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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

don't tread near me

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

SPONX (tm)

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Now that's an efficient purge if I ever saw one.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

The_end posted:

diesel powered flab glacier

I just want to point out that this is a loving amazing phrase.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

don't dox me

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

He's doing this backwards. Puke in the urinal and poo poo on the floor like a GOD DAMNED ADULT

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/859152658518745089

cnut
May 3, 2016

:nws: I think

https://i.imgur.com/iExBSuv.gif

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's to funnel hot road-tar up your rear end.

i thought you were supposed to use a traffic cone for that

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sagebrush posted:

i thought you were supposed to use a traffic cone for that

Heh, whatever grandpa.

The car-seat anal tar-funnel is the future man. It's disrupting the getting-hot-tar-up-your-rear end industry.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Impressive that her arms didn't shatter.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I worked with this guy a long time ago

https://youtu.be/KoU2QJAAfW8

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

We Know Catheters posted:

I worked with this guy a long time ago

https://youtu.be/KoU2QJAAfW8

Wow, the drummer from Barenaked Ladies is a dick

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

We Know Catheters posted:

I worked with this guy a long time ago

https://youtu.be/KoU2QJAAfW8

Give us the scoop, WKC! What was this goober like back in his old life?

Holy gently caress I've never seen such an in-depth attempt to disguise a weak jawline. He's got a three-fold bloatee going on and it's doing nothing for him.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

If he'd own it and shave off his dumb beard, I'd have sex with him.

Also if he'd stop showing off his molars at all times.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

We Know Catheters posted:

I worked with this guy a long time ago

https://youtu.be/KoU2QJAAfW8

What industry could employ that?

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

neonbregna posted:

What industry could employ that?

Making license plates in prison?

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

It might be the camera angle, but I think his beard is lopsided.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Armored car industry refugee. Use to find bags of piss in the loaner trucks on a monthly basis. Thanks guys... Also ATM kiosks that the tech would go into would frequently have a bag of piss in the trashcans. I learned early on to expect it after dealing with a few exploding bags after tapping them down.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

neonbregna posted:

What industry could employ that?

Grocery store, he was a cashier. He got fired, after I had left, for making comments towards a customer.

That video is on his YouTube account. The other videos are just as crazy.

Altared State has a new favorite as of 01:10 on May 3, 2017

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



wait i think i got it

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

We Know Catheters posted:

Grocery store, he was a cashier. He got fired, after I had left, for making comments towards a customer.

That video is on his YouTube account. The other videos are just as crazy.

:perfect:

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




I have never met this person but this single image tells me everything there is to know about him.

Female characters in games are the cancer that is feminism? Good Lord, this goes all the way back to choosing Princess Toadstool in Super Mario 2.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Mad Hamish posted:

I have never met this person but this single image tells me everything there is to know about him.

Female characters in games are the cancer that is feminism? Good Lord, this goes all the way back to choosing Princess Toadstool in Super Mario 2.

There're people who don't choose Peach in SMB2? Dang, I must have fallen victim to feminazi propaganda along with her kickass floaty long jump

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Mad Hamish posted:

I have never met this person but this single image tells me everything there is to know about him.

Female characters in games are the cancer that is feminism? Good Lord, this goes all the way back to choosing Princess Toadstool in Super Mario 2.

His stupid face is literally the male counterpart to the feminazi copypasted up in the corner. He could not have any less self awareness.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

SatansOnion posted:

There're people who don't choose Peach in SMB2? Dang, I must have fallen victim to feminazi propaganda along with her kickass floaty long jump

Luigi's savage bicycle kick chaos leap, perfect, beyond control, unstoppable, no time for turnips gotta dance in the sky.

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
wanna rub that greasy belly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ctcZH6wlQ

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Owwrfff *grunt, chew* Rrrawfff *chew, smack*

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Hedrigall posted:

Owwrfff *grunt, chew* Rrrawfff *chew, smack*

The golden corral experience right in my own home.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

This is why we need ISIS

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I'm kinkshaming the gently caress out of this

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Sagebrush posted:



wait i think i got it

How much time do you think this guy spends in front of a mirror every day?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

mds2 posted:

How much time do you think this guy spends in front of a mirror every day?

Weirdly, "too much" and "not enough" are both equally viable answers.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Pastry of the Year posted:

Weirdly, "too much" and "not enough" are both equally viable answers.

Lotta trees, zero forest.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Sagebrush posted:



wait i think i got it

He looks like he came from an early 90's beat 'em up. If you hit him with a lead pipe he will flash and disappear, and leave behind a pizza.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
He's got nice... teeth, I guess.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I'm fairly sure he's darkened his eyebrows and possibly lined his top lash line with cosmetics, too. Possibly applied the same eye brow goop to his facial hair.

I'm also fairly sure he'd have an issue with anyone knowing this, though, because goddamn that facial hair screams "CONFUSED ABOUT MASCULINITY AND ALSO NOT CONFIDENT ABOUT IT EITHER"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"HI GUYS, NEGAVERSE GUY FIERI HERE TO SHOW YOU THE WORLD'S HEALTHIEST EATERIES AND HOW BEST TO SHOVE THAT NUTRITIOUS FOOD RIGHT UP YOUR rear end"

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
He strikes me as the type of person who is always holding a drink of some kind with "bomb" in it's name.

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