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I saw someone get the login ID "POOLOGS" once.
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u brexit ukip it posted:Trying to open a bank account online with a major bank. The form requires me to enter my middle names as they appear on my passport but the box is limited to 15 characters or so Trying to do anything with US based web forms. I HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME. I HAVE TO LEAVE THE drat FIELD BLANK! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MUST FILL IT IN?
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u brexit ukip it posted:Trying to open a bank account online with a major bank. The form requires me to enter my middle names as they appear on my passport but the box is limited to 15 characters or so My legal name has two surname separated by a space not a hyphen. I was told by my state DMV that I had to have a hyphen in my last name for nearly a decade because their system didn't support two last names.
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Fil5000 posted:I saw someone get the login ID "POOLOGS" once.
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The Fool posted:My legal name has two surname separated by a space not a hyphen. I was told by my state DMV that I had to have a hyphen in my last name for nearly a decade because their system didn't support two last names. Fun fact: In Denmark you can only have one last name. All the other names are (legally) first names.
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Crowley posted:Fun fact: In Denmark you can only have one last name. All the other names are (legally) first names. Same thing in Norway. I read an article the other day about the possibility of integrating the Scandinavian countries systems for SSN / "personnummer", since it's apparently a huge pain in the rear end to deal with people moving between countries for work etc. To give a little context to people not from the socialist hellholes in the far north: There's been agreements in place predating EU/EEC to make sure citizens of Scandinavian countries can travel and work in other Scandinavian countries with very little red tape compared to most other places. However, there's a twist. If you leave Norway to work on Iceland for a year or more, the Norwegian govt can de-activate your Norwegian SSN and you have to jump through some hoops to get it fixed when you come back from the island of farts^W^W^W^W Iceland.
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A Pinball Wizard posted:When I was offered a position on the new team,I specifically requested not to be sat with one guy. I even pointed out the bill Cosby rape joke memes he had hanging in his cube as part of the reason. Moving day comes and I am sat with... Rape Meme Joe.    The Fool posted:My legal name has two surname separated by a space not a hyphen. I was told by my state DMV that I had to have a hyphen in my last name for nearly a decade because their system didn't support two last names. Obligatory Things programmers believe about names
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The Fool posted:My legal name has two surname separated by a space not a hyphen. I was told by my state DMV that I had to have a hyphen in my last name for nearly a decade because their system didn't support two last names. I have a friend who is sympathetic - he has a double first, middle, and last name with no hyphens. He says it's still fun watching people's heads fall off trying to understand.
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May 1, 2017 14:03
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Semantic nazi guy telling you how to live your life: you can only have one first name, that's why it's first!
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Goober Peas posted:I have a friend who is sympathetic - he has a double first, middle, and last name with no hyphens. He says it's still fun watching people's heads fall off trying to understand. Wait, is that six names in all?
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May 1, 2017 14:24
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Wait, is that six names in all? I read it as 4 at first, but dear god, if it's 6? Those parents must have hated brevity.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I read it as 4 at first, but dear god, if it's 6? Those parents must have hated brevity. They just could not agree on first, middle or last name.
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May 1, 2017 16:44
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Wait, is that six names in all? And that man? It was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
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May 1, 2017 16:50
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Wait, is that six names in all? Indeed - and they're all traditional first names 
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May 1, 2017 16:53
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ConfusedUs posted:And that man? It was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. 
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Goober Peas posted:Indeed - and they're all traditional first names James Philip Joseph Matthew Peter Luke Thomas
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ConfusedUs posted:And that man? It was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
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poo poo pissing me off today: the perfect storm of users letting their passwords expire and SailPoint no longer communicating to our VPN solution. Also, recently deployed endpoint security software has crippled all of our developer's machines while also halting support staff from being able to deploy software. Did I mention I'm the only one working the help desk today?
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May 1, 2017 17:34
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SwitchbladeKult posted:poo poo pissing me off today: the perfect storm of users letting their passwords expire and SailPoint no longer communicating to our VPN solution. Also, recently deployed endpoint security software has crippled all of our developer's machines while also halting support staff from being able to deploy software. Did I mention I'm the only one working the help desk today? Sounds fun. Handy canned replies for 95% of your calls! "Due to an unforeseen conflict, software deploys are temporarily halted." "Due to a connection error, you can't VPN." "We have no current ETA for a fix, but everyone available is working on correcting the issues." Then drink. A lot. 80 proof or better.
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Not pissing me off: MY GIRLFRIEND who works in our accounting department, got a new job and is leaving the company. A month ago she told them she was fed up and wanted more money, they gave her a 50 cent raise and "couldn't do any more than that", and then after she put her notice in they offered her $3/hr more, but that was still short of what she'll make at her new job and gently caress this place anyway. How does that relate to me? They think I'm going to leave now so I got like a 8% raise. Still going to look for another job but hey it's free 
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When did internetpulse.net die, and why can't I find anything else even close to it
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The Fool posted:When did internetpulse.net die, and why can't I find anything else even close to it Oh wow, had no idea. That sucks.
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Bob Morales posted:Not pissing me off: That is kind of awesome except for the fact that they are probably looking to replace you now.
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SEKCobra posted:That is kind of awesome except for the fact that they are probably looking to replace you now. I doubt it, but I wouldn't be heart broken
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Oh hey, thanks for letting me know that you're changing our DHCP server, but you're not going to do it right and you're going to put in some random loving device that is also doling out bad ip addresses like loving candy. Also thanks for not being in the day after you do it, you loving twats. Really appreciated having to trace that with half the office breathing down my back because only half the office was being given addresses in the right range.
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May 2, 2017 12:04
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There needs to be a rule that doesn't allow you to be off the day after you make a change.
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A pbx we developed and managed gave out random passwords for new users that were two dictionary words appended. It gave a lady "broomrape" she called and threatened to sue.
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May 2, 2017 13:21
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Sefal posted:There needs to be a rule that doesn't allow you to be off the day after you make a change. More importantly, no changes friday afternoon.
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May 2, 2017 13:23
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Jerk McJerkface posted:A pbx we developed and managed gave out random passwords for new users that were two dictionary words appended. It gave a lady "broomrape" she called and threatened to sue. That is funny but also maybe "rape" shouldn't have been in the word list.
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Thanks Ants posted:That is funny but also maybe "rape" shouldn't have been in the word list. But how will you get rapeseed as random password then? With English being my secondary language, finding out that rapeseed oil is a thing made my day.
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It also means that "a field of rape" is an entirely correct saying, despite it also setting off alarm bells in everyone's head.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tisdale,_Saskatchewan#Economy
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Thanks Ants posted:That is funny but also maybe "rape" shouldn't have been in the word list. This was a few years ago, but IIRC our dev was a spanish speaker, and I think he checked the words against a Spanish wordless of inappropriate words instead of english. Also "broomrape" is a type of flower, so technically it's an ok word. SwitchbladeKult posted:Before I have recounted how at my office I'll go into the bathroom and find something very unpleasant (poop right on the loving seat ). The last several weeks I've noticed snot rockets accumulating on all the surfaces of the bathroom. Today I walked past an employee who smelled as if they hadn't showered in a week! I feel like I'm not just the only person that actually knows how to read but I'm also the only person that understands basic hygiene! Is my experience unique or is this common in the corporate world? I work on Wall Street:  In response to this:  We call him "The Nester" sometimes he poops all over the toilet paper, the wall, the floor, it's madness. Super-NintendoUser fucked around with this message at 14:50 on May 2, 2017 |
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Jerk McJerkface posted:I work on Wall Street: What a surprise, someone in high finance wants to poo poo all over everything and let you clean it up for him. I'm shocked.
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tits hehehe.
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Jerk McJerkface posted:I work on Wall Street: 
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poo poo pissing me off: IE 11 breaking on all of our intranet sites...randomly.  Of course, they don't work in loving Chrome so I get to google and try every fix under the sun for an issue that might not even be fixable.Of course, my test laptop works perfectly to boot.
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Irritated Goat posted:poo poo pissing me off: 
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