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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Addamere posted:

Driving from North Dakota to West Virginia, there were several exits with nothing but a gas station and a strip club, 'til around Ohio at which point every exit became a very clean and well-lit ... I dunno what to call it, some kind of strip mall-rest stop megaplex with a dozen fast food chains crammed into a food court and like maybe one or two stores that were closed because it's the middle of the night.

Ohio seems to be a major hub for shipping for some reason. About once a week, on a random day the freeways here are clogged with semi-trucks. It doesn't help that it seems like people around here are terrified of rain and drop 20 MPH when there's a cloud

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Addamere posted:

I made a delicious vegetarian stir fry today. :peanut:

the simple things in life are best sometimes

i just rotated my tires w i t h o u t p o w e r o r c o m p r e s s e d a i r

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



you cant judge trump w linear diagnoses

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Reagan getting his overruled in the late 80s marks his deep decline in relevance, so I'm kinda pro this.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trump's blood sugar is so high he does his hair every morning by pissing into a cotton candy machine

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump exhibits liner thinking














BIN LINER AHAHAHAHAHA

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

punchymcpunch posted:

you cant judge trump w linear diagnoses

his brain is a RNG, you cannot apply science to this! You will regret this!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
sounds about right

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/859422182258114560

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Addamere posted:

Driving from North Dakota to West Virginia, there were several exits with nothing but a gas station and a strip club, 'til around Ohio at which point every exit became a very clean and well-lit ... I dunno what to call it, some kind of strip mall-rest stop megaplex with a dozen fast food chains crammed into a food court and like maybe one or two stores that were closed because it's the middle of the night.

That sounds very much like Ohio as metaphor

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

you cant judge trump w linear diagnoses

everything can look llinear from the appropriate point of view

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mormonpartyboat posted:

trump's blood sugar is so high he does his hair every morning by pissing into a cotton candy machine

he runs an icecream comb thru it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

I drove through Southern Missouri a few times and it's the weirdest loving thing. Every exit from the interstate consists of a gas station and a sex shop and nothing else. There's no towns around to shop at the sex shops. Nothing.

And all the radio stations are preachers telling people to stay away from the sex shops.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

FAUXTON posted:

That sounds very much like Ohio as metaphor

metaphorical ohio would be better than having a real one

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

this is what i love most about trump

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

trump is on a cath 24-7

maybe thats why his butt is so big :tutbutt:

a dialysis machine is in there

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

awwww, someone finally explained how cloture works to him.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
no planning, no thinking, just pure reaction to PR / spin.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

prefect posted:

I looked into Tommy Bahama shirts once, because they were supposed to be pretty good, but holy poo poo they're expensive. Like $140 for one shirt.

:ssh:

thrift stores my dude

i have a couple of really, really nice Tommy Bahama shirts and I didn't spend more than 6 dollars on either one

see also: polo, brooks brothers, izod, lacoste, paying retail for name brand clothes that people tend to use gently to begin with is dumb

Mirthless fucked around with this message at 16:05 on May 2, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

nuclear war would be good for your ratings mr president

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

he runs an icecream comb thru it

oh that reminds me i shd get a new comb

i aint combed my hair since my last one broke last month lol

the scary part is how many compliments i still get on my hair

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump watches dialysis: murder starring richard van d*ke

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

punchymcpunch posted:

trump exhibits liner thinking
BIN LINER AHAHAHAHAHA

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I can't say I've been north of Columbus, but Ohio stops being clean and well lit the further south and/or east you get from Columbus. Especially if you're not driving I-70

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

punchymcpunch posted:

aint never seen a thin person drink diet beattys

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Last night it just kind of really sunk in that Trump was President and I went to bed since it was too much

I wake up and the President is demanding a government shutdown

:psyduck:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Kurtofan posted:

nuclear war would be good for your ratings mr president

yesssss

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

aint never seen a thin person drink diet beattys

what in the hell is that

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

trump is on a cath 24-7

ack!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

oh that reminds me i shd get a new comb

i aint combed my hair since my last one broke last month lol

the scary part is how many compliments i still get on my hair

i hate that period when you get a new comb and it hasnt been coated with a patina of hair oils yet

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
in retrospect i shouldve replaced bologna with baloognan

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Mirthless posted:

:ssh:

thrift stores my dude

i have a couple of really, really nice Tommy Bahama shirts and I didn't spend more than 6 dollars on either one

see also: polo, brooks brothers, izod, lacoste, paying retail for name brand clothes that people tend to use gently to begin with is dumb

These shirts are sooooooo uglyyyy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

maybe thats why his butt is so big :tutbutt:

a dialysis machine is in there

the resources of the nation are paying for trumps dialysis butt

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




lmeboaconstrictor

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

owns

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



shutting down the govt is lovely and stupid and awful for trump

not shutting down the govt is the opposite of what trump's support wants

yessss

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

Last night it just kind of really sunk in that Trump was President and I went to bed rather than just think about that

I wake up and the President is demanding a government shutdown

:psyduck:

having talked to a bunch of peeps outside the states i gotta say GWB was like, negative -200 to US reputation but like trump is -400, but it underflows at -255 so trump is actually +100 to US reputation

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

what in the hell is that

ned beatty cola

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

CAROL posted:

in retrospect i shouldve replaced bologna with baloognan

deblooganize and face to cuckshed

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

CAROL posted:

in retrospect i shouldve replaced bologna with baloognan


crazy cloud posted:

deblooganize and face to cuckshed

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