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seiferguy posted:Question prompt: if you were to quit your job and start your own small business, what would it be? Assume you can make a decent living off of it, and that business itself is (semi) realistic. I'd love to own a farm that grows some profitable crop.
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Artisinal Vape flavors with a generous selection of bespoke vaping....things...pipes. Whatever those idiots use.
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seiferguy posted:Question prompt: if you were to quit your job and start your own small business, what would it be? Assume you can make a decent living off of it, and that business itself is (semi) realistic. Either custom water cooled PCs or mentorship for urban youth.
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May 2, 2017 20:52
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Volkerball posted:*blows in cartridge and pops it into the nes* I've liked working on NES consoles and controllers and Genesis model 1 sets for more or less that reason. The fixes are usually pretty easy and half the time you just need to clean something. Of course, sometimes that something might be an old spiders nest or a quarter of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup that somebody somehow got inside their controller.
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May 2, 2017 20:54
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Bill Dungsroman posted:Artisinal Vape flavors with a generous selection of bespoke vaping....things...pipes. Whatever those idiots use. the acceptably pedantic term is Robodick
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May 2, 2017 20:54
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Sandwich shop. There are so few places that make a good sandwich. I would open a sandwich shop to serve these people. Cash only too.
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May 2, 2017 20:55
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5 RING SHRIMP posted:Sandwich shop. There are so few places that make a good sandwich. I would open a sandwich shop to serve these people. Cash only too. I would unironically go to your sandwich shop
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May 2, 2017 20:56
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I have no useful talents and I just want someone to pay me to write about my stupid sports opinions* *not ESPN
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May 2, 2017 21:00
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A seasonal river tubing operation.
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May 2, 2017 21:01
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5 RING SHRIMP posted:Sandwich shop. There are so few places that make a good sandwich. I would open a sandwich shop to serve these people. Cash only too. I like a good sandwich shop but lol @ cash only like who even carries cash any more
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May 2, 2017 21:04
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grown-ups
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May 2, 2017 21:05
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A distillery or brewery in bumfuck Tennessee
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May 2, 2017 21:07
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A fair amount of businesses go cash-only mainly to sidestep the overhead involved in dealing with credit card companies
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May 2, 2017 21:08
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Bullshit audiophile equipment company. Put polished pebbles in a bag and tell people it crystalizes signals when taped to interconnects. You may think this is a joke, but someone actually did that.
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May 2, 2017 21:18
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My own small publishing house, which I might end up doing anyway one day though it'd bankrupt me. But one devoted to the shittiest fanfiction mankind has ever seen.
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May 2, 2017 21:18
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seiferguy posted:Question prompt: if you were to quit your job and start your own small business, what would it be? Assume you can make a decent living off of it, and that business itself is (semi) realistic. Ice cream shop
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May 2, 2017 21:20
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I would own a shack on the side of the highway without any signs or markers and all day make hot wings while wearing a giant chefs hat and if anyone stops and asks what I am doing they get to take as many hot wings as they want for free
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May 2, 2017 21:22
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Eli Wiggum posted:A fair amount of businesses go cash-only mainly to sidestep the overhead involved in dealing with credit card companies it's trivial to pass the costs on to your customers through pricing and it's so easy to use poo poo like Square now that random artists selling their beadwork on the street corner can manage it. The real reason business conduct business in cash only is to cheat on their taxes.
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May 2, 2017 21:24
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That's sounds like a p funny cartoon
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May 2, 2017 21:24
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I would love to own either a barcade or just a hole in the wall corner bar. You know everyone who comes in and just a great place to wash down sorrows or relax after a long day of work.
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May 2, 2017 21:25
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I would run an oldtimey movie theater where tickets are reasonably priced and the popcorn is delicious. Also no movie would ever be shown in 3-D, just glorious 2-D projection. It would go out of business almost immediately though, but a man can dream.
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May 2, 2017 21:26
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:I would run an oldtimey movie theater where tickets are reasonably priced and the popcorn is delicious. Also no movie would ever be shown in 3-D, just glorious 2-D projection. Actually there are tons of theatres that do that. The trick is to serve beers and show limited release films.
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May 2, 2017 21:28
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Leperflesh posted:
did we not all assume that's what 5 ring was implying
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May 2, 2017 21:29
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I would never assume an outspoken fan of the new england patriots might be advocating for engaging in unethical and illegal acts to give oneself an advantage
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May 2, 2017 21:30
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FizFashizzle posted:did we not all assume that's what 5 ring was implying Sure but lol because the rate of lost business due to not accepting plastic would likely massively outweigh the savings on taxes. There's a reason every cash-only joint is a seedy filthy piece of poo poo small business that will never grow ever. That "cash only" sign on the register might as well say "our kitchen had 80 health violations the last time we were inspected 9 years ago"
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May 2, 2017 21:32
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im glad for the earnest discussion of a throwaway joke
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May 2, 2017 21:35
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My awesome boss who helped me develope professionally and personally and always walked the line between giving guidance but not being obtrusive is leaving I want to throw myself into the sea.
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May 2, 2017 21:40
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Opening up a cash only restaurant is great way to get one of those "enhanced audits" by the IRS.
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May 2, 2017 21:40
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oh yeah it's also an invitation to getting robbedBig Ol Marsh Pussy posted:im glad for the earnest discussion of a throwaway joke me too
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May 2, 2017 21:43
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i'd sell useless garbage to audiophiles for hundreds-to-thousands of dollars
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May 2, 2017 21:44
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I really enjoy Romanian deadlifts..I love how hard they fry your upper back, I want Bob Sanders traps
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May 2, 2017 21:45
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SHOAH NUFF posted:I really enjoy Romanian deadlifts..I love how hard they fry your upper back, I want Bob Sanders traps Better than Bob Sanders' knees
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May 2, 2017 21:49
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I'd be an entertainment agent.
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May 2, 2017 21:51
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A pizza place where you make your own pie
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May 2, 2017 21:59
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:im glad for the earnest discussion of a throwaway joke Ernest goes to the small business association
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May 2, 2017 21:59
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Ponzi scheme
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May 2, 2017 22:00
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:im glad for the earnest discussion of a throwaway joke Please capitalize and punctuate in this, the Earnest Chat Channel.
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May 2, 2017 22:03
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Ehud posted:A pizza place where you make your own pie Cucumbers?
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May 2, 2017 22:02
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We cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate!
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There was a fantastic Cuban sandwich shop in Seattle called Paseo that was cash only, lines around the block every day. One day it randomly closed shop, and it turned out the owner owned a bunch of back taxes and faced a lawsuit from previous employees who claimed wrongful termination because of their ethnicity. It reopened a couple years ago under new management, and accepts card now. But the taste just isn't the same. The new owner seemed to not perfect the sauce recipe, which made the sandwich so good.
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