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Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

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Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Indian Blue Steel known locally as Super Bowl To You.

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Pretty sure this girl just got a ton of fantasies on her inbox.



By the way, I'm pretty sure these female accounts are just gay dudes getting the easiest nudes ever from unsuspecting horndogs.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


:laffo:

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
He's so enthusiastic

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

I identify with this one lol, I used to be late all the time to work cuz I'm a lazy idiot but my boss never mentioned it or asked me what was up except for one time when I had just so happened to have gone home and got laid on my lunch break

We were p good friends so I figured it would be funny to tell him the truth, not realizing that to someone who sees me come in late constantly it makes me look like a crazed sex fiend

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 07:23 on May 3, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Browsing this thread makes me think that Asians care more about breasts than people in the West. I even noticed that straight Asian (mostly Indian and Japanese) porn tend to have more breast interaction going on in them, like lesbian ones.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
OPPAI~

Though I think westerners love tits too.

Edit: unless youre implying westerns are rear end fans...?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The MSJ posted:

Browsing this thread makes me think that Asians care more about breasts than people in the West. I even noticed that straight Asian (mostly Indian and Japanese) porn tend to have more breast interaction going on in them, like lesbian ones.

I made a lot of (female!) friends in Japan because drunk girls love to snuggle my titties. Then I'd do my best to introduce them to my guy friends, if any were around. Basically, my boobs are a bro.


DEKAPAIIIIII

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I made a lot of (female!) friends in Japan because drunk girls love to snuggle my titties. Then I'd do my best to introduce them to my guy friends, if any were around. Basically, my boobs are a bro.


DEKAPAIIIIII

Are you actually Tina Fey?

naem
May 29, 2011

I would like to snuggle you Tina fey aunty (milk falp)

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

naem posted:

I would like to snuggle you Tina fey aunty (milk falp)

You can snuggle my milks anytime. I'm your loving aunty, after all!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Are you actually Tina Fey?

Are you actually Dane Cook? (jk I know you are.)


In other words, y'all,

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qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
What's the regular english equivalent of "do the needful"? I'm guessing the arabic equivalent is "inshallah".

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

qkkl posted:

What's the regular english equivalent of "do the needful"? I'm guessing the arabic equivalent is "inshallah".

Actually that's the Arabic equivalent of "God willing".

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

qkkl posted:

What's the regular english equivalent of "do the needful"? I'm guessing the arabic equivalent is "inshallah".

Inshallah is more like "if it happens, it happens."

e: In my experience.
fake second e: And that's not a directly translation; I mean people use it like that.

"Can you have this fixed by Tuesday?"
"uhhh...inshallah, madam."
"Just say no, goddammit."
".....inshallah."

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
The only Indian people I ever knew personally or encounter in daily life are doctors so this thread is a bit weird for me.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The only Indian people I ever knew personally or encounter in daily life are doctors so this thread is a bit weird for me.

Ask them if there is always milk in boobs. THEY should know.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What the hell is wrong with these people? Even the most boring picture of a woman with the most nondescript, neutral expression gets mentally construed as though she's some kind of wild sex fiend with a mouth full of decades-old semen. These guys are loving convinced that everyone they find attractive is playing a constant game of temptation to make them shagging uncontrollably. No wonder they get rapey and murdery once that dream bubble gets burst. Why women in this god-awful country aren't all trying desperately to get the gently caress outta there is beyond me, but I guess they probably think all men in the world are like that. What a sad world to live in.

Reminder that this is the country where the idea that it is possible for a husband to rape his wife was rejected vehemently as a Western imposition. "Don't you dare tell us what laws to pass, you ignorant foreigners! In our culture, women just are objects, not that a savage like you would understand that."

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

KomodoWagon posted:

A Western imposition

Just like "plumbing", "sanitation" and "not creating so much multiresistant face eating bacteria all the time"

They can put a satellite in space just like more normal countries though.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Who.s going to be the first indian to poo poo in space while having a boner for a milf auntie with all her milk navels ??

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
making GBS threads in space? Don't you know there's no gravity out there? Where will I leave my crap to fester? There are no gutters or carpets in space. It'll just fly away, and then that's almost like I cleaned it up. What the gently caress do you think I am, a dirty Shudra? Or worse yet, a woman??

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
We need an ambitious space sidewalk program first

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Holy poo poo, a real life LOL from me

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I made a lot of (female!) friends in Japan because drunk girls love to snuggle my titties. Then I'd do my best to introduce them to my guy friends, if any were around. Basically, my boobs are a bro.


DEKAPAIIIIII

Boobs are going to bring world peace some day, mark my words.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Licking her pussy? What are you, a fag? You lick the navel.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Around 2009 or so it was do the necessary, over the years shortened to do the needful.

When will it be, Do the do?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

This is how people in Mass Effect should talk:

Shepard: Do do fac milk balls?
Spaceman: ufff fac lund plumpy goodboobs.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Grevling posted:

This is how people in Mass Effect should talk:

Shepard: Do do fac milk balls?
Spaceman: ufff fac lund plumpy goodboobs.

ELCOR: Leering slavishness. Super bowl to you.

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?
This thread has ruined me. All I want to do is the needful with my wife's plumpy holes.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

WTF BEES posted:

This thread has ruined me. All I want to do is the needful with my wife's plumpy holes.

Your own wife??? Mods?!?!?!

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?

nerdz posted:

Your own wife??? Mods?!?!?!

Hey man I'm just producing a Bhabhi for my brother to lust after.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

Kharnifex posted:

Around 2009 or so it was do the necessary, over the years shortened to do the needful.

When will it be, Do the do?

Already been done, my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxhdCJWIjTc

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



unpacked robinhood posted:

They can put a satellite in space just like more normal countries though.

Yeah but you just know they're using it to shag their rods for foreign bhabhis

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

unpacked robinhood posted:

Just like "plumbing", "sanitation" and "not creating so much multiresistant face eating bacteria all the time"

They can put a satellite in space just like more normal countries though.



Ooh bhabis my rod just inclined 90 degrees on the equator and automatically launched into geostationary orbit

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

nerdz posted:



Ooh bhabis my rod just inclined 90 degrees on the equator and automatically launched into geostationary orbit

The apogee of my rod is impossible to behold :quagmire:

naem
May 29, 2011

KomodoWagon posted:

These guys are loving convinced that everyone they find attractive is playing a constant game of temptation to make them shagging uncontrollably.

In a lot of cultures from what I can tell if you feel aroused while looking at a woman, it's because she's a shameless hussy you see. She "has a face" and "is standing there"

Personal accountability and self control just aren't concepts that exist

I mean there's plenty of horrible poo poo in western culture too

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

yeah if you can get into gently caress Girls And Bhabhi University you can pretty much just write your own ticket for Wall Street

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The MSJ posted:

Browsing this thread makes me think that Asians care more about breasts than people in the West. I even noticed that straight Asian (mostly Indian and Japanese) porn tend to have more breast interaction going on in them, like lesbian ones.

Japanese porn tends to involve clumsy boob groping resembling someone roughly kneading two lumps of dough.
...so I've been told.

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