclosure: So was I

my bar does (well, did, since I don't live in that city anymore) that thing where you can trade your "I voted!" sticker in for a beer and as the night went on and Trump started getting more and more of the vote the bartender got more and more pissed. At around 10 these college kids came in and she asked them "Hey where's your vote sticker? You guys get a free beer if you've still got them to trade in!" and they were like "Oh we didn't vote." and my bartender got so upset she poured them lovely foamy beers and gave the girl like a 3rd of a shot in her gin tonic.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Remember when Trump said over and over during his campaign that they were going to keep the pre existing condition clause?

Lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

scrubs season six posted:

Remember when Trump said over and over during his campaign that they were going to keep the pre existing condition clause?

Lol

remember when he said he'd get stuff done at all lmfao

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

scrubs season six posted:

Remember when Trump said over and over during his campaign that they were going to keep the pre existing condition clause?

Lol

remember when the president of the united states got caught lying hundreds of times on national television for no apparent reason?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Which one

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


reminder that Trump's own attorneys have to meet with him in pairs to keep him from lying to them

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

scrubs season six posted:

Remember when Trump said over and over during his campaign that they were going to keep the pre existing condition clause?

Lol

The last I had heard they were keeping the clause in order to get more moderates on board, which once again is making the libertarians pissed.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

scrubs season six posted:

Remember when Trump said over and over during his campaign that they were going to keep the pre existing condition clause?

Lol

he still thinks it's in there

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

There is no pre existing conditions clause, Obamacare is dead simple Don said so

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

FuturePastNow posted:

reminder that Trump's own attorneys have to meet with him in pairs to keep him from lying to them

lmao, is this true?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Cthulu Carl posted:

See also: People wanting to have a beer with George W. Bush.

yea but that would be entertaining as hell where as the latter would be awkward at best.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

lmao, is this true?

Yup lol

Q: You had a meeting on June 16, 1990?

A: Right. Same identical entry. Right. Okay. For three quarters of an hour with Donald, right.

Q: Did Mr. Miller always do everything together with you when he was active in this case?

A: Not everything, but we—it’s always been our practice to make sure two people are present, and we don’t have a problem of people lying.

Q: You are meeting with your client?

A: That’s right. Our client. Hey, Trump is a leader in the field of expert—he’s an expert at interpreting things. Let’s put it that way.

Q: That’s interestingly put. As I recall in your letter to Mr. Descantis, which we marked yesterday, you indicated the policy of your office was to have two attorneys present for meeting with public officials?

A: Correct.

Q: Here you are meeting with your client?

A: That’s right.

Q: Was it necessary for both you and Mr. Miller to always attend the meeting —

A: We always do that.

Q: Always?

A: We tried to do it with Donald always if we could because Donald says certain things and then has a lack of memory.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Remember when Donald Trump said he'd do anything remotely positive lol

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

I remember people voted for trump entirely for the wall and that makes me lol immensely

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

scrubs season six posted:

Remember when Trump said over and over during his campaign that they were going to keep the pre existing condition clause?

Lol

yeah, he said it yesterday too:

quote:

President Donald Trump says the Republican plan to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act "guarantees" coverage for Americans with pre-existing conditions -- a claim that could undercut the legislation the White House is currently pushing on Capitol Hill.

"Pre-existing conditions are in the bill. And I mandate it. I said, 'Has to be,'" Trump told CBS's John Dickerson on "Face the Nation" Sunday.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/30/politics/trump-health-care-pre-existing-conditions/

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Anyone who voted for Trump for any of his campaign promises is gonna be disappointed it seems. Not gonna build the wall, not gonna undo the ACA, not gonna end ISIS, not gonna bring China to task, not gonna bring jobs back, not gonna lock up Hillary...

The only people who may yet get what they want are the accelerationists lol.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

FuhrerHat posted:

reminder: the us used to occupy the phillippines but got kicked out when a volcano made repairing the base too expensive

Also reminder: Phillipinos love America so much they adopted the entire US Constitution as their own (including all amendments I believe).

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Look at this little kid Sean Spicer's reading to. How did I miss him??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekj2S2UGTRY&t=35s

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

What's the gun situation

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Blue Train posted:

What's the gun situation

In the Phillipines? lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOyhOwi35-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOndtUcRXdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ1B2aPzRhI

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Clicked the first one, saw the image and lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The whole pre existing condition thing is pointless if the health care bill doesn't limit what insurers can charge

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
watch trump just change the name of obamacare to trumpcare or whatever and claim victory

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
even in the age of the eternal lol, today's harvest has been bountiful

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Chinatown posted:

watch trump just change the name of obamacare to affordable care act or whatever and claim victory

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Chinatown posted:

watch trump just change the name of obamacare to trumpcare or whatever and claim victory

I've been waiting for this honestly

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice
Still over here waiting for Don Trumpledore to clean up the crime in Chicago lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

turn off the TV posted:

The last I had heard they were keeping the clause in order to get more moderates on board, which once again is making the libertarians pissed.

This morning I heard they were dropping it to get the libertarians on board which will probably piss off the moderates but they're leaving it up to the states to decide individually which is flat out retarded.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

withoutclass posted:

Still over here waiting for Don Trumpledore to clean up the crime in Chicago lol

What do you think the Duterte invite was for?

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Look at this little kid Sean Spicer's reading to. How did I miss him??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekj2S2UGTRY&t=35s

imo Spicer should make reading picture books his full-time gig and this little guy should be press sec

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

he can do it with another of his executive orders which officially don't mean anything

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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

scrubs season six posted:

This morning I heard they were dropping it to get the libertarians on board which will probably piss off the moderates but they're leaving it up to the states to decide individually which is flat out retarded.

hmmmmm.... we completely failed on the first healthcase bill trying to cater to this group instead of this group. lets try to cater to that group instead of that group, it'll work out great this time!

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