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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

just google "but who will build the roads" and be prepared to go down a rabbit hole of lolbertarian insanity


http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/who-will-build-the-roads/

SnowCrash_Chp1.txt

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

just google "but who will build the roads" and be prepared to go down a rabbit hole of lolbertarian insanity


http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/who-will-build-the-roads/

lol these cucks are the ones smiling as they wreck their tires on lovely toll roads they're paying 5 bucks to drive on each way

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/verge/status/858637817538387968

Serf
May 5, 2011


i used to be an ancap back in the day

i'm probably still just as dumb, but holy poo poo lol @ me

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Joementum posted:

just google "but who will build the roads" and be prepared to go down a rabbit hole of lolbertarian insanity


http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/who-will-build-the-roads/

libertarianism is the dumbest and most fascinating utopian ideology to me

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/823369917353394176

uh

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

quote:

One way funds could be raised is subscriptions.

*analyses road subscription user churn rate, produces hefty report, gets paid 6 figure salary*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Whats w the title did hannity die

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

just google "but who will build the roads" and be prepared to go down a rabbit hole of lolbertarian insanity


http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/who-will-build-the-roads/

just lol if ur house doesn't have several competing privately owned driveways

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

tenderjerk posted:

one thing I've noticed about all the conservative twitter accounts everyone is posting, like every single one of their tweets is of a political nature, going back weeks and months

like without fail, and nothing about anything else

There's like one dude making up 80% of the #tcot hashtag posts and he's a retired guy who is like the Sean Hannity to Bill Mitchell's O'Reilly. He's like clearly addicted to RT's/Likes and just posts any conservative take he can every 10 minutes lmao.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Joementum posted:

just google "but who will build the roads" and be prepared to go down a rabbit hole of lolbertarian insanity


http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/who-will-build-the-roads/

This is the dumbest poo poo

Anyone who has worked in contracting for more than a month will recognize option C, the firm that promises work at 80% of the next highest bid, cuts every corner and puts forth a barely passable product, declares bankruptcy once they're sued, and reforms under a different company name 2 months later

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

Kill, Injure, Make Cry;

Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Random Old Trump Voter

Random, Ann, Sean

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Joementum posted:

just google "but who will build the roads" and be prepared to go down a rabbit hole of lolbertarian insanity


http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/who-will-build-the-roads/

reminds me of this gem from a few days ago

https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/839635261378211841

:discourse:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
brb selling road subscription plans on my podcast next to spots for MeUndies

MeRoadways

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tarp gun guy was a state approved foster parent.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Aim for the cluster of pimples, boys

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

crazy cloud posted:

Whats w the title did hannity die

He tweeted that if FNC president Bill Shine got canned it would be the end of the channel and then later today Murdoch announced that Shine had resigned.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

he should take a cue from black people and take it back by insisting that only fellow nazis can call each other nazi

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That DICK! posted:

Kill, Injure, Make Cry;

Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Random Old Trump Voter

Kill Hannity because jesus christ who needs that poo poo at all
Make Ann cry because making her have real feelings about something would be worse than death for her
Push the Trump voter over and injure them so they're forced into the meat shredder known and OBAMACARE

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Intel&Sebastian posted:

There's like one dude making up 80% of the #tcot hashtag posts and he's a retired guy who is like the Sean Hannity to Bill Mitchell's O'Reilly. He's like clearly addicted to RT's/Likes and just posts any conservative take he can every 10 minutes lmao.

bill mitchell is an artist

he has this pinned
and is going down this rabbit hole live

mormonpartyboat fucked around with this message at 21:33 on May 1, 2017

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Not a Children posted:

This is the dumbest poo poo

Anyone who has worked in contracting for more than a month will recognize option C, the firm that promises work at 80% of the next highest bid, cuts every corner and puts forth a barely passable product, declares bankruptcy once they're sued, and reforms under a different company name 2 months later

heh, but the free market will learn and stop hiring them! :smug:

by the way have i showed you my vast collection of hoarded silver

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


What the gently caress

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Kill Hannity because jesus christ who needs that poo poo at all
Make Ann cry because making her have real feelings about something would be worse than death for her
Push the Trump voter over and injure them so they're forced into the meat shredder known and OBAMACARE

switch Ann and Sean imo, half of his persona is based on being a tough guy who does MMA or something so it would be funnier and Ann is just a waste of everything given to her

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Serf posted:

i used to be an ancap back in the day

i'm probably still just as dumb, but holy poo poo lol @ me

I had a friend go from ancap to ancomm. Still trying to wrap my head around that one but I don't ask any questions.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
do these ancaps think corporate woke stuff is because of govt intervention?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Joementum posted:

just google "but who will build the roads" and be prepared to go down a rabbit hole of lolbertarian insanity


http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/who-will-build-the-roads/

see i'm notably right of center on government responsibility matters and even i see this is a massive load from the premise because i read tragedy of the commons

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

mormonpartyboat posted:

bill mitchell is an artist

he has this pinned

and is going down this rabbit hole live

Make Mitchell the new press secretary. He's got a great way of spinning.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

I had a friend go from ancap to ancomm. Still trying to wrap my head around that one but I don't ask any questions.

"gently caress you dad!" appears to figure prominently in their ideology

Serf
May 5, 2011


Business Gorillas posted:

I had a friend go from ancap to ancomm. Still trying to wrap my head around that one but I don't ask any questions.

i have found my way to socialism, so it turns out that your views when you're a kid are often p dumb

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

do these ancaps think corporate woke stuff is because of govt intervention?

they believe most problems in the world can be traced to age of consent laws

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He tweeted that if FNC president Bill Shine got canned it would be the end of the channel and then later today Murdoch announced that Shine had resigned.

:bisonyes:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"im flexible on the specifics but i really just dont want anyone telling me what to do"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

It's pretty sweet, not gonna lie!

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Internet Webguy posted:

if anyone hasn't, please watch the table read of bannon's racist shakespearean gangsta musical

some description:

It’s total nonsense, with characters named Baby Gangsta and Stink Eye and one character described in the script with this flourish: “Abandon hope all ye who gently caress with her.” For all its incomprehensibility, it’s delighted by itself, exuding the unmistakeable scent of a writer high on their own supply, eager to share their polished and sparkling insecurities and delusions with the world because they’re convinced that they’re universal profundities. In that sense, it’s not far off from the low-budget one-man classics of trash cinema like The Room, Birdemic, or Fateful Findings, only this time shot through with the sort of racist, dick-obsessed eschatology that has seized our government.

holy lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

gently caress paul ryan's stupid barely beard, always and forever.
Amen.
:pray:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/nathanjurgenson/status/858735097360531456

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/859142346713309185

quote:

Green, a Tennessee state senator, has faced opposition from Democrats and LGBT groups over his past anti-LGBT comments. In one comment, from September, Green said, "If you poll the psychiatrists, they're going to tell you that transgender is a disease."

quote:

Green rejects the conclusions of scientists in his lecture. In his 2015 speech to a church to Cincinnati titled 'Isn't Evolution A Solution?, Green dedicated nearly an hour to explaining why his work as a medical doctor taught him to reject the theory. Green claims that the theory of evolution violates physical law, using the example of a lawn mower left out in a backyard.

"The evolutionists have their bad argument, too," Green said. They say, 'Well, I can't explain how it went from this to incredibly complex, so it must have been billions of years.' That's kind of where they put their faith. The truth of the matter is is the second law of thermo fluid dynamics says that the world progresses from order to disorder not disorder to order.

"If you put a lawn mower out in your yard and a hundred years come back, it's rusted and falling apart. You can't put parts out there and a hundred years later it's gonna come back together. That is a violation of a law of thermodynamics. A physical law that exists in the universe."

quote:

In a statement announcing his nomination in early April, Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis put his full support behind Green.

"He had my full support during the selection process, and he will have my full support during the Senate confirmation process. I am confident of Mark's ability to effectively lead the Army," Mattis said.

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol

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