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>Stop Blind Sally
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Blind Sally posted:stop >Please.
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May 2, 2017 08:19
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>Never stop, Blind Sally
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May 2, 2017 15:33
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> Shine on, you crazy diamond > Praise Altman
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May 2, 2017 17:26
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>Force Blind Sally to continue
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May 2, 2017 17:49
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>Post the update already
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May 3, 2017 03:40
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bman in 2288 posted:>Force Blind Sally to continue >This cannot continue >Become as gods
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May 4, 2017 09:41
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>Tell us how we can stop disappointing you so you'll post the update.
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May 5, 2017 05:26
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> Don't post a Star Wars related update on May the 4th wait
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May 5, 2017 08:21
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 You are DASH RENDAR. You are currently hanging out in your room doing pretty much nothing of value while you wait for the next escapade by Blind Sally and Nine-Gear Crow to begin. You're pretty bored, and were looking for some entertainment on your computer until some jackasses came along and ruined that now didn't they. You've stood up from your computer chair with such ferocity that it's been totally upended. What a mess you've made. What will you do?
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May 5, 2017 08:43
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>lovingly ogle poster
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May 5, 2017 09:03
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>retrieve arms from poster
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May 5, 2017 09:11
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Pladdicus posted:>retrieve arms from poster  Already got 'em, chief. If there's one thing you can definitely say about Dash Rendar, it's that he is always ready for anything. Especially updating a let's play. OmegaCake posted:>lovingly ogle poster  "Hey there, Jake, how are you doing today?"  "Me? Oh, I'm doing just fine, thanks. Just admiring your rippling abs, chiseled jaw, and stunningly mediocre video game film adaption reviews."  "Oh, Jake. Sometimes I get lost in your eyes. Someday it'll be just you, me, and your completely un-spellable last name."  "Man, I wish I could be like that guy. He has everything a movie star slash prince could want. Wine... women... carpets this thi--" A sudden knock at your bedroom door brings you out of your thoughts.
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May 5, 2017 09:13
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> Answer door, but do so by peeking your eyes around the door when you open it.
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May 5, 2017 09:27
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FPzero posted:> Answer door, but do so by peeking your eyes around the door when you open it.  Ever vigilant, you creep up to your door and very cautiously activate the switch by rubbing your face all over it while mashing the interact button. Listen, it's a simpler time in the world of gaming I mean your life okay?  It turns out to be your mother. Your dear, sweet mother has retrieved the pizza you ordered. Apparently you didn't hear the doorbell because you were busy throwing poo poo around in your room like an animal. You thank her and disappear back into your hovel with box in tow. You are now the proud owner of one (1) pizza box with pizza included! I could represent this by just drawing an inventory but I'm really lazy so I won't bother! Now what?
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May 5, 2017 09:34
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It would be best to sit down for a pizza but seeing how your chair is all messed up... >jump on your bed, open the pizza box and eat whatever is inside sloppily
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May 5, 2017 10:01
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> Eat your pizza naked
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May 5, 2017 10:11
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Hazamuth posted:It would be best to sit down for a pizza but seeing how your chair is all messed up...  Good idea, pal. Let's chow down. I have no idea what the gently caress happened to this gif when I saved it. This is now a CGA 3-color adventure game.   A note lazily floats down into your waiting mouth. You pull it out of your gullet and wipe it off on your FLEXMETAL BLAST PADDING OR WHATEVER gently caress STAR WARS AND THEIR DUMB NAMES FOR THINGS, then give it a look-over.  The note reads, "Dear Dash Rendar, come to the Outrider in the next 30 mins if you want an rear end kicking and/or your pizza." Funny, the drawing for this panel implies there's a lot more writing than that but there's not! It's just lines drawn on the page that smell faintly of feces!
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May 5, 2017 10:16
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>contact your robot buddy via codec and ask if there's something by the ship
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May 5, 2017 10:20
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>squirt the paper with lemon juice to show invisible ink or something. you learned it in space school once right?
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May 5, 2017 11:04
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>Squirt your eyes with lemon juice to see invisible ink everywhere.
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May 5, 2017 12:50
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>Decipher whatever secret messages are on the note, and then eat it.
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May 5, 2017 17:05
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>Consume the note and gain its powers
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May 5, 2017 17:27
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Jobbo_Fett posted:>Consume the note and gain its powers >But prepare it in a nice sandwich first.
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May 5, 2017 17:51
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:>contact your robot buddy via codec and ask if there's something by the ship Ahh, good idea. Might be able to warn you about an ambush or something, possibly related to said rear end kicking. You decide to give him a call on your fancy wrist communicator.  "Leebo! You there, buddy? Need a sit-rep."  "Leebo!! Wake up, you lousy pile of scrap!!"  "PISS" Jobbo_Fett posted:>Consume the note and gain its powers An equally good idea! You dump the note in your mouth and swallow without even bothering to chew, because you're just that much of a hardened space badass.  YOU HAVE UNLOCKED A NEW ABILITY!! It's ink poisoning. Just ink poisoning. You've unlocked the power of being poisoned by ink. You probably should get a move on to your ship before you start vomiting everywhere!
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May 5, 2017 19:05
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>Induce vomiting
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May 5, 2017 19:17
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Jobbo_Fett posted:>Consume the note and gain its powers holy sith, don't do that! it smells of feces!! noooo! > equip_self with broken Minesweeper CD shard we should be prepared before getting into a fight.
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May 5, 2017 19:17
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After the vomiting we will be ready for a fight. We shall be lighter, thus faster.
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May 5, 2017 19:21
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Blind Sally posted:holy sith, don't do that! it smells of feces!! noooo! Amen to that!  You equip the Minesweeper CD's corpse and pose like a real cool dude.
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May 5, 2017 19:30
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>Employ Counter-Strike-style knife fighting techniques as we head back towards the Outrider
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May 5, 2017 19:32
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Jobbo_Fett posted:>Employ Counter-Strike-style knife fighting techniques as we head back towards the Outrider >Without the tea-bagging.
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May 5, 2017 19:38
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> With the tea-bagging.
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May 5, 2017 19:40
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Blind Sally posted:> With the tea-bagging. >Do not tea-bag mom
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May 5, 2017 19:50
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>Examine the room to make sure we aren't forgetting anything before we leave
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May 5, 2017 19:53
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>Induce vomiting to eliminate the ink poisoning
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May 5, 2017 19:55
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>Save vomiting for later, we can vomit on the ambushers and they definitely won't be expecting that
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May 5, 2017 20:39
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Jobbo_Fett posted:>Employ Counter-Strike-style knife fighting techniques as we head back towards the Outrider White Coke posted:>Without the tea-bagging. Blind Sally posted:> With the tea-bagging. Jobbo_Fett posted:>Do not tea-bag mom
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May 5, 2017 20:42
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>Contact poison control services. Dash can't die before his big mission.
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May 5, 2017 20:43
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 Well, really the only thing worth examining in your room is this closet. You haven't opened it in years so you actually don't remember what's in here. You throw it open...  ...and are promptly buried under like 55 unsold back-stock copies of the video game Max Payne 3. Boy, that game sure didn't sell as well as Rockstar expected in physical form! Talk about the price of overproduction. You pocket like 30 copies of the game just for safekeeping. There's also a coat hanger in your closet, so you take that too. You really ought to buy more than one outfit, you stinky space degenerate. With nothing else to really do here, you exit your room.  You enter the barren metal hallways of the Bunker. Space sure is cold this time of year, someone really should crank up the thermostat. It's practically draining all the color from the place! Your room, denoted by the fancy shag rug you insisted on buying, is at the bottom of the donut-shaped space station. To your left is the hangar that houses all of the various flight crafts. To the right is the command center as well as some of the other units' rooms. Where to? You promise you'll do your best Counter Strike impression on the way there. CJacobs fucked around with this message at 21:03 on May 5, 2017 |
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